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Author:  chaspoppcap [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:06 am ]
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I am bellringing for the Salvation Army this Christmas season.She walks out the door and says she does not have a dollar to put in the kettle.She walks to her car hen walks back over to me and says here I found this on the ground and proceeded to put $40 in my kettle.

Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:07 am ]
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Good for her not being a cheap ass and only giving 5 dollars.

Author:  SteveSarley [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:07 am ]
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She should have just given you five bucks and told you to stop annoying her with your freakin' obnoxious bell!

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:08 am ]
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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
Good for her not being a cheap ass and only giving 5 dollars.

:lol:

Author:  RFDC [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:08 am ]
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Chas, you figure out who was stealing your mail?

Author:  chaspoppcap [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:16 am ]
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RFDC wrote:
Chas, you figure out who was stealing your mail?


No I called the Police and Postal inspectors.Because it is over $100 they are taking it seriously and are going to do a sting they told me.I am just glad they have not taken my medication.I am doing what the inspectors have told me to do and getting a PO box which sucks that I have to pay to make sure I get my mail.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:21 am ]
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Image

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:23 am ]
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When you control the mail, you control........information.

Author:  Scooter [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:33 am ]
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chaspoppcap wrote:
I am bellringing for the Salvation Army this Christmas season.She walks out the door and says she does not have a dollar to put in the kettle.She walks to her car hen walks back over to me and says here I found this on the ground and proceeded to put $40 in my kettle.

How exactly did the hen walk look? Like a drunk Foghorn Leghorn in Looney Toons or did she THEN walk back over to you.

Author:  SteveSarley [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:35 am ]
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Scooter wrote:
chaspoppcap wrote:
I am bellringing for the Salvation Army this Christmas season.She walks out the door and says she does not have a dollar to put in the kettle.She walks to her car hen walks back over to me and says here I found this on the ground and proceeded to put $40 in my kettle.

How exactly did the hen walk look? Like a drunk Foghorn Leghorn in Looney Toons or did she THEN walk back over to you.

I'm not sure why, but that visual really amuses me.

Author:  spanky [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:36 am ]
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Image

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:36 am ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
When you control the mail, you control........information.


:shock:

Author:  Scooter [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:40 am ]
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SteveSarley wrote:
Scooter wrote:
chaspoppcap wrote:
I am bellringing for the Salvation Army this Christmas season.She walks out the door and says she does not have a dollar to put in the kettle.She walks to her car hen walks back over to me and says here I found this on the ground and proceeded to put $40 in my kettle.

How exactly did the hen walk look? Like a drunk Foghorn Leghorn in Looney Toons or did she THEN walk back over to you.

I'm not sure why, but that visual really amuses me.

Something about the words hen walk makes one want to laugh. I know what he meant it just sounded funny.

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:40 am ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
When you control the mail, you control........information.


:shock:

:lol: I never said I didn't watch the show at all.

Author:  RFDC [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:41 am ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
When you control the mail, you control........information.


Image

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:43 am ]
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Seriously man, y'all need to take notice. RFDC is having a really good week.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:44 am ]
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chaspoppcap wrote:
I am just glad they have not taken my medication.




......must........resist......!!!!

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:46 am ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
chaspoppcap wrote:
I am just glad they have not taken my medication.




......must........resist......!!!!

Yeah, don't do it Ivan. The Crew is above taking the easy joke. We're better than that. Low-hanging fruit is for them suckas!

Author:  MxdCookie [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:46 am ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
The Crew is above taking the easy joke. We're better than that.


Since when?

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:48 am ]
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MxdCookie wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
The Crew is above taking the easy joke. We're better than that.


Since when?

Whoa! Where the hell did you come from?

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:48 am ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
chaspoppcap wrote:
I am just glad they have not taken my medication.




......must........resist......!!!!

Yeah, don't do it Ivan. The Crew is above taking the easy joke. We're better than that. Low-hanging fruit is for them suckas!


You giving Crew related advice is like Laurence Fishburne giving tips on how to raise a daughter...

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:50 am ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Laurence Fishburne giving tips on how to raise a daughter...

Chris Rock wrote:
So I'm pushing my little baby girl in her stroller and I'm looking at her and I get to thinkin, "My only goal in life is to keep her off the pole!" I know they don't grade fathers but if your daugher's a stripper, you fucked up!

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:50 am ]
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MxdCookie wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
The Crew is above taking the easy joke. We're better than that.


Since when?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  MxdCookie [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:50 am ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Yeah, don't do it Ivan. The Crew is above taking the easy joke. We're better than that. Low-hanging fruit is for them suckas!


You giving Crew related advice is like Laurence Fishburne giving tips on how to raise a daughter...



:lol:

Author:  MxdCookie [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:51 am ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Where the hell did you come from?


Never left. Pay attention.

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:52 am ]
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MxdCookie wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Where the hell did you come from?


Never left. Pay attention.

Damn. And I was just about to start making up stories about what happened on Thanksgiving. Thanks for ruining everything. :roll:

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:53 am ]
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I'd like to apologize to Laurence Fishburne for that last joke. I'm sure being the Gay Cowboy on Pee-Wee's Playhouse was much more important......I CAN'T STOP... :(

Author:  spanky [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:54 am ]
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L. Fishburne as a father vs. M. Freeman as a grandfather.

Who is better/worse? Discuss.....

Author:  MxdCookie [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:54 am ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Damn. And I was just about to start making up stories about what happened on Thanksgiving. Thanks for ruining everything. :roll:


Go right ahead. I need to be entertained, and I'd love to get your view of how it went :D as twisted as it may be...

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:54 am ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
I'd like to apologize to Laurence Fishburne for that last joke. I'm sure being the Gay Cowboy on Pee-Wee's Playhouse was much more important......I CAN'T STOP... :(

Cowboy Curtis was not gay. :evil:

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