Every time I try to enter this message board's name into google on my phone I get the Chicago Family Doulas website (http://www.chicagofamilydoulas.com) before I get anything else. I've inadvertently visited their website several times so I figured I'd give them a shout out.

A little tamer than the biker board. Me thinks an invasion won't be happening.

The fact that those doulas are so fat is a bit unsettling. The only time I want to see a thigh that big is in a bucket with bread crumbs on it. When we're talking doulas, give me the fantasy babes, please. If that makes me sound superficial, shallow and sexist - well yes, I'm a man.

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I'm a lifelong bachelor, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't marry the right woman.

What are "placenta encapsulation services?"

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

They dehydrate placenta and put it into capsules which is... uhm... nasty.

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."