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...when did Joe Namath start selling slippers?

A week ago my wife picked up the broom and the handle fell off. Next day she pulled the chain to turn on the light in the laundry room and the chain fell off. Yesterday she picked up her computer case and the handle fell off. Theres no fuckin way shes giving me a hand job.

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And yeah I stole a dangerfield joke sue me.

Really nowhere else for me to post this so I thought I’d drop it here. Anyway my wife went and bought me some slippers. I’ve not been a slipper/house shoes kind of guy in the past but I did reference the fact it would be nice to have a pair. She ordered them and said they had Joe Namath on the packaging. I couldn’t figure that one out, when did Joe Namath start selling slippers? Anyway they showed up yesterday and the mystery was revealed, they were Isotoners repoed by none other than Dan Marino. A shoutout to my wife for even knowing who Joe Namath was and a small tear to my eye for noticing Dan Marino IS starting to look a bit Joe Namath like :lol:

Anyway feel free to post shoutouts to your wife or significant other here if they do something cool for you intentionally or not

T-Bone wrote:

Anyway feel free to post shoutouts to your wife or significant other here if they do something cool for you intentionally or not

House slippers are great, until they get "the stink", which seems to happen pretty fast, and never goes away.

Come up with a pair of house slippers that is immune to "the stink" and you've got a winner.

FukNuggitt wrote:

T-Bone wrote:

Anyway feel free to post shoutouts to your wife or significant other here if they do something cool for you intentionally or not

https://www.amazon.com/DryGuy-Force-Dryer-Glove-Articulating/dp/B01LZE505J/ref=asc_df_B01LZE505J/

get a boot dryer and permanent stink of any shoe/boot will no longer be a problem.... put my work boots on at the end of each day... boot no longer stinks the next day.

doug - evergreen park wrote:

wear fucking socks.

Socks are not a deterrent.

doug - evergreen park wrote:

wear fucking socks.

Like the Red Hot Chilli Peppers did?

A few weeks back, my wife texted me and asked what kind of cold medicine I wanted from the store. I replied, "Hibernol"

She actually looked for it, bless her heart.

:lol: She absolutely did and was well within her rights to do.

wdelaney72 wrote:

My wife works full-time like most of us grown-ups but maintains 90% of everything around the house. I'm perfectly capable of sharing in most of basic household stuff, but she just does it before I can think about it. I commute a lot more than she does so is home more than I am. Regardless, she's the best person in this world I know and I'm one lucky MFer to have her.

Does she also allow you to fuck her in her asshole? If so, when is the last time you took her anally?

whistler wrote:

wdelaney72 wrote:

Does she also allow you to fuck her in her asshole? If so, when is the last time you took her anally?

FukNuggitt wrote:

whistler wrote:

wdelaney72 wrote:

Does she also allow you to fuck her in her asshole? If so, when is the last time you took her anally?

I laughed out loud on that one.

My wife bought a PLUNGER that is 8” long. Are you fucking kidding me? She said it fit under the sink nicely. Getting shit water on your hand while plunging the toilet is not fun.

Author:	T-Bone [ Thu Dec 05, 2019 12:43 pm ]
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Really nowhere else for me to post this so I thought I’d drop it here. Anyway my wife went and bought me some slippers. I’ve not been a slipper/house shoes kind of guy in the past but I did reference the fact it would be nice to have a pair. She ordered them and said they had Joe Namath on the packaging. I couldn’t figure that one out, when did Joe Namath start selling slippers? Anyway they showed up yesterday and the mystery was revealed, they were Isotoners repoed by none other than Dan Marino. A shoutout to my wife for even knowing who Joe Namath was and a small tear to my eye for noticing Dan Marino IS starting to look a bit Joe Namath like Anyway feel free to post shoutouts to your wife or significant other here if they do something cool for you intentionally or not

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Thu Dec 05, 2019 12:49 pm ]
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Author:	JORR [ Thu Dec 05, 2019 12:55 pm ]
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T-Bone wrote: ...when did Joe Namath start selling slippers? He must be hurting for cash. He's also selling Medicare supplements. I'm irrationally annoyed by the way he pronounces the word "includes".

Author:	Hatchetman [ Thu Dec 05, 2019 12:59 pm ]
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Other than making dinner, washing my clothes, taking care of the kids, paying the bills my wife doesn't do anything for me.

Author:	Darkside [ Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:00 pm ]
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A week ago my wife picked up the broom and the handle fell off. Next day she pulled the chain to turn on the light in the laundry room and the chain fell off. Yesterday she picked up her computer case and the handle fell off. Theres no fuckin way shes giving me a hand job. . . And yeah I stole a dangerfield joke sue me.

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Author:	Cashman [ Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:08 pm ]
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Darkside wrote: A week ago my wife picked up the broom and the handle fell off. Next day she pulled the chain to turn on the light in the laundry room and the chain fell off. Yesterday she picked up her computer case and the handle fell off. Theres no fuckin way shes giving me a hand job. . . And yeah I stole a dangerfield joke sue me. I don't respect you for this.

Author:	Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:39 pm ]
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T-Bone wrote: Really nowhere else for me to post this so I thought I’d drop it here. Anyway my wife went and bought me some slippers. I’ve not been a slipper/house shoes kind of guy in the past but I did reference the fact it would be nice to have a pair. She ordered them and said they had Joe Namath on the packaging. I couldn’t figure that one out, when did Joe Namath start selling slippers? Anyway they showed up yesterday and the mystery was revealed, they were Isotoners repoed by none other than Dan Marino. A shoutout to my wife for even knowing who Joe Namath was and a small tear to my eye for noticing Dan Marino IS starting to look a bit Joe Namath like Anyway feel free to post shoutouts to your wife or significant other here if they do something cool for you intentionally or not House slippers are great, until they get "the stink", which seems to happen pretty fast, and never goes away. Come up with a pair of house slippers that is immune to "the stink" and you've got a winner.

Author:	doug - evergreen park [ Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:43 pm ]
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wear fucking socks.

Author:	billypootons [ Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:45 pm ]
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FukNuggitt wrote: T-Bone wrote: Really nowhere else for me to post this so I thought I’d drop it here. Anyway my wife went and bought me some slippers. I’ve not been a slipper/house shoes kind of guy in the past but I did reference the fact it would be nice to have a pair. She ordered them and said they had Joe Namath on the packaging. I couldn’t figure that one out, when did Joe Namath start selling slippers? Anyway they showed up yesterday and the mystery was revealed, they were Isotoners repoed by none other than Dan Marino. A shoutout to my wife for even knowing who Joe Namath was and a small tear to my eye for noticing Dan Marino IS starting to look a bit Joe Namath like Anyway feel free to post shoutouts to your wife or significant other here if they do something cool for you intentionally or not House slippers are great, until they get "the stink", which seems to happen pretty fast, and never goes away. Come up with a pair of house slippers that is immune to "the stink" and you've got a winner. https://www.amazon.com/DryGuy-Force-Dryer-Glove-Articulating/dp/B01LZE505J/ref=asc_df_B01LZE505J/ get a boot dryer and permanent stink of any shoe/boot will no longer be a problem.... put my work boots on at the end of each day... boot no longer stinks the next day.

Author:	Douchebag [ Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:13 pm ]
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FukNuggitt wrote: doug - evergreen park wrote: wear fucking socks. Socks are not a deterrent. Chop off your feet.

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:22 pm ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote: wear fucking socks. Like the Red Hot Chilli Peppers did? A few weeks back, my wife texted me and asked what kind of cold medicine I wanted from the store. I replied, "Hibernol" She actually looked for it, bless her heart.

Author:	T-Bone [ Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:38 pm ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote: wear fucking socks. I always am wearing socks but they are usually low cut summer socks year round

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:52 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote: doug - evergreen park wrote: wear fucking socks. Like the Red Hot Chilli Peppers did? A few weeks back, my wife texted me and asked what kind of cold medicine I wanted from the store. I replied, "Hibernol" She actually looked for it, bless her heart. And then she probably called you a fucking asshole

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Thu Dec 05, 2019 3:05 pm ]
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She absolutely did and was well within her rights to do.

Author:	doug - evergreen park [ Fri Dec 06, 2019 1:33 pm ]
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When we lived in our townhouse, I found a baby frog outside. I brought it in and Rachel was freaking out. I opened my hands to show her...the frog jumped at her, she spun around and ran right into the wall. Put a hole in it with her knee. It was the funniest shit ever.

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Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:58 pm ]
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No.

Author:	BigW72 [ Fri Dec 06, 2019 11:39 am ]
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My wife works full-time like most of us grown-ups but maintains 90% of everything around the house. I'm perfectly capable of sharing in most of basic household stuff, but she just does it before I can think about it. I commute a lot more than she does so is home more than I am. Regardless, she's the best person in this world I know and I'm one lucky MFer to have her.

Author:	Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Fri Dec 06, 2019 12:12 pm ]
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(double post)

Author:	DAC [ Sat Dec 07, 2019 8:08 am ]
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FukNuggitt wrote: whistler wrote: wdelaney72 wrote: My wife works full-time like most of us grown-ups but maintains 90% of everything around the house. I'm perfectly capable of sharing in most of basic household stuff, but she just does it before I can think about it. I commute a lot more than she does so is home more than I am. Regardless, she's the best person in this world I know and I'm one lucky MFer to have her. Does she also allow you to fuck her in her asshole? If so, when is the last time you took her anally? I laughed out loud on that one. My wife bought a plunger that is 8” long. Are you fucking kidding me? She said it fit under the sink nicely. Getting shit water on your hand while plunging the toilet is not fun.

Author:	GoldenJet [ Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:46 am ]
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DAC wrote: FukNuggitt wrote: whistler wrote: wdelaney72 wrote: My wife works full-time like most of us grown-ups but maintains 90% of everything around the house. I'm perfectly capable of sharing in most of basic household stuff, but she just does it before I can think about it. I commute a lot more than she does so is home more than I am. Regardless, she's the best person in this world I know and I'm one lucky MFer to have her. Does she also allow you to fuck her in her asshole? If so, when is the last time you took her anally? I laughed out loud on that one. My wife bought a PLUNGER that is 8” long. Are you fucking kidding me? She said it fit under the sink nicely. Getting shit water on your hand while plunging the toilet is not fun. Sounds more like the name and description of her strap-on.