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Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 6:20 am ]
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♫ Behind the hatred there lies a murderous desire ♫

Author:  GoldenJet [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 7:19 am ]
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Cums with the territory, livin' in Johnson County.

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:02 am ]
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would

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:12 am ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
would

Very much so.


Are we just going to ignore the fact that the light-up penis lady's last name is 'Gash'?

Author:  tommy [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:23 am ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
doug - evergreen park wrote:
would

Very much so.


Are we just going to ignore the fact that the light-up penis lady's last name is 'Gash'?

Indeed. I'd like to talk to her.

Author:  denisdman [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:34 am ]
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I’ve had my lights up since last weekend, and I still can’t get the timer right. I need a goddamn Purdue engineering degree to figure it out.

Author:  vitoscotti [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:40 am ]
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Got to be a stripper.

Author:  denisdman [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:44 am ]
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vitoscotti wrote:
Got to be a stripper.


Board outing.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:45 am ]
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If people can't find Christmas joy in a light up dick, then I don't know who we are as a people anymore.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:48 am ]
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Curious Hair wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  denisdman [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:54 am ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
If people can't find Christmas joy in a light up dick, then I don't know who we are as a people anymore.


Try putting your cock under a mistletoe....

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:11 am ]
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denisdman wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
If people can't find Christmas joy in a light up dick, then I don't know who we are as a people anymore.


Try putting your cock under a mistletoe....

But then he'd probably break his own neck.

Author:  tommy [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:15 am ]
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denisdman wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
If people can't find Christmas joy in a light up dick, then I don't know who we are as a people anymore.


Try putting your cock under a mistletoe....

Holy Toledo, that's a great idea....

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:17 am ]
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tommy wrote:
denisdman wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
If people can't find Christmas joy in a light up dick, then I don't know who we are as a people anymore.


Try putting your cock under a mistletoe....

Holy Toledo, that's a great idea....


Mistletoe is a parasitic organism that can kill you.

Author:  Darkside [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:24 am ]
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That's hilarious. Why are people so uptight?

Author:  denisdman [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:25 am ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
tommy wrote:
denisdman wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
If people can't find Christmas joy in a light up dick, then I don't know who we are as a people anymore.


Try putting your cock under a mistletoe....

Holy Toledo, that's a great idea....


Mistletoes cause a parasitic orgasm that can kill you.


Corrected

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:26 am ]
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denisdman wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
tommy wrote:
denisdman wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
If people can't find Christmas joy in a light up dick, then I don't know who we are as a people anymore.


Try putting your cock under a mistletoe....

Holy Toledo, that's a great idea....


Mistletoes cause a parasitic orgasm that can kill you.


Corrected


Mistletoe orgasm can shoot up to 50 feet!

Author:  denisdman [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:31 am ]
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Great load today.

Yup.

Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:32 am ]
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long but no girth

Ms. Gash has never really experienced the true joy of the season

Author:  RFDC [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:44 am ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
would

Absolutely. Very nice very nice indeed

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:44 am ]
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Darkside wrote:
That's hilarious. Why are people so uptight?


It's Kansas. The only state more uptight than those assholes are the fucks in Utah.

Author:  GoldenJet [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:04 am ]
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Definitely would

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