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PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:48 pm 
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A better shoutout would be for what W told Obama:

When you are wandering the halls of the Whitehouse with one of those many decisions weighing heavily on your mind, now you can look up at my picture and ask "What would George do?"

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Obama is saying, "This snowblower might buy that snowmobile"

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Bush was hilarious. He had a lot of great one liners. Love him or hate him,he seems like the kind of guy that you invite over for a barbeque.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:58 pm 
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Bush was hilarious. He had a lot of great one liners. Love him or hate him,he seems like the kind of guy that you invite over for a barbeque.


Yea, a night on the town with either W or Clinton would be a blast. A night on the town with Barry, not so much.

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Scorehead wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Bush was hilarious. He had a lot of great one liners. Love him or hate him,he seems like the kind of guy that you invite over for a barbeque.


Yea, a night on the town with either W or Clinton would be a blast. A night on the town with Barry, not so much.


Are you kidding, I bet Obama is a blast. In fact those three together would probably have a great time. Obama and Bush would be getting wasted and MFing everyone in the bar and CLinton would be making out with a a drunk 4 in a corner by the pool tables.

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jimmypasta wrote:
Bush was hilarious. He had a lot of great one liners. Love him or hate him,he seems like the kind of guy that you invite over for a barbeque.


What in his history would ever indicate that he would hang around with anyone outside of country club millionaires?

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Scorehead wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Bush was hilarious. He had a lot of great one liners. Love him or hate him,he seems like the kind of guy that you invite over for a barbeque.


Yea, a night on the town with either W or Clinton would be a blast. A night on the town with Barry, not so much.


Are you kidding, I bet Obama is a blast. In fact those three together would probably have a great time. Obama and Bush would be getting wasted and MFing everyone in the bar and CLinton would be making out with a a drunk 4 in a corner by the pool tables.


You get a couple of beers in Barry on karaoke night, and he turns into Al Green.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Scorehead wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Bush was hilarious. He had a lot of great one liners. Love him or hate him,he seems like the kind of guy that you invite over for a barbeque.


Yea, a night on the town with either W or Clinton would be a blast. A night on the town with Barry, not so much.


Are you kidding, I bet Obama is a blast. In fact those three together would probably have a great time. Obama and Bush would be getting wasted and MFing everyone in the bar and CLinton would be making out with a a drunk 4 in a corner by the pool tables.


not a chance in the world Bush is drinking socially with a black guy.

I picture Obama being the kind of guy who only orders after you order and then gets the same drink.

Clinton walks in the door but never gets to the bar as he is working it the moment he crosses the threshold.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Scorehead wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Bush was hilarious. He had a lot of great one liners. Love him or hate him,he seems like the kind of guy that you invite over for a barbeque.


Yea, a night on the town with either W or Clinton would be a blast. A night on the town with Barry, not so much.


Are you kidding, I bet Obama is a blast. In fact those three together would probably have a great time. Obama and Bush would be getting wasted and MFing everyone in the bar and CLinton would be making out with a a drunk 4 in a corner by the pool tables.


Probably with the winner of a Cankle contest.

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Party with Clinton, and ultimately you're going to end up at a very uncomfortable college party where Bill, despite come ons from the babes, gravitates towards the fat chicks and awkwardly asks you for a condom at the end of the night, only to have him laugh in your face as he throws the condom away.

Party with W, and it'll be a seemingly comfortable cookout out at one of his estates. Nobody talks about issues or anything, just baseball and it all seems so very nice. It makes you all the more unprepared for when he invites you inside to do a few lines of coke, which you do begrudgingly. The atmosphere changes immediately as he forces you to keep snorting, keep snorting, keep snorting, pussy! By the time you're good and fucked up on blow he takes you into his lounge where you watch old 16mm films he made in college, followed by super troopers.

Party with Barack, and it's pretty stuffy. The upscale bar he suggests certainly is nice and the beers are great. Things seem very personal and nice, but you notice that Barack is laughing way, way too much after only his second beer. You uncomfortably look around as he suggests you get out of here and go "do president stuff." Barack struggles to get his coat and tie off while yelling into his phone for "one million pizzas," laughs, then looks at you for joke approval. "Wouldn't a million pizzas be so crazy?!" You kind of half-laugh and wonder just when you can leave. After taking the phone away from him and lining up a cab, you realize that he's pissed his pants and fallen asleep.

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i bet teddy roosevelt could party. you may end up dead at the end of the night though.


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