I have a driver that needed to go to traffic court (truck was over weight, if you must know) , but also had a pickup scheduled (he was to have done the former on Friday) ... anyway, in this excerpt from the exciting texts back and forth, see if you can Find the Random Racist Malaprop:
Him: ... was standing in line with the heard and then got told that they are cutting the line off one dude before me so I had to wait in line to speak to a dude no clue what he was then got (to) stand in a nother line just to back to first line and finally in fourth line and all I've gotten is a extension ...
Me: Is ur court already done?
Him: No there fuckin kites
