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Author:  sinicalypse [ Wed May 23, 2012 7:12 pm ]
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thank you for your time! darkofest baby!

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Wed May 23, 2012 7:22 pm ]
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sinicalypse wrote:
when in rome.... be a fucking visigoth, you know?

Signature.

Possible epitaph.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Wed May 23, 2012 7:31 pm ]
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i fear i wasn't direct enough tho. should i try calling one of the ~4-5ish phone #s she's given me over the last few months and leave a voicemail? she literally has a crack team of random dudes somewhere to answer the phones. she str8up infiltrated my life.

and if that isn't the hottest thing ever, holy fuck, you need to get crackin and see if charlize theron has a doctor who facebook universe for you two to canoodle in. seriously get moving.

Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Wed May 23, 2012 7:41 pm ]
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Calling Free Ajent.........if only.

Author:  RFDC [ Wed May 23, 2012 7:46 pm ]
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What are you, out of your mind? Look at you, you're disgusting. You're bald, you're paunchy, all kinds of sounds are emanating from your body twenty-four hours a day. If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death.

Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Wed May 23, 2012 7:49 pm ]
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I'd bet she's freaky in bed......just look at those long legs and what she can probably do with them. :shock: :twisted:

Is she like Wayne Campbell's stalker girlfriend in Wayne's World?

Author:  RFDC [ Wed May 23, 2012 7:53 pm ]
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexa_Chung

Author:  Killer V [ Wed May 23, 2012 7:59 pm ]
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I have no idea what is going on here.

Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Wed May 23, 2012 8:00 pm ]
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RFDC wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexa_Chung

I wonder if Jerry ever dated her.

Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Wed May 23, 2012 8:01 pm ]
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Killer V wrote:
I have no idea what is going on here.

Neither do I, but I'm trying to roll with it.........and Ivan is confused by my jokes......jeesh. :roll:

Author:  RFDC [ Wed May 23, 2012 8:01 pm ]
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Killer V wrote:
I have no idea what is going on here.


Dufus is trying to make people believe he has female that is stalking him but in reality the stalker turns out to be a british chic that has a show on lifetime.

Author:  W_Z [ Wed May 23, 2012 8:02 pm ]
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Author:  sinicalypse [ Wed May 23, 2012 8:05 pm ]
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no her brand of stalking is like.... you know, i don't want to give too much away........ silence for eternity? that was always one of my faves..... owned. and proud of it =P

Author:  sinicalypse [ Wed May 23, 2012 8:08 pm ]
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artistic genius sometimes needs to be recognized. and this isn't just her victory lap, this is her victory daytona 500. enjoy!

Author:  sinicalypse [ Wed May 23, 2012 8:11 pm ]
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OH WAIT SORRY YES I'M "DESPERATE" FOR HER. SITTING HERE SMELLING LIKE SHIT BAREFOOTED AND WITH A WHOLE FUCKING TOMBSTONE PIZZA IN MY BELLY. BURPS.

no way man, she knows i can tell a story and it's her victory daytona 500 and we make a superstar team straightup so like.... i won't do this all over the place but y'all pantsless cretins my people and some of you had to know so whatever.... i'm always the last in on the joke.... but that's cuz like, if the joke's on me well hey at least someone's finally gettin laid tonight.

that said, hey baby, i'll see you in 2016 when you reveal that you're a shapeshifter who was every best friend i had in preschool. later!

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Wed May 23, 2012 8:12 pm ]
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Author:  JORR [ Wed May 23, 2012 8:13 pm ]
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RFDC wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexa_Chung



Anyone else notice that this broad is the same exact height as dan bernstein?

Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Wed May 23, 2012 8:13 pm ]
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sinicalypse wrote:
oh one of her other things is secretly having me jerk it to pictures of her naked for years. she like studied where i got my whackoff pics from and cleverly got herself in the mix..... silence for eternity? that was always one of my faves..... owned. and proud of it =P

If I could remember the quote from "I Love You Man", I'd post it......but I can't remember how it goes.....you all know the one, right? Jason Segal's character is creeped out cuz Paul Rudd's character jerks it to a pic of his girlfriend........I digress. All make sense now, Killer V? :wink: :? :D :wink: :? :D :? :wink: :?

Author:  beervendor [ Wed May 23, 2012 8:17 pm ]
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Is any of this shit in english?

Author:  sinicalypse [ Wed May 23, 2012 8:18 pm ]
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seriusly my future is that of a corn harvest sacrifice clearly.

Author:  Killer V [ Wed May 23, 2012 8:40 pm ]
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Author:  sinicalypse [ Wed May 23, 2012 8:44 pm ]
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basically, in honor of the ownage going on here i'm going to update my avatar and just leave a link to this song right here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7nE318f50g

Author:  bigfan [ Wed May 23, 2012 8:56 pm ]
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Sini! The Best! Fucking Nuts! But still...the best!

Author:  Matches Malone [ Wed May 23, 2012 10:12 pm ]
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Somebody get this guy a Vladimir Expo jersey before he hurts himself. Dude needs something of comfort in his life.

Author:  lipidquadcab [ Wed May 23, 2012 10:14 pm ]
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Guys...is this how my drunk rantings about women sound to you? If so, sorry...because I'm so lost.

Hopefully shit works out for you Sini...

Author:  newper [ Wed May 23, 2012 10:18 pm ]
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Author:  Matches Malone [ Wed May 23, 2012 10:22 pm ]
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sinicalypse wrote:

you better be a real fucking person cuz like, seriously, this quote is free scotch territory buddy. i'm up against agent zero..... as in she can be anyone and everyone in the matrix/internet.

and the real fun thought? think about the IRL shit she's GOTTEN AWAY WITH. like it wouldnt surprise me if she was in the crowd when i 8-miled kid static back in 09.

thats why i'm not going to meet her til.... we'll say 2018 now cuz she's gotta point out everything and welp, you know, i am so ending up going NOT THE BEEESSSSSS!!!! after i get her pregnant.... seriusly my future is that of a corn harvest sacrifice clearly.


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Author:  Brick [ Thu May 24, 2012 5:47 am ]
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I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that in any stalker situation that it's virtually guaranteed that sini is still the most crazy one in the relationship, even if he's the stalkee. Taking advice from Panther would be strong evidence I'm right.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Thu May 24, 2012 6:03 am ]
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Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu May 24, 2012 7:31 am ]
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Well, Im up, im about to erupt
I deducted all this time
just to Blow. Your. Mind.
Understand when I unwind
I signed it, dot line com
On These MC's I drop the bomb

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