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| Author: | Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 10:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | ME! For Winning!!! |
Dear Honorable and even the Most Mendacious MessageBoard Family Members: I humbly accept the nomination (via secret PM ballot that only choice members are allowed to view and participate in), by an overwhelming majority of you, to be Your President. The esteemed publications Messageboard Quarterly and Poster's Press have both called the race for me, and thus I am now your President-Elect. I congratulate the person who won the last election, whomever they may be, but, really, they don't matter, because we are looking forward, to a new, better future, so I urge that we forget about them. Immediately. When we Pack The Threads, nobody with an outside opinion will stand a chance. Other Messageboards will FINALLY respect us, and we will get to work farming-out our posts to other said colleagues in an attempt to spread OUR local success such that it becomes ALL OF OUR SUCCESS! Due to high demand, and many, many secret PM's, My Announcement of Our Cabinet will come soon. Again, YOU HAVE SPOKEN - privately, secretly - and I am listening. Here's to building back a better, more open and totally not corrupt Chicago Fanatics messageboard (which I am considering actually changing, via executive order, to "Chicago FANTASTIC Messageboard" just to put a new stamp on things). Love always, -Your President-Elect, George Washington FukNuggitt |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 10:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
Tread lightly. The illuminati is arbitrary in both giving and taking. I'd hate to see you in your motorcade looking like swiss cheese |
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| Author: | Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 10:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
good dolphin wrote: Tread lightly. The illuminati is arbitrary in both giving and taking. I'd hate to see you in your motorcade looking like swiss cheese I've got the power of the people behind me. You saw my Victory Rally! That's a lot of uncontrollable, happy posters, so you should probably be intimidated into staying out of my way for fear of uprisal (word?), no? |
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| Author: | HawaiiYou [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 10:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
what happened? |
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| Author: | Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 10:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
HawaiiYou wrote: what happened? I won. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 10:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
HawaiiYou wrote: what happened? First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. |
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| Author: | Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 11:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
rogers park bryan wrote: HawaiiYou wrote: what happened? First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. Ladies and Gentlemen, I hereby announce my nomination for Press Secretary-Elect, the Lovable, Cuddly, Inconceivably-Prolific-Yet-Universally-Acerbic Mr. Rogers Park Bryan! Mr. Bryan will be handling the questions in This Thread until further notice. Mr. Bryan, the floor is yours. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 11:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
Mods, please move to politics section. |
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| Author: | Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 11:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
Frank Coztansa wrote: Mods, please move to politics section. This is no longer politics. It affects the governance of This Entire Board. You can send your Board Lawyers in to fight it if you like, but Good Luck with that. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 11:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
Frank Coztansa wrote: Mods, please move to politics section. Just a good time to use the ignore function. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 11:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
Hawg Ass wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: Mods, please move to politics section. Just a good time to use the ignore function. Its too bad his mom didnt ignore his dad. |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 11:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
Frank Coztansa wrote: Hawg Ass wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: Mods, please move to politics section. Just a good time to use the ignore function. Its too bad his mom didnt ignore his dad. maybe she tried... |
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| Author: | HawaiiYou [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 11:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
no idea what the hell is going on. and is this the real fuknuggit? it says pres-elect now in front of the name so not sure if it's a new guy or the same guy. |
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 11:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
HawaiiYou wrote: no idea what the hell is going on. . Yes you do. You're a shitty mult. |
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| Author: | HawaiiYou [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 11:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
Furious Styles wrote: HawaiiYou wrote: no idea what the hell is going on. . Yes you do. You're a shitty mult. no i don't ! you're no help. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 11:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
Furious Styles wrote: HawaiiYou wrote: no idea what the hell is going on. . Yes you do. You're a shitty mult. You and I are on the same page a lot lately. It feels funny, like a sudden urge to wear black and silver....and I think I feel an autumn wind |
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| Author: | Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 11:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
Ok, Press Secretary-Elect Bryan is attending to some more pressing matters, if you will, so I will re-convene. To answer Mr. Whi-, uh, Kee-, uh, Hawaiiyou, yes, this is the Real Fuknuggitt, however I am much more powerful and legitimate now that I have ascended to the title of President-Elect Fuknuggitt. Any other questions? |
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| Author: | HawaiiYou [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 11:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
RFDC wrote: Furious Styles wrote: HawaiiYou wrote: no idea what the hell is going on. . Yes you do. You're a shitty mult. You and I are on the same page a lot lately. It feels funny, like a sudden urge to wear black and silver....and I think I feel an autumn wind fuck all of you! wasting my posts for today in this thread. |
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| Author: | KDdidit [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 12:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
HawaiiYou wrote: RFDC wrote: Furious Styles wrote: HawaiiYou wrote: no idea what the hell is going on. . Yes you do. You're a shitty mult. You and I are on the same page a lot lately. It feels funny, like a sudden urge to wear black and silver....and I think I feel an autumn wind fuck all of you! wasting my posts for today in this thread. Good job everybody! |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 5:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
I always knew Brick was holding you down on purpose in the Tourney every spring. Bastard. |
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| Author: | Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 5:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
Seacrest wrote: I always knew Brick was holding you down on purpose in the Tourney every spring. Bastard. My administration will support Fairness and Equality for ALL. Even Brick. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 5:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
Seacrest wrote: I always knew Brick was holding you down on purpose in the Tourney every spring. Bastard. I let him back in and he failed spectacularly and then tried to pay bigfan to run it himself. No wonder he loves Trump. |
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| Author: | Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 6:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
Brick wrote: Seacrest wrote: I always knew Brick was holding you down on purpose in the Tourney every spring. Bastard. I let him back in and he failed spectacularly and then tried to pay bigfan to run it himself. No wonder he loves Trump. I have no idea what you are talking about, but please know that I fully-support your right to say it. |
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| Author: | Juiced [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 6:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote: Seacrest wrote: I always knew Brick was holding you down on purpose in the Tourney every spring. Bastard. My administration will support Fairness and Equality for ALL. Even Brick. Are you going to de-fund the grammar police and pay everyone an equal amount for supporting this board? Why should all the money go to the 1% We ALL contribute. I demand payments in my pal-pal account! We also want red font for all. Free tacos Tuesday. Mobile cooling for our cell phones, Ipads and laptops. Also need improved mental health care for HawaiiYou and Cheapcharlie. |
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| Author: | Juiced [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 6:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
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| Author: | Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 6:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
Juiced wrote: Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote: Seacrest wrote: I always knew Brick was holding you down on purpose in the Tourney every spring. Bastard. My administration will support Fairness and Equality for ALL. Even Brick. Are you going to de-fund the grammar police and pay everyone an equal amount for supporting this board? Why should all the money go to the 1% We ALL contribute. I demand payments in my pal-pal account! We also want red font for all. Free tacos Tuesday. Mobile cooling for our cell phones, Ipads and laptops. Also need improved mental health care for HawaiiYou and Cheapcharlie. It may very well be an uphill battle, but I am anticipating making ground on my calls for the much-ballyhooed hot women pics section to be restored to This Board. I cannot commence such conversations just yet, however, as it would be a Violation of The Degenerate Dave Act to conduct formal Board Business prior to my being formally sworn-in as Your President. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 6:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote: Brick wrote: Seacrest wrote: I always knew Brick was holding you down on purpose in the Tourney every spring. Bastard. I let him back in and he failed spectacularly and then tried to pay bigfan to run it himself. No wonder he loves Trump. I have no idea what you are talking about, but please know that I fully-support your right to say it. I understand your voices don't talk to each other. |
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| Author: | Juiced [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 6:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote: Juiced wrote: Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote: Seacrest wrote: I always knew Brick was holding you down on purpose in the Tourney every spring. Bastard. My administration will support Fairness and Equality for ALL. Even Brick. Are you going to de-fund the grammar police and pay everyone an equal amount for supporting this board? Why should all the money go to the 1% We ALL contribute. I demand payments in my pal-pal account! We also want red font for all. Free tacos Tuesday. Mobile cooling for our cell phones, Ipads and laptops. Also need improved mental health care for HawaiiYou and Cheapcharlie. It may very well be an uphill battle, but I am anticipating making ground on my calls for the much-ballyhooed hot women pics section to be restored to This Board. I cannot commence such conversations just yet, however, as it would be a Violation of The Degenerate Dave Act to conduct formal Board Business prior to my being formally sworn-in as Your President. Just rebrand the section to "empowered women pics" and you shouldn't have a problem getting it passed. You can point out how the feminist don't want to wear bras as a basis for the section. If that fails you can start a movement and call it, "We Love Women" WLM. Who is going to argue that they don't love women? Then you can demand a section for women pics without any resistance. Anyone who is against women pics then is called a womanizer! |
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| Author: | Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 9:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
Juiced wrote: Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote: Juiced wrote: Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote: Seacrest wrote: I always knew Brick was holding you down on purpose in the Tourney every spring. Bastard. My administration will support Fairness and Equality for ALL. Even Brick. Are you going to de-fund the grammar police and pay everyone an equal amount for supporting this board? Why should all the money go to the 1% We ALL contribute. I demand payments in my pal-pal account! We also want red font for all. Free tacos Tuesday. Mobile cooling for our cell phones, Ipads and laptops. Also need improved mental health care for HawaiiYou and Cheapcharlie. It may very well be an uphill battle, but I am anticipating making ground on my calls for the much-ballyhooed hot women pics section to be restored to This Board. I cannot commence such conversations just yet, however, as it would be a Violation of The Degenerate Dave Act to conduct formal Board Business prior to my being formally sworn-in as Your President. Just rebrand the section to "empowered women pics" and you shouldn't have a problem getting it passed. You can point out how the feminist don't want to wear bras as a basis for the section. If that fails you can start a movement and call it, "We Love Women" WLM. Who is going to argue that they don't love women? Then you can demand a section for women pics without any resistance. Anyone who is against women pics then is called a womanizer! Exhibiting Chief of Staff-Elect material right here, Sir.  I think I want this guy in my foxhole. |
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| Author: | Juiced [ Wed Nov 11, 2020 9:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ME! For Winning!!! |
Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote: Juiced wrote: Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote: Juiced wrote: Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote: Seacrest wrote: I always knew Brick was holding you down on purpose in the Tourney every spring. Bastard. My administration will support Fairness and Equality for ALL. Even Brick. Are you going to de-fund the grammar police and pay everyone an equal amount for supporting this board? Why should all the money go to the 1% We ALL contribute. I demand payments in my pal-pal account! We also want red font for all. Free tacos Tuesday. Mobile cooling for our cell phones, Ipads and laptops. Also need improved mental health care for HawaiiYou and Cheapcharlie. It may very well be an uphill battle, but I am anticipating making ground on my calls for the much-ballyhooed hot women pics section to be restored to This Board. I cannot commence such conversations just yet, however, as it would be a Violation of The Degenerate Dave Act to conduct formal Board Business prior to my being formally sworn-in as Your President. Just rebrand the section to "empowered women pics" and you shouldn't have a problem getting it passed. You can point out how the feminist don't want to wear bras as a basis for the section. If that fails you can start a movement and call it, "We Love Women" WLM. Who is going to argue that they don't love women? Then you can demand a section for women pics without any resistance. Anyone who is against women pics then is called a womanizer! Exhibiting Chief of Staff-Elect material right here, Sir. I think I want this guy in my foxhole. I support your efforts to make CFMB great again! We need to build a firewall to keep the undesirable out. |
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