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 Post subject: My wife!
PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2019 5:51 pm 
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34 years of marriage and she hasn't kicked me out yet. We've been together since the night we met in 1981. Quite lucky. Quite lucky indeed.


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 Post subject: Re: My wife!
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Do you allow her to vote?


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OscarTangoEcho wrote:
34 years of marriage and she hasn't kicked me out yet. We've been together since the night we met in 1981. Quite lucky. Quite lucky indeed.


Congratulations.

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Presumably kids are out of the house and your race has run. Congrats

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 Post subject: Re: My wife!
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OscarTangoEcho wrote:
34 years of marriage and she hasn't kicked me out yet. We've been together since the night we met in 1981. Quite lucky. Quite lucky indeed.



81 - that's a good run.

have you cheated on her ever or she cheated on you? that you know of?


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 Post subject: Re: My wife!
PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2019 7:24 pm 
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OscarTangoEcho wrote:
34 years of marriage and she hasn't kicked me out yet. We've been together since the night we met in 1981. Quite lucky. Quite lucky indeed.

Congrats, Oscar. Much like yours, my wife is also a saint for putting with me for 22 yrs.

I’m just a bit older than she is. She could have done much better. Sucks to be her.

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Congrats.

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I’m just a bit older than she is. She could have done much better. Sucks to be her.


:lol:

Absolutely applies to my situation.


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Peoria Matt wrote:
Congrats.

Mr. Reason wrote:
I’m just a bit older than she is. She could have done much better. Sucks to be her.


:lol:

Absolutely applies to my situation.



Applies to all of us I think. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: My wife!
PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2019 8:12 pm 
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In discussion over someone we know who may have a difficult time finding someone to put up with their shit, I told my wife that all Hope was not lost as I found some one to put up with mine. She didn’t sell the “And you put up with mine” very well.. very half hearted.


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 Post subject: Re: My wife!
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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
In discussion over someone we know who may have a difficult time finding someone to put up with their shift I told my wife that all Hope was not lost as I found some one to put up with mine. She didn’t sell the “And you put up with mine” very well.. very half hearted.

The tree rat is drunk again.

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 Post subject: Re: My wife!
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Seacrest wrote:
Peoria Matt wrote:
Congrats.

Mr. Reason wrote:
I’m just a bit older than she is. She could have done much better. Sucks to be her.


:lol:

Absolutely applies to my situation.



Applies to all of us I think. :lol:


Think again.


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 Post subject: Re: My wife!
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Spaulding wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Peoria Matt wrote:
Congrats.

Mr. Reason wrote:
I’m just a bit older than she is. She could have done much better. Sucks to be her.


:lol:

Absolutely applies to my situation.



Applies to all of us I think. :lol:


Think again.


Except you and I.

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 Post subject: Re: My wife!
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Congratulations Oscar!

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