Why bother making other food when this is this pinnacle of human creation?

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I don’t know what’s hotter. The skewer that the rotisserie chicken is actually on or this taek.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I didn't discover the joy of rotisserie chicken till my wife brought one home a couple years. That should have been a food staple of mine during my bachelor years. Definitely in the rotation with a frozen pizza. A chicken, container of mashed potatoes, and a 6-pick of beer would have sufficed for many nights.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

That crispy flavored and seasoned succulent skin is worthy of every taste bud working overtime.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

I thought this thread was going to be about Shuster. I like Shuster.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

And the hot cooked ones at costco are cheaper, faster and better than anything you can do yourself.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

And Sam's - a huge, roided-up masterpiece for $4.98? YEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH, baby!

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Not a mult.

THAT'S WHAT IM EATING NOW. I AM IN HEAVEN OMFG.

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Yea, this is an outstanding shoutout. And I will second Godfella's chicken skin take.

The nice thing about my house is that I’m the only that likes the skin.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Same here.

Mother in law hosts Thanksgiving every year and saves large swaths of skin for her favorite son in law.

And then I get some.

Wife doesn't mind you fucking her mom?

It still weirds me out that these things are cooked by light bulbs.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

She's a large woman is she?

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You never had an easy bake oven ?

A great side to the chicken is a package of Idahoan instant mashed potatoes.

Pour the chicken container juice over those and enjoy your trip to Flavortown, my friend.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

Godfella
Hatchetman

=MATCH

Wrong...

Peeps
Godfella

=MATCH

Get your misinformation correct, my friend.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

When I lived out west my future mother in law bought us one of those home rotisserie gadgets. I think we lived on chickens and instant mashed potatoes for a couple years.

It's evident mothers-in-law need their own thread

What section? That could be a tough one... Shout Out? General? DB of the week?

Could be trouble...

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."