RFDC wrote:
so you guys just pull up to a hotel lobby and go in and use their bathroom and off you go?
This was my thought as well.
At least at the gas station I can buy a pack of gum for crushing their shitter.
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| Author: | blackhawksfan [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 9:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Speedway gas stations |
The only gas station who has kept their bathrooms open throughout the virus shutdown. Every store, every town. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 9:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
What is ur favorite Speed way to shit at? |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
Frank Coztansa wrote: What is ur favorite Speed way to shit at? Any of them if I have to go bad enough. It wouldn't be Speed Way though, Quik Trip is my bathroom of choice on the road. Big stalls and their bathrooms are cleaned constantly. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
Hotel Lobby bathrooms are a go-to shit zone for me when I'm on the road. |
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| Author: | Franky T [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
Caller Bob wrote: Hotel Lobby bathrooms are a go-to shit zone for me when I'm on the road. Correct. |
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| Author: | man of few opinions [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
hotel lobby bathrooms are 100% the way to go. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
so you guys just pull up to a hotel lobby and go in and use their bathroom and off you go? |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
RFDC wrote: so you guys just pull up to a hotel lobby and go in and use their bathroom and off you go? Yep. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
Even the Super 8 Hotel bathroom right off the expressway is usually in great fucking shape. |
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| Author: | man of few opinions [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
RFDC wrote: so you guys just pull up to a hotel lobby and go in and use their bathroom and off you go? yep. sometimes we grab some complimentary coffee if the mood strikes us. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
RFDC wrote: so you guys just pull up to a hotel lobby and go in and use their bathroom and off you go? It's relatively easy to look like you belong and one of those lobbies if you are not wearing overalls and do not have a wad of tobacco in your mouth. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
RFDC wrote: so you guys just pull up to a hotel lobby and go in and use their bathroom and off you go? This was my thought as well. At least at the gas station I can buy a pack of gum for crushing their shitter. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 11:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
| see this is why I love this place. I just never thought of that.
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 11:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
| Fuck now the secrets out.
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 11:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
I hadn't either RFDC, hell you can get a damn complimentary breakfast too. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 11:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
I think free coffee and free food have been wiped due to COVID. |
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| Author: | Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 11:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
A colleague of mine just drove 700 miles each way with his wife and young kids to visit grandparents. He strongly recommends Lowe's and Home Depot. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 11:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
Caller Bob wrote: I think free coffee and free food have been wiped due to COVID. #HOAX |
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| Author: | Minooka Meatball [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 11:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
For once, CB is absolutely right. Speedway bathrooms for the most parts are worse than porta potties. Maybe their new 7-Eleven corporate overlords will do something about that. 
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 11:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote: A colleague of mine just drove 700 miles each way with his wife and young kids to visit grandparents. He strongly recommends Lowe's and Home Depot. Home Depot traditionally only has 2-3 sit down toilets in their Men's rooms. So you run the risk of a couple of rogue shitters just messing things up. |
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| Author: | man of few opinions [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 11:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
When we had little kids they loved the hotel stops - they would grab all those little tourist pamphlets and it gave the reading material for the next stretch of the drive. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 11:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
MOFO: Ok, kids you know the routine. Dad has to shit, I need you guys to behave and go grab some reading material for the next 30 minutes, got it? Kids:
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| Author: | man of few opinions [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 11:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
| no - typically i never have to take a shit when i'm out on the road. My wife has to go all the fucking time, shes worse than the kids. and she is VERY particular about where she goes, so that's how we discovered the hotel lobby trick. the kids would grab those tourist pamphlets and realize how much fun shit there is to do that we are driving right by to get to our boring destinations. |
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 11:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
Caller Bob wrote: Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote: A colleague of mine just drove 700 miles each way with his wife and young kids to visit grandparents. He strongly recommends Lowe's and Home Depot. Home Depot traditionally only has 2-3 sit down toilets in their Men's rooms. So you run the risk of a couple of rogue shitters just messing things up. Lowes has an employee bathroom in each store I've been in, which rarely gets used and has upwards of six stalls... |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 11:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
Hawg Ass wrote: MOFO: Ok, kids you know the routine. Dad has to shit, I need you guys to behave and go grab some reading material for the next 30 minutes, got it? Kids: You make it sound like man of few opinions, with the help of his kids, desperately wipes his ass with Wisconsin Dells flyers. There has to be a better way. |
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| Author: | Hussra [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 11:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
RFDC wrote: so you guys just pull up to a hotel lobby and go in and use their bathroom and off you go? Also works with the hotels along Michigan Ave when you're attending Grant Park events |
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| Author: | Cashman [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 11:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
Hobby Lobby, pretty pretty pretty clean. |
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| Author: | Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 11:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
Caller Bob wrote: Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote: A colleague of mine just drove 700 miles each way with his wife and young kids to visit grandparents. He strongly recommends Lowe's and Home Depot. Home Depot traditionally only has 2-3 sit down toilets in their Men's rooms. So you run the risk of a couple of rogue shitters just messing things up. True, but even the best gas stations and food places have that limitation and they have more hillbillies. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 12:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
Curious Hair wrote: Hawg Ass wrote: MOFO: Ok, kids you know the routine. Dad has to shit, I need you guys to behave and go grab some reading material for the next 30 minutes, got it? Kids: You make it sound like man of few opinions, with the help of his kids, desperately wipes his ass with Wisconsin Dells flyers. There has to be a better way. He should have used the buffet ones instead? |
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| Author: | Franky T [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 12:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Speedway gas stations |
Frank Coztansa wrote: RFDC wrote: so you guys just pull up to a hotel lobby and go in and use their bathroom and off you go? It's relatively easy to look like you belong and one of those lobbies if you are not wearing overalls and do not have a wad of tobacco in your mouth. My buddy worked for NIU athletics back in the Jordan Lynch era. I went to the MAC Championship at Ford Field and he asked if I wanted to use his field pass to go down on the sideline. I was nervous about it but he said "just act like you belong". That the same attitude I take into hotel lobbies. |
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