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Author:  Hatchetman [ Wed May 15, 2019 7:53 am ]
Post subject:  Mayor of Sandwich

Busted with a hooker so he resigns.

"My hope and prayer are that, by my resignation, I can spare any additional dishonor to that office," he said.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q ... aFr-4KuGRZ

Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Wed May 15, 2019 8:12 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Mayor of Sandwich

Public defender of Putnam county got nabbed too with a little extra tossed at him. Kind of chuckled when I saw his name but feel bad for his family.

Author:  W_Z [ Wed May 15, 2019 10:13 am ]
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Lake Holiday!

Author:  JORR [ Wed May 15, 2019 10:15 am ]
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I didn't even know he was demoted from Earl.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Wed May 15, 2019 10:19 am ]
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You never hear about Mayor McCheese being embroiled in these salacious scandals.

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Wed May 15, 2019 10:20 am ]
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I thought the office of mayor came with prostitutes.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Wed May 15, 2019 10:22 am ]
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The city clerk's last name is "Ii?"

Author:  Franky T [ Wed May 15, 2019 10:26 am ]
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Too bad. He's a good guy and did a lot for that City.

Author:  KDdidit [ Wed May 15, 2019 10:35 am ]
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You'd think a guy who was the police chief for 16 years would know how to avoid that.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Wed May 15, 2019 10:36 am ]
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Mayor of Sandwich-Mrs Zobrist...match?

Author:  good dolphin [ Wed May 15, 2019 11:02 am ]
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Not as powerful as the Pope of Chilitown

Author:  Seacrest [ Wed May 15, 2019 12:30 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Not as powerful as the Pope of Chilitown


Cincinnati?

Author:  spmack [ Wed May 15, 2019 1:10 pm ]
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If this happened in a big city, I could see a headline being "Tainted Meat!"

That works a few different ways. :D

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Wed May 15, 2019 1:11 pm ]
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spmack wrote:
If this happened in a big city, I could see a headline being "Tainted Meat!"

That works a few different ways. :D



I'm sure there would be some roast beef references in the article.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed May 15, 2019 1:15 pm ]
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spmack wrote:
If this happened in a big city, I could see a headline being "Tainted Meat!"

That works a few different ways. :D

Turn in your Lodge card.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed May 15, 2019 1:18 pm ]
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spmack wrote:
If this happened in a big city, I could see a headline being "Tainted Meat!"

That works a few different ways. :D
Hold The Mayo!

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed May 15, 2019 1:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Mayor of Sandwich

I was in a Peru brothel trailer once in 1988.

Some of the finest brothel trailers in LaSalle County.

Sadly, I was not old enough to wait for my friend in the luxurious trailer waiting room and my recently-turned-18-year-old friend came running out screaming a few minutes later.

Author:  Regular Reader [ Wed May 15, 2019 1:27 pm ]
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Big Chicagoan wrote:
I thought the office of mayor came with prostitutes.


Gonna be some big, burly women swarming around the fifth floor at 121 N LaSalle in a few days then.

Author:  Regular Reader [ Wed May 15, 2019 1:29 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I was in a Peru brothel trailer once in 1988.

Some of the finest brothel trailers in LaSalle County.

Sadly, I was not old enough to wait for my friend in the luxurious trailer waiting room and my recently-turned-18-year-old friend came running out screaming a few minutes later.


I honestly always thought that brothel trailers were kind of a rural myth perpetuated by Smokey & The Bandit.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Wed May 15, 2019 1:29 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Not as powerful as the Pope of Chilitown


I heard he carved his spoon himself, from a bigger spoon.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Wed May 15, 2019 1:32 pm ]
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Big Chicagoan wrote:
I thought the office of mayor came with prostitutes.


No. It's the constable that gets two comely lasses of virtue true.

Author:  Spaulding [ Wed May 15, 2019 6:55 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I was in a Peru brothel trailer once in 1988.

Some of the finest brothel trailers in LaSalle County.

Sadly, I was not old enough to wait for my friend in the luxurious trailer waiting room and my recently-turned-18-year-old friend came running out screaming a few minutes later.


Why screaming??

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Wed May 15, 2019 7:03 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I didn't even know he was demoted from Earl.


:lol:

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