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Inebriated Rodent!!
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Author:  tommy [ Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Inebriated Rodent!!

Cool guy--can verify!

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:40 pm ]
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Proceed.

Author:  tommy [ Sun Aug 25, 2019 11:23 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Proceed.


Well, for starters, his kinfolk told me I had an accent.

And he told me the right name for Wild Bill Hickok's hometown. I sometimes call it Tony Grove, thanks to a mistaken sign near Mendota, but it's Troy Grove.

Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Mon Aug 26, 2019 11:06 am ]
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Nice meeting you tommy. My daughter even kept her eyes from rolling too much.

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Aug 26, 2019 11:59 am ]
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you were lucky. not everyone gets out of the woodshed. you must have not looked tasty

Author:  tommy [ Mon Aug 26, 2019 12:29 pm ]
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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
Nice meeting you tommy. My daughter even kept her eyes from rolling too much.

:lol: And my son even looked away from his phone.

Same here. I was drowsy from antibiotics and Advil, so I wasn't my usual effervescent self, but I had a great time.

Author:  tommy [ Mon Aug 26, 2019 12:33 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
you were lucky. not everyone gets out of the woodshed. you must have not looked tasty

Oh please. Drunk Squirrel's violent days are, like the encroaching darkness of a murderously hot summer night, comfortably behind him.

Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Mon Aug 26, 2019 4:29 pm ]
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tommy wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
you were lucky. not everyone gets out of the woodshed. you must have not looked tasty

Oh please. Drunk Squirrel's violent days are, like the encroaching darkness of a murderously hot summer night, comfortably behind him.

Too many witnesses anyways.

Author:  K Effective [ Mon Aug 26, 2019 7:06 pm ]
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How, pray tell, did this come about? Random altercation at a WalMart parking lot? Catchy tune you just couldn't stop tapping your toes to whilst in the mens' room at the Minneapolis Airport? Tinder gone horribly awry? Spill it!!

Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Tue Aug 27, 2019 9:41 am ]
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It was the rural equivalent of the airport... the Bureau county fair.. I spotted him across a dimly lit poultry barn. Magical.

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Tue Aug 27, 2019 10:09 am ]
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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
I spotted him across a dimly lit poultry barn. Magical.


:lol: :lol:

Author:  tommy [ Tue Aug 27, 2019 1:25 pm ]
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It's generally the most sparsely populated poultry barn of any of the fifteen Illinois county fairs I have been to. It's old and falling apart and spiders the size of your fist dangle above you. But it is still awesome. (Plus, Champaign County don't even do poultry. Sickening.)

However, the damn Bureau County Fair Museum was closed! They have sweet memorabilia from Tiskilwa High School. (I have some weird interests.) Also, Godfella was maybe gonna go, but he was out of town.

Author:  good dolphin [ Wed Aug 28, 2019 7:38 am ]
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Your cornpone charm is intoxicating

Author:  Hatchetman [ Wed Aug 28, 2019 9:51 am ]
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what's your favorite layer breed? Light 'em up CSFMB!

Author:  C_Howitt_Fealz [ Wed Aug 28, 2019 9:56 am ]
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I was out at Bureau when the Oaks were performing. Who did they have this year?

Author:  Burrito [ Wed Aug 28, 2019 10:21 am ]
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Does he have a great big cock?

Author:  tommy [ Wed Aug 28, 2019 12:27 pm ]
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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
I was out at Bureau when the Oaks were performing. Who did they have this year?


Gary Allan

Author:  tommy [ Wed Aug 28, 2019 12:29 pm ]
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Burrito wrote:
Does he have a great big cock?


Inebriated Rodent wrote:
Who tommy? he lookd vry verile so my money is on yes


Thank you!

Author:  Caller Bob [ Wed Aug 28, 2019 12:31 pm ]
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I'd rather get ass cancer than spend an afternoon with a dope like tommy

Author:  tommy [ Wed Aug 28, 2019 12:40 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
I'd rather get ass cancer than spend an afternoon with a dope like tommy

Remember when Bob was hilarious? I loved that guy.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Wed Aug 28, 2019 12:56 pm ]
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tommy wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
I'd rather get ass cancer than spend an afternoon with a dope like tommy

Remember when Bob was hilarious?


No, I don't, to be honest.

Author:  Bababooey [ Wed Aug 28, 2019 1:07 pm ]
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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
Nice meeting you tommy. My daughter even kept her eyes from rolling too much.


This guy gets it. Tommy is a douche.

Author:  tommy [ Wed Aug 28, 2019 1:17 pm ]
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Bababooey wrote:
Drunk Squirrel wrote:
Nice meeting you tommy. My daughter even kept her eyes from rolling too much.


This guy gets it. Tommy is a douche.

Atta boy! This mult has guts!

Author:  tommy [ Wed Aug 28, 2019 1:18 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
tommy wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
I'd rather get ass cancer than spend an afternoon with a dope like tommy

Remember when Bob was hilarious?


No, I don't, to be honest.

Holy shit....I can. It was like reading The Onion.

Denis, please verify.

Author:  Darkside [ Wed Aug 28, 2019 6:50 pm ]
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tommy wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
tommy wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
I'd rather get ass cancer than spend an afternoon with a dope like tommy

Remember when Bob was hilarious?


No, I don't, to be honest.

Holy shit....I can. It was like reading The Onion.

Denis, please verify.

I'm not denis but I can confirm caller bob is a tool.

Author:  denisdman [ Wed Aug 28, 2019 6:54 pm ]
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Bob was funny. He is kind of a jerk now.

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