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 Post subject: Roger Clemens!
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Found innocent of taking steroids!

Name has been cleared.

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 Post subject: Re: Roger Clemens!
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I'm still disappointed that his last professional game wasn't him limping off the mound in Game 1 of the 05 World Series.

Screw him.

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Found innocent of taking steroids!

Name has been cleared.

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Money well spent government....money well spent....

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 Post subject: Re: Roger Clemens!
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 Post subject: Re: Roger Clemens!
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 Post subject: Re: Roger Clemens!
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He's still a pudwhack.

Guilty as charged.

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BUT WORSE THAN SHAWN DUNSTON!

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 Post subject: Re: Roger Clemens!
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I am sick of the government prosecuting for people lying. If you can't convict them of the underlying crime, then forget it.

Here is what they charged him with:

Clemens was charged with one count of obstruction of Congress, three counts of making a false statement and two counts of perjury.

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 Post subject: Re: Roger Clemens!
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I am sick of the government prosecuting for people lying. If you can't convict them of the underlying crime, then forget it.

Here is what they charged him with:

Clemens was charged with one count of obstruction of Congress, three counts of making a false statement and two counts of perjury.

Yeah, lying under oath is no big deal. :roll: :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Roger Clemens!
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Right team wrong guy

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 Post subject: Re: Roger Clemens!
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denisdman wrote:
I am sick of the government prosecuting for people lying. If you can't convict them of the underlying crime, then forget it.

Here is what they charged him with:

Clemens was charged with one count of obstruction of Congress, three counts of making a false statement and two counts of perjury.

Yeah, lying under oath is no big deal. :roll: :roll:


is it your belief that every law that is broken should be/is prosecuted

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 Post subject: Re: Roger Clemens!
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good dolphin wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
denisdman wrote:
I am sick of the government prosecuting for people lying. If you can't convict them of the underlying crime, then forget it.

Here is what they charged him with:

Clemens was charged with one count of obstruction of Congress, three counts of making a false statement and two counts of perjury.

Yeah, lying under oath is no big deal. :roll: :roll:


is it your belief that every law that is broken should be/is prosecuted

No, but lying under oath is a good law I think. As a lawyer shouldn't you be in agreement with this one?

Obviously this case means nothing, but to completely dismiss the government prosecuting people that commit perjury is extremely eyeroll worthy.

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 Post subject: Re: Roger Clemens!
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 Post subject: Re: Roger Clemens!
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Douchebag wrote:
[Yeah, lying under oath is no big deal. :roll: :roll:


is it your belief that every law that is broken should be/is prosecuted[/quote]
No, but lying under oath is a good law I think. As a lawyer shouldn't you be in agreement with this one?

Obviously this case means nothing, but to completely dismiss the government prosecuting people that commit perjury is extremely eyeroll worthy.[/quote]

who said I am not

do you think that every good law that is broken is prosecuted

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 Post subject: Re: Roger Clemens!
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Douchebag wrote:
No, but lying under oath is a good law I think. As a lawyer shouldn't you be in agreement with this one?

Obviously this case means nothing, but to completely dismiss the government prosecuting people that commit perjury is extremely eyeroll worthy.


who said I am not

do you think that every good law that is broken is prosecuted


I need a good dolphin list.

1. Laws broken that should be prosecuted.
2. Laws broken that should not be prosecuted.
3. Laws NOT written that should be prosecuted.

With zero malice intended in this post, I might find that an interesting list.

Edited to add #3


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 Post subject: Re: Roger Clemens!
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 Post subject: Re: Roger Clemens!
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I think the winning strategy was to find an even bigger douche, Rusty Shackelford, to be the legal representation of Clemens thus making him look like less of a douche just for being in his company.

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 Post subject: Re: Roger Clemens!
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Blame Andy Pettite for changing his testimony.

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 Post subject: Re: Roger Clemens!
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Douchebag wrote:
No, but lying under oath is a good law I think. As a lawyer shouldn't you be in agreement with this one?

Obviously this case means nothing, but to completely dismiss the government prosecuting people that commit perjury is extremely eyeroll worthy.
Personally I believe he is guilty as hell & hope he never makes the HOF. That said, I don't think the government should waste their time on sports related "scandals".

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 Post subject: Re: Roger Clemens!
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I'm still disappointed that his last professional game wasn't him limping off the mound in Game 1 of the 05 World Series.

Screw him.



Yeah, I would have preferred his throat was pierced by the barrel of Piazza's splintered bat.

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 Post subject: Re: Roger Clemens!
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
I'm still disappointed that his last professional game wasn't him limping off the mound in Game 1 of the 05 World Series.

Screw him.



Yeah, I would have preferred his throat was pierced by the barrel of Piazza's splintered bat.


That likely would've taken the Ryan v. Ventura meeting on the mound as my all-time favorite non-baseball baseball moment ... ah, dare to dream ....

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 Post subject: Re: Roger Clemens!
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 Post subject: Re: Roger Clemens!
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 Post subject: Re: Roger Clemens!
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I am sick of the government prosecuting for people lying. If you can't convict them of the underlying crime, then forget it.

Here is what they charged him with:

Clemens was charged with one count of obstruction of Congress, three counts of making a false statement and two counts of perjury.




He should have been convicted on all 6 ...what choice did they have when this loud mouthed hillbilly demanded a congressional hearing to attempt to salvage his reputation...Everyone with a functioning brain knows he is a juiced up phony and will never sniff the hall of fame..Greg maddux is the GOAT

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 Post subject: Re: Roger Clemens!
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denisdman wrote:
I am sick of the government prosecuting for people lying. If you can't convict them of the underlying crime, then forget it.

Here is what they charged him with:

Clemens was charged with one count of obstruction of Congress, three counts of making a false statement and two counts of perjury.




He should have been convicted on all 6 ...what choice did they have when this loud mouthed hillbilly demanded a congressional hearing to attempt to salvage his reputation...Everyone with a functioning brain knows he is a juiced up phony and will never sniff the hall of fame..Greg maddux is the GOAT



WRONG....Clemens will be voted into the HOF, if not on the first ballot, shortly thereafter.

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 Post subject: Re: Roger Clemens!
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good dolphin wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
No, but lying under oath is a good law I think. As a lawyer shouldn't you be in agreement with this one?

Obviously this case means nothing, but to completely dismiss the government prosecuting people that commit perjury is extremely eyeroll worthy.


who said I am not

do you think that every good law that is broken is prosecuted


I need a good dolphin list.

1. Laws broken that should be prosecuted.
2. Laws broken that should not be prosecuted.
3. Laws NOT written that should be prosecuted.

With zero malice intended in this post, I might find that an interesting list.

Edited to add #3


I don't think it is a matter of any of your three statements. All levels of law enforcement have limited resources so there is prosecutorial discretion on every level from the beat cop making/not making an arrest on up. I think a big part of the equation in deciding when to use a resource should include whether the public safety continues to be in jeopardy by not prosecuting and whether justice has been done. In this case, there is no danger to the public safety and Clemens name is mud. However, you could make the argument that not prosecuting a well known case emboldens lesser people in the future.

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 Post subject: Re: Roger Clemens!
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Why is it when federal prosecutors get involved in sports related trials, they're absolutely the Clampetts?

They have something like a 90% success rate in everyday trials, but with sports related ones they consistently shit the bed.

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 Post subject: Re: Roger Clemens!
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Why is it when federal prosecutors get involved in sports related trials, they're absolutely the Clampetts?

They have something like a 90% success rate in everyday trials, but with sports related ones they consistently shit the bed.



I'm guessing that the quality of attorney used by the high profile athlete has a lot to do with it.

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 Post subject: Re: Roger Clemens!
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WRONG....Clemens will be voted into the HOF, if not on the first ballot, shortly thereafter.


Not a fucking chance.

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