Bros, this is totes hilar. So Brendan's little bro Carson (aka Carbomb) is alls growns up and trying to get a jobly out there and we know it's all a jungle when your dad can't get you one like me, hahaha. But anyway bro jr. sent out his resume to a bunch of sweet gigs and they totally didn't get it but someone will hire this little mofo. We all got a case of Special Export and celebrated that his shit made national news. For reals, this kid's gonna be killer. I'm gonna party with this bro when he gets back to Chitown, brah.
Quote:
"I am unequivocally the most unflaggingly hard worker I know, and I love self-improvement. I have always felt that my time should be spent wisely, so I continuously challenge myself ... I decided to redouble my effort by placing out of two classes, taking two honors classes, and holding two part-time jobs. That semester I achieved a 3.93, and in the same time I managed to bench double my bodyweight and do 35 pull-ups."
Full letter, bros:
http://www.businessinsider.com/heres-the-full-summer-analyst-application-cover-letter-that-went-viral-on-wall-street-2012-2
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