My wife (who is not white) and I were in Vegas waiting 2nd in line for a cab behind some dumbass fat fake blonde Glenn Beck looking 55 year-old. Hell, it might have been him. It happened fast.

The taxi pulls up and the stupid fucking guy, whoever he was, passed and said he was waiting for a white driver.

So we got the cab (that's the SHOUTOUT part). I had just arrived on the scene and was immediately sent into the cab and asked the driver "did I just hear that right?"

To his credit, he's like "I've never heard that before in 5 years".

I was pissed and also the only white person in the car. If you ever go to Vegas and need a cab, ask for Ash. Super nice guy.

I can't believe this shit still goes on. It pissed me off. I'm still pissed off.

I can't believe this shit still goes on. It pissed me off. I'm still pissed off.

Bright side is he’s probably still in line if hes waiting for a white cab driver.

Bright side is he’s probably still in line if hes waiting for a white cab driver.

Did. Not. Happen.

Taking a cab in Vegas us begging to get ripped off

Reading that again it does read like a fake Julie DiCaro rant.

But it did happen.

He meant the part about the woman being your wife

Id pass on a woman cab driver.

Well, he’d be right about that.

My wife is actually 1 month older than me but looks 15 years younger than I do.

I was in Vegas around 2008 when I was 37 but I looked 50. So I went into a trendy Caesars Forum, maybe Guess store, to buy her an outfit. I met a young lady about 24-25 and said I was looking for something for my wife. I realized that she would think my wife is 50 years old so I told her my wife is 23 years old so I would like something that would suit her.

We picked something. My wife thought it was a great choice.

I don't think my husband has ever bought me clothes.

No husband should ever buy their wife clothes

My wife is actually 1 month older than me but looks 15 years younger than I do.

I was in Vegas around 2008 when I was 37 but I looked 50. So I went into a trendy Caesars Forum, maybe Guess store, to buy her an outfit. I met a young lady about 24-25 and said I was looking for something for my wife. I realized that she would think my wife is 50 years old so I told her my wife is 23 years old so I would like something that would suit her.

We picked something. My wife thought it was a great choice.

What about that creepy underwear they were hawking on the Score for a while?

One of my favorite childhood memories is the year my father bought my mom a garden hose for Christmas. My mom never did any gardening or any work outside the house. No idea what made him think a garden hose was a good gift. The look on my moms face was priceless.