Spaulding wrote:
I'm not making the connection.
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| Author: | JORR [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Mai Tai Guy! |
Kids don't belong in the bleachers. Go sit in the fuckin' family section. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
I'm not making the connection. |
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| Author: | newper [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
Mai Tai guy hopes to be an idol to the youth of today, much as Ronnie Woo Woo was an idol to him as a youth. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
I offended we've assigned a gender to him/her. Be Like Berkeley...Mai Tai Person. I could be known as Sparkling wine and personality girl. |
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| Author: | JORR [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
Spaulding wrote: I'm not making the connection. The guy is catching heat because he grabbed Schwarber's home run ball away from a couple of kids. He didn't snatch it from them. He didn't knock them over. He just beat them to the ball. And I'm all for giving foul balls or batting practice balls to a kid. That's what you should do. But a legit home run ball is a different story. Every man for himself. |
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| Author: | conns7901 [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Spaulding wrote: I'm not making the connection. The guy is catching heat because he grabbed Schwarber's home run ball away from a couple of kids. He didn't snatch it from them. He didn't knock them over. He just beat them to the ball. And I'm all for giving foul balls or batting practice balls to a kid. That's what you should do. But a legit home run ball is a different story. Every man for himself. Only thing worse than adult ball hawks are adult autograph seekers. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
conns7901 wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Spaulding wrote: I'm not making the connection. The guy is catching heat because he grabbed Schwarber's home run ball away from a couple of kids. He didn't snatch it from them. He didn't knock them over. He just beat them to the ball. And I'm all for giving foul balls or batting practice balls to a kid. That's what you should do. But a legit home run ball is a different story. Every man for himself. Only thing worse than adult ball hawks are adult autograph seekers. Oh hello Danny Bernstein. How you dooin? |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
I thought absolute worst kind of Cubs fan is one who buys a personalized jersey. I was wrong. There's a whole other level of awful. It's a guy who puts a drink name on the back of a Cubs jersey. The best thing Schwarber could have done would be to hit this guy in the head and kill him with that home run. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
Frank Coztansa wrote: I thought absolute worst kind of Cubs fan is one who buys a personalized jersey. I was wrong. There's a whole other level of awful. It's a guy who puts a drink name on the back of a Cubs jersey. The best thing Schwarber could have done would be to hit this guy in the head and kill him with that home run. And then put the guy's head in plexi-glass. |
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| Author: | Scooter [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
Any prick that would snatch a ball from a kid should be beaten to shreds post haste. |
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| Author: | JORR [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
conns7901 wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Spaulding wrote: I'm not making the connection. The guy is catching heat because he grabbed Schwarber's home run ball away from a couple of kids. He didn't snatch it from them. He didn't knock them over. He just beat them to the ball. And I'm all for giving foul balls or batting practice balls to a kid. That's what you should do. But a legit home run ball is a different story. Every man for himself. Only thing worse than adult ball hawks are adult autograph seekers. I don't call a guy trying to grab a homer a "ballhawk". That's reserved for goofs like Moe Mullins. |
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| Author: | JORR [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
Scooter wrote: Any prick that would snatch a ball from a kid should be beaten to shreds post haste. He didn't snatch it from a kid. He got to it first. Fuck those kids. How about if it was a 500th homer? Should he let the kid have that too? |
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| Author: | HawaiiYou [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
https://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/c ... story.html https://www.cincinnati.com/story/sports ... 770265001/ https://twitter.com/PWSullivan/status/1 ... 6780575745 |
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| Author: | Scooter [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Scooter wrote: Any prick that would snatch a ball from a kid should be beaten to shreds post haste. He didn't snatch it from a kid. He got to it first. Fuck those kids. How about if it was a 500th homer? Should he let the kid have that too? Dosen't matter. Dick move at any juncture. |
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| Author: | WaitingforRuffcorn [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
When you see a ball coming at you, it’s a reaction not let it drop to the nearby kids. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
Spaulding wrote: I'm not making the connection.
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| Author: | Scooter [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote: When you see a ball coming at you, it’s a reaction not let it drop to the nearby kids. You are the problem not the solution. Check. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
My Ty guy. 
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| Author: | JORR [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
Scooter wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Scooter wrote: Any prick that would snatch a ball from a kid should be beaten to shreds post haste. He didn't snatch it from a kid. He got to it first. Fuck those kids. How about if it was a 500th homer? Should he let the kid have that too? Dosen't matter. Dick move at any juncture. Nope. You and your dog would have killed a child to get Sammy's 62nd. Who you crappin'? |
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| Author: | JORR [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
HawaiiYou wrote: https://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/cubs/ct-cubs-mai-tai-guy-interview-20190717-gkvmdbhxoja5boaq4qo6emjai4-story.html https://www.cincinnati.com/story/sports ... 770265001/ https://twitter.com/PWSullivan/status/1 ... 6780575745 Ball he "took"? Maybe the dope who wrote that headline should let those kids fuck his wife too. I mean, after all it's FOR THE CHILDREN! |
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| Author: | Scooter [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Scooter wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Scooter wrote: Any prick that would snatch a ball from a kid should be beaten to shreds post haste. He didn't snatch it from a kid. He got to it first. Fuck those kids. How about if it was a 500th homer? Should he let the kid have that too? Dosen't matter. Dick move at any juncture. Nope. You and your dog would have killed a child to get Sammy's 62nd. Who you crappin'? Wrong again schmuckko. Never a Sosa fan and my dog does not like grease. Bye small fry. |
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| Author: | Franky T [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
Maybe next time the kids will be more aggressive about getting the ball. It's a good learning moment for them - they have to compete for what they want. Some of you would rather reinforce their belief that everything will be given to them and that they are entitled to a home run ball; whereas Mai Tai Guy is teaching them a life lesson. Nomination approved. |
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| Author: | JORR [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
Scooter wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Scooter wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Scooter wrote: Any prick that would snatch a ball from a kid should be beaten to shreds post haste. He didn't snatch it from a kid. He got to it first. Fuck those kids. How about if it was a 500th homer? Should he let the kid have that too? Dosen't matter. Dick move at any juncture. Nope. You and your dog would have killed a child to get Sammy's 62nd. Who you crappin'? Wrong again schmuckko. Never a Sosa fan and my dog does not like grease. Bye small fry. Then you and your dog are dopes who want to hand 50 grand to some snotty kid. Stop fetishizing children. They're just younger incarnations of assholes like you. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
Those kids can still grow up and have good lives, Mai Tai guy looks like a homerun ball might be his ceiling. |
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| Author: | WaitingforRuffcorn [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
Scooter wrote: WaitingforRuffcorn wrote: When you see a ball coming at you, it’s a reaction not let it drop to the nearby kids. You are the problem not the solution. Check. Never caught a ball at a game. Gotcha. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Then you and your dog are dopes who want to hand 50 grand to some snotty kid. Stop fetishizing children. They're just younger incarnations of assholes like you. Why is this ball worth 50k? I'd have pushed my own kids outta da way! |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
Spaulding would have had an upside down pineapple on her jersey |
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| Author: | JORR [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
Spaulding wrote: Those kids can still grow up and have good lives, Mai Tai guy looks like a homerun ball might be his ceiling. He's living the life, Spaulding. Those kids reminded me of Ass-pen from True Detective Season 2. I wish Colin Farrell had been there instead of Mai Tai Guy. |
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| Author: | JORR [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
Spaulding wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Then you and your dog are dopes who want to hand 50 grand to some snotty kid. Stop fetishizing children. They're just younger incarnations of assholes like you. Why is this ball worth 50k? I'd have pushed my own kids outta da way! This ball isn't worth $50,000 but it's not just a foul ball either. Most people never touch a home run ball. It isn't something you just give to a kid regardless of whether dumbass Scooter thinks so. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mai Tai Guy! |
Frank Coztansa wrote: Spaulding would have had an upside down pineapple on her jersey Probably some Mai Tai too. Not the guy, the drink. Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: He's living the life, Spaulding. I don't know. In my younger days I don't think I'd have fooled around with him and I fooled around with a lot of people. |
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