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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu May 10, 2012 4:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Candy Dulfer |
You damn kids can have your Taylor Swifts and Beyonces, but this broad plays sax like a motherfucker ... listening to her at the moment playing a live joint with Maceo Parker (et al) ... not only is she killin' it, here's a few select pictures ... gets the ol' bodily humors all in a turmoil ... track is 'Addictive Love' off Maceo's 'Life on Planet Groove' ... not the easiest disc to find, but well worth your efforts - that is if you like actual music.   
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| Author: | Killer V [ Thu May 10, 2012 5:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Thu May 10, 2012 8:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
the saxamaphone is the most sensuous of all instruments |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Thu May 10, 2012 9:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
Does she have a tune called 'Hot and Heavy'? |
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| Author: | spanky [ Thu May 10, 2012 9:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
Bad wig in that first pic. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu May 10, 2012 9:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
Few things more beautiful than a woman who plays an instrument. My girl plays the violin. |
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| Author: | spanky [ Thu May 10, 2012 9:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
OOOH! OOOH! I got this one!! Free Ajent wrote: Yeah, but how is she with the skin flute? Always remember.......... |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu May 10, 2012 9:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
spanky wrote: OOOH! OOOH! I got this one!! Free Ajent wrote: Yeah, but how is she with the skin flute? Always remember.......... 
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| Author: | Killer V [ Thu May 10, 2012 10:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
But would you empty her spit valve? |
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| Author: | spanky [ Thu May 10, 2012 10:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
Killer V wrote: But would you empty her spit valve? Only if she keeps her reed moist and replaces it when it cracks. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Thu May 10, 2012 10:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
As a former sax player I wholeheartedly support all the lame instrument related sexual innuendo. |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Thu May 10, 2012 10:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
Why don't any hot chicks play the trombone? |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Thu May 10, 2012 10:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
Krazy Ivan wrote: Why don't any hot chicks play the trombone? Only the Rusty Trombone and that costs way too much extra. |
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| Author: | spanky [ Thu May 10, 2012 10:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
Krazy Ivan wrote: Why don't any hot chicks play the trombone? I present to you..............Nancy McCracken: 
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu May 10, 2012 10:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
Don't post pictures of Phil's wife. That shit is low-class, man. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Thu May 10, 2012 10:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
spanky wrote: Krazy Ivan wrote: Why don't any hot chicks play the trombone? I present to you..............Nancy McCracken: Phil has done pretty well for himself. edit: OKC! 
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| Author: | spanky [ Thu May 10, 2012 10:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
The Original Kid Cairo wrote: Don't post pictures of Phil's wife. That shit is low-class, man. No, it's cool when it's a compliment. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Thu May 10, 2012 10:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
Lovechild of Kathy Bates and that woman who wore all that makeup on the Drew Carey Show. |
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| Author: | spanky [ Thu May 10, 2012 10:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
Frank Coztansa wrote: Lovechild of Kathy Bates and that woman who wore all that makeup on the Drew Carey Show. Where does Roseanne Barr fit not that? 'Cause she's definitely mixed in there. |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Thu May 10, 2012 10:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
spanky wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: Lovechild of Kathy Bates and that woman who wore all that makeup on the Drew Carey Show. Where does Roseanne Barr fit not that? 'Cause she's definitely mixed in there. Worst.....threeway....ever. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu May 10, 2012 10:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
Fat white women? Adele could get it, for real. No joke. |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Thu May 10, 2012 10:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
The Original Kid Cairo wrote: Fat white women? Adele could get it, for real. No joke. She's not really that fat... |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu May 10, 2012 10:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
Krazy Ivan wrote: The Original Kid Cairo wrote: Fat white women? Adele could get it, for real. No joke. She's not really that fat... You're gonna wish you never had met me, tears are gonna fall. |
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| Author: | Phil McCracken [ Thu May 10, 2012 11:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
spanky wrote: Krazy Ivan wrote: Why don't any hot chicks play the trombone? I present to you..............Nancy McCracken: We met when she showed me her trombone and then I gave her a rusty one |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu May 10, 2012 12:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
I'm a current Cocksman. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Thu May 10, 2012 12:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Thu May 10, 2012 1:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
Krazy Ivan wrote: Why don't any hot chicks play the trombone? When I was in high school, there was this big time skank that played trombone. She was crazy too, so I did not partake, but about half of the guys in band sure did. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri May 11, 2012 3:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
Krazy Ivan wrote: Why don't any hot chicks play the trombone? I cannot adequately express my fury with the internetz at the moment because all I wanted to find was a picture of Julie Hagerty from 'Airplane' playing the trombone in the Calcutta bar scene .....
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| Author: | Chus [ Fri May 11, 2012 8:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
The Original Kid Cairo wrote: Few things more beautiful than a woman who plays an instrument. My girl plays the violin. Mine used to play the upright organ. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Fri May 11, 2012 8:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Candy Dulfer |
Phil McCracken wrote: spanky wrote: Krazy Ivan wrote: Why don't any hot chicks play the trombone? I present to you..............Nancy McCracken: We met when she showed me her trombone and then I gave her a rusty one Unless she has a schlong, she would be giving you the Rusty Trombone. |
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