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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Whitney Cummings

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:50 am

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Handled this pretty well.

#OwnTheNip

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TurdFerguson

Post subject: Re: Whitney Cummings

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:08 am

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Handled this pretty well.

#OwnTheNip

Any word on getting close ups of Elijah cummings nips?

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Whitney Cummings

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:15 am

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The reply asking why she is holding an onion was funny.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Whitney Cummings

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:29 am

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Wait, you actually believe this wasn't a publicity stunt?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Whitney Cummings

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:44 am

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Who?

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Whitney Cummings

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:50 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Wait, you actually believe this wasn't a publicity stunt?

I dunno. Maybe.

Saw it on BBC News of all places.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Whitney Cummings

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:50 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Who?

An unfunny woman who pretends to be funny for a living.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Whitney Cummings

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:56 am

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Thanks for not posting the ball sac picture.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Whitney Cummings

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:02 am

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Whore.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Whitney Cummings

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:07 am

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Who?

An unfunny woman who pretends to be funny for a living.

Like Amy Schumer?

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Whitney Cummings

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:38 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Who?

I am reminded of this classic (she's at 2:40)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf6fFqFT8O4

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Post subject: Re: Whitney Cummings

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:40 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Who?

Hey welcome to my world!

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Whitney Cummings

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:07 am

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we turned her latest Netflix special off after 15 minutes.

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat

Post subject: Re: Whitney Cummings

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:27 am

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I don't find her funny. But if she stuck her tits in my face, I wouldn't turn them down.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Whitney Cummings

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:45 am

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Cummings talking real doll/clone thing is freaky. Can see why her husband makes her keep the Whitney-bot out in the garage when he's around.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Whitney Cummings

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:48 am

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I don't know how many facelifts she has had, but she looks like a bug.

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: Whitney Cummings

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 12:00 pm

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Her career stagnated so this is her attempt to get attention

"accidentally" release a sex tape next time if you want it to actually work.

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WaitingforRuffcorn

Post subject: Re: Whitney Cummings

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 12:08 pm

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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:

Her career stagnated so this is her attempt to get attention

"accidentally" release a sex tape next time if you want it to actually work.

That's literally how Chelsea Handler launched her career.

Whitney had the old comedian formula of getting a network sitcom, but it stalled out and was canceled. She said the sitcom was bad for her mental health though. It it was for the best.

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Whitney Cummings

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 12:42 pm

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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:

Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:

Her career stagnated so this is her attempt to get attention

"accidentally" release a sex tape next time if you want it to actually work.

She's kind of taking the Laurence Holmes approach to career setbacks. "I didn't want that FT job at Ch. 5 anyway..."

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: Whitney Cummings

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:09 pm

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Never heard of her

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Whitney Cummings

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:06 pm

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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Tad Queasy wrote:

WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:

Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:

Her career stagnated so this is her attempt to get attention

"accidentally" release a sex tape next time if you want it to actually work.

She's kind of taking the Laurence Holmes approach to career setbacks. "I didn't want that FT job at Ch. 5 anyway..."

She most likely made tens of millions from Two Broke Girls before it ended

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Cashman

Post subject: Re: Whitney Cummings

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:10 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

I don't know how many facelifts she has had, but she looks like a bug.

Kinda got that Michael Jackson nose going on.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Whitney Cummings

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:11 pm

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:

I don't find her funny. But if she stuck her tits in my face, I wouldn't turn them down.

Me neither but I also would have still gone for it when the nude model changes into an old woman in The Shining

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: Whitney Cummings

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:25 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Who?

An unfunny woman who pretends to be funny for a living.

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Where'd you create your sitcoms?

#YouCantSpellHubArkushWithoutKush #DownSinceDayOneIsh #HubALS

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Whitney Cummings

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:29 pm

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I didn't see a nipple

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Whitney Cummings

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:38 pm

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Nas wrote:

I didn't see a nipple

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