I think this lady might be a dumb dumb stupid head

https://www.thecut.com/article/amazon-s ... mpaign=nym

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People that get their news from CIA cutout The Economist might be prone to such phone calls.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

Deni$$$ catching strays. Very sick!

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This is why I don't answer my cell phone. If you are going to send me to federal prison then break down my door like the good old days.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

And not even an IkeSouth thread

I gave a heroin addict $40 in hopes they overdose. Am I the asshole?

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

once upon a time you'd actually see threads with titles like that in r/AmItheAsshole ... no more -- post a thread or even a comment like that on reddit and they'll dox & hound you to hell and then make a documentary about it while sucking each other's dicks about how great of people they are

Reddit is so done. X is gaining.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

The Weiner Effete would be a good name for a hotdog stand

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

"So when I was cleaning out my emergency savings account of cash that equals the median salary of MANY households, I should have stopped and thought to call any one of a few close personal friends who have white-collar jobs to help me!"

Either this lady concocted this story to cover the REAL reason she gave away 50k, or she wanted to imagine she was the main character in a spy procedural.

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I like the idea that Amazon customer service will transfer you directly to a waiting FTC agent to discuss the details of your identity theft.

They truly have cornered the market on efficiency.

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I tell myself that I’d never fall for a scam, but then I remember I did everything Atlas me to do in Bioshock. Boy did I have egg on my face there

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that would be a good online business. discrete subscriptions. girls sign up, tell what subscription they want (porn), and they pay my website (tampaxdirect.com). I will send them credentials to log into 'lumberjackonorder.com'.

it wouldn't get a lot of guys signing up, I mean who cares if my amazon box says "RUBBER BUTT PLUG" on it. but, for women, this would be a game changer.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

At least you didn't get baked out of your mind on your vape pen and write an article about your trials and tribulations in a fallen underwater society.

"Your husband may be a criminal.".
"Yeah, I can see it. I won't tell him.".

Welcome to divorce city, population you.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

This is a biological woman who didn't put much thought into her lie. #BelieveWomen

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!