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Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Feb 27, 2025 11:55 am ]
Post subject:  Polgasm

Pulaski Day on Monday
Paczki day on Tuesday
tell me we will have another Polish pope on Wednesday and you can end the week right there

Author:  Nardi [ Thu Feb 27, 2025 3:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Polgasm

I'm American. Crass and artless, our two best qualities.

Author:  Bagels [ Thu Feb 27, 2025 5:40 pm ]
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A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Hardware Store."

Author:  Nardi [ Thu Feb 27, 2025 6:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Polgasm

I miss Norm.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Thu Feb 27, 2025 6:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Polgasm

good dolphin wrote:
Pulaski Day on Monday
Paczki day on Tuesday
tell me we will have another Polish pope on Wednesday and you can end the week right there

It’s package day on Tuesday?

Author:  denisdman [ Thu Feb 27, 2025 6:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Polgasm

Polgasm? Yes multiple

Author:  Darkside [ Thu Feb 27, 2025 7:53 pm ]
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denisdman wrote:
Polgasm? Yes multiple

I doubt you've ever had a multiple orgasm.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Thu Feb 27, 2025 8:12 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
denisdman wrote:
Polgasm? Yes multiple

I doubt you've ever had a multiple orgasm.

Darkside is asking for proof that you are not multi-orgasmic Deni$$$

Author:  Nardi [ Thu Feb 27, 2025 8:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Polgasm

Darkside wrote:
denisdman wrote:
Polgasm? Yes multiple

I doubt you've ever had a multiple orgasm.

Polgasm. Like a pope and a pastry and an unacknowledged holiday

Author:  Spaulding [ Tue Mar 11, 2025 8:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Polgasm

There was no bump on paczki day. I heard the Genoa City travel center has good ones.

Author:  Bagels [ Wed Mar 12, 2025 9:49 am ]
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that's what my guy says too

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