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PostPosted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 1:52 pm 
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Total parody account, but my god is this shit hilarious

https://www.facebook.com/CelinaTruckStop

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TRUCKERS: We will no longer be permitting truck drivers to shower together. It may be tempting to save a few dollars, but with Covid cases continuing to rise we cannot permit dual-showering anymore due to social distancing concerns.
Beginning October 1st, if you are caught showering with another driver, both of you will lose any accumulated reward points for that month and will not be allowed to shower for one year.
Thank You for your Cooperation,
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FREE AT LAST! We were able to raise money to bail our Transportation Director Jerry out of jail earlier. We didn't want to discuss his charges, but after seeing all the vitriol directed at Jerry accusing him of an inappropriate relationship with his step-daughter, we feel we have no choice.
Jerry was only charged with Jaywalking, Stealing Catalytic Converters, and Assault with a deadly weapon (he will be fighting the Jaywalking charge). His arrest had NOTHING to do with his step daughter. We snapped this picture of Jerry and Nevaeh after his release today.
Jerry will be back at work next Wednesday as we give him time to readjust to civilian life. #allsmiles #justiceserved #friYAY


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We are ecstatic to announce that our Employee of 20 years, Jerry Petty, will be marrying the love of his life, Nevaeh Petty (no relation) here at the truck stop next April. We believe the 3rd time will be the charm for Jerry and all past and present customers and friends of his are invited to the ceremony to celebrate the great love that these two share. Wedding tickets are $10 and gifts are encouraged.
~Management

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 1:55 pm 
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Is this the location of the much anticipated showdown between denisdman and Beatdown?

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 2:24 pm 
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veganfan21 wrote:
Is this the location of the much anticipated showdown between denisdman and Beatdown?


It seems to be in Hawg's neck of the woods.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2021 3:44 pm 
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Well need to go to that one day.

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