Pulaski Day on Monday
Paczki day on Tuesday
tell me we will have another Polish pope on Wednesday and you can end the week right there

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I'm American. Crass and artless, our two best qualities.

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Hardware Store."

I miss Norm.

It’s package day on Tuesday?

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Polgasm? Yes multiple

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I doubt you've ever had a multiple orgasm.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Darkside is asking for proof that you are not multi-orgasmic Deni$$$

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Polgasm. Like a pope and a pastry and an unacknowledged holiday

There was no bump on paczki day. I heard the Genoa City travel center has good ones.

that's what my guy says too