thank you for your time! darkofest baby!

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Signature.

Possible epitaph.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

i fear i wasn't direct enough tho. should i try calling one of the ~4-5ish phone #s she's given me over the last few months and leave a voicemail? she literally has a crack team of random dudes somewhere to answer the phones. she str8up infiltrated my life.

and if that isn't the hottest thing ever, holy fuck, you need to get crackin and see if charlize theron has a doctor who facebook universe for you two to canoodle in. seriously get moving.

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Calling Free Ajent.........if only.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

What are you, out of your mind? Look at you, you're disgusting. You're bald, you're paunchy, all kinds of sounds are emanating from your body twenty-four hours a day. If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I'd bet she's freaky in bed......just look at those long legs and what she can probably do with them.

Is she like Wayne Campbell's stalker girlfriend in Wayne's World?

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I have no idea what is going on here.

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I wonder if Jerry ever dated her.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

Neither do I, but I'm trying to roll with it.........and Ivan is confused by my jokes......jeesh.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

Dufus is trying to make people believe he has female that is stalking him but in reality the stalker turns out to be a british chic that has a show on lifetime.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

no her brand of stalking is like.... you know, i don't want to give too much away........ silence for eternity? that was always one of my faves..... owned. and proud of it =P

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artistic genius sometimes needs to be recognized. and this isn't just her victory lap, this is her victory daytona 500. enjoy!

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OH WAIT SORRY YES I'M "DESPERATE" FOR HER. SITTING HERE SMELLING LIKE SHIT BAREFOOTED AND WITH A WHOLE FUCKING TOMBSTONE PIZZA IN MY BELLY. BURPS.

no way man, she knows i can tell a story and it's her victory daytona 500 and we make a superstar team straightup so like.... i won't do this all over the place but y'all pantsless cretins my people and some of you had to know so whatever.... i'm always the last in on the joke.... but that's cuz like, if the joke's on me well hey at least someone's finally gettin laid tonight.

that said, hey baby, i'll see you in 2016 when you reveal that you're a shapeshifter who was every best friend i had in preschool. later!

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Anyone else notice that this broad is the same exact height as dan bernstein?

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

If I could remember the quote from "I Love You Man", I'd post it......but I can't remember how it goes.....you all know the one, right? Jason Segal's character is creeped out cuz Paul Rudd's character jerks it to a pic of his girlfriend........I digress. All make sense now, Killer V?

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

Is any of this shit in english?

seriusly my future is that of a corn harvest sacrifice clearly.

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basically, in honor of the ownage going on here i'm going to update my avatar and just leave a link to this song right here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7nE318f50g

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Sini! The Best! Fucking Nuts! But still...the best!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Somebody get this guy a Vladimir Expo jersey before he hurts himself. Dude needs something of comfort in his life.

Guys...is this how my drunk rantings about women sound to you? If so, sorry...because I'm so lost.

Hopefully shit works out for you Sini...

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that in any stalker situation that it's virtually guaranteed that sini is still the most crazy one in the relationship, even if he's the stalkee. Taking advice from Panther would be strong evidence I'm right.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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