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| Author: | a retard [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 4:46 pm ] |
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As a veteran of 3 lifetime colonoscopies I can tell you they are a much less big deal than some would make them out to be. Even the pregame prep has gotten much easier. It is recommended one has one every 10 years beginning at age 50 for adults without increased risk for colorectal cancer. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 4:48 pm ] |
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I am closing in on my first. Not looking forward to it. |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 4:56 pm ] |
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| Author: | Jaw Breaker [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 4:59 pm ] |
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a retard wrote: As a veteran of 3 lifetime colonoscopies I can tell you they are a much less big deal than some would make them out to be. Even the pregame prep has gotten much easier. It is recommended one has one every 10 years beginning at age 50 for adults without increased risk for colorectal cancer. So you're 70? 
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 5:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scoped |
Jaw Breaker wrote: a retard wrote: As a veteran of 3 lifetime colonoscopies I can tell you they are a much less big deal than some would make them out to be. Even the pregame prep has gotten much easier. It is recommended one has one every 10 years beginning at age 50 for adults without increased risk for colorectal cancer. So you're 70? No, a retard.
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 5:00 pm ] |
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The joy of getting older.. prostate was not the most pleasant, not looking forward to the scope. |
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| Author: | a retard [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 5:04 pm ] |
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A 60-year old retard. Some time in my early 40s my doctor thought she saw something. That prompted her to order one. But it was nothing. |
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| Author: | HawaiiYou [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 5:33 pm ] |
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Don't the have non-evasive technology now? |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 6:02 pm ] |
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a retard wrote: As a veteran of 3 lifetime colonoscopies I can tell you they are a much less big deal than some would make them out to be. Even the pregame prep has gotten much easier. It is recommended one has one every 10 years beginning at age 50 for adults without increased risk for colorectal cancer. Yeah it ended being the biggest nothing burger of all-time . Kinda like COVID. Truly no reason to put off doing it . |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 6:23 pm ] |
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HawaiiYou wrote: Don't the have non-evasive technology now? Bend over and let's find out. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 6:34 pm ] |
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Poor ol' retard had a polyp in the duodenum! It's benign but still a bastard. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 6:40 pm ] |
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just tell them to knock you out. youll fall asleep and when you wake up youll think 10 seconds has passed, wondering when hes gonna start. hell say youve been out for half an hour and its done. |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 6:54 pm ] |
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Had a couple. Smooth as silk. |
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:09 pm ] |
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Douchebag wrote: HawaiiYou wrote: Don't the have non-evasive technology now? Bend over and let's find out. HawaiiEwe |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:47 pm ] |
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Drunk Squirrel wrote: The joy of getting older.. prostate was not the most pleasant, not looking forward to the scope. Prostate can be checked with a blood test now. Son lost a co- worker last month to colon cancer. Waited till he was 60 and they found cancer at Stage 4 |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:55 pm ] |
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IkeSouth wrote: just tell them to knock you out. youll fall asleep and when you wake up youll think 10 seconds has passed, wondering when hes gonna start. hell say youve been out for half an hour and its done. That's the other thing that has me putting this off. Plus I generally despise medical doctors |
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| Author: | HawaiiYou [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:57 pm ] |
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Seacrest wrote: Drunk Squirrel wrote: The joy of getting older.. prostate was not the most pleasant, not looking forward to the scope. Prostate can be checked with a blood test now. that's what i thought too. maybe the technology has not reached Kankakee yet. |
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| Author: | Minooka Meatball [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 8:02 pm ] |
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HawaiiNormCrosby wrote: Don't the have non-evasive technology now? No - they have to get past non-invasive first. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 8:20 pm ] |
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doctors are the worst. they never tell you that you can do without a procedure. and they never try to find the root cause. anything that treat symptoms is best for their bottom line. |
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| Author: | HawaiiYou [ Wed Aug 05, 2020 9:13 pm ] |
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IkeSouth wrote: doctors are the worst. they never tell you that you can do without a procedure. and they never try to find the root cause. anything that treat symptoms is best for their bottom line. and always prescribing medicine that you don't need |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Thu Aug 06, 2020 12:45 am ] |
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Seacrest wrote: Drunk Squirrel wrote: The joy of getting older.. prostate was not the most pleasant, not looking forward to the scope. Prostate can be checked with a blood test now. Son lost a co- worker last month to colon cancer. Waited till he was 60 and they found cancer at Stage 4 Had blood and traditional method done. Little more complicated than just a traditional screening A joy. |
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| Author: | IMU [ Thu Aug 06, 2020 3:49 am ] |
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i did not enjoy my recent colonoscopy, and I assume Suprep is the worst tasting substance in the entire world. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Thu Aug 06, 2020 7:30 am ] |
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pittmike wrote: Had a couple. Smooth as silk. like throwing a hot dog down a hallway |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Thu Aug 06, 2020 8:22 am ] |
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Drunk Squirrel wrote: Seacrest wrote: Drunk Squirrel wrote: The joy of getting older.. prostate was not the most pleasant, not looking forward to the scope. Prostate can be checked with a blood test now. Son lost a co- worker last month to colon cancer. Waited till he was 60 and they found cancer at Stage 4 Had blood and traditional method done. Little more complicated than just a traditional screening A joy. I am awaiting results from the annual blood test I had last Friday. Hoping we can keep it at that. 
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Thu Aug 06, 2020 8:24 am ] |
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HawaiiYou wrote: Seacrest wrote: Drunk Squirrel wrote: The joy of getting older.. prostate was not the most pleasant, not looking forward to the scope. Prostate can be checked with a blood test now. that's what i thought too. maybe the technology has not reached Kankakee yet. Are you watching Mr Reason's family homestead? |
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| Author: | shakes [ Thu Aug 06, 2020 1:30 pm ] |
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I got the stuff to drink at home, but haven't made an appointment yet. How horrible is it to drink that stuff? |
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| Author: | a retard [ Thu Aug 06, 2020 3:11 pm ] |
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I think there are different types. What I had for my last one in November was not bad at all. But I am comparing it to my first which was pretty awful. |
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| Author: | IMU [ Thu Aug 06, 2020 3:43 pm ] |
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shakes wrote: I got the stuff to drink at home, but haven't made an appointment yet. How horrible is it to drink that stuff? Pray that it is not Suprep. My doctor's office told me that even though this stuff was 'a bit more pricey' than some other types, it was going to be much easier to drink. Not only was this the foulest tasting stuff, but you had to mix this 6 oz bottle with 10oz of water, drink it within 10 minutes, and then consume another 32 oz of water in the next 50 minutes. I don't know about your beverage consuming habits, but that is a lot to take down. I wanted to cry the next morning because you have to repeat that same process. I did not think I'd be able to keep the Suprep down...each gulp and I was pretty sure it was all coming up. Couldn't even get the taste out of my mouth with the next 32 oz. It has been over a month, and whenever I think about the taste I lose all appetite and gag a little. Rancid death. Like consuming a corpse that has been liquified and then sprayed with some cherry scented chemical straight from a Dow Chemical hazmat disposal facility. Good luck. |
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| Author: | a retard [ Thu Aug 06, 2020 3:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scoped |
| I think that is what I had. At least the mixing and the drinking of water afterwords sound right. I had absolutely no trouble with any of it.
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| Author: | JORR [ Thu Aug 06, 2020 4:04 pm ] |
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shakes wrote: I got the stuff to drink at home, but haven't made an appointment yet. How horrible is it to drink that stuff? It's like drinking glasses of saliva and you have to drink many of them in a short time period. |
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