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You have had at least 9766 great deuces here.

I am BEAMING right now!!! :sunny:

Seriously, I just took one of those perfect, totally gut-emptying, unbelievably-fulfilling shits that left me just glowing with a sense that I really accomplished something.

I mean, perfect pinch, wonderful bowl volume, no after-burn, even the wipe went quite well, really not needing more than a second swipe of AngelSoft.

Damn, that was good.

Thanks for listening.

Reading Frank's last post made me think of a new name for a Charlie Brown Special.

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Q.Bovifs wrote:

Reading Frank's last post made me think of a new name for a Charlie Brown Special.

You Need More Fiber in Your Diet Charlie Brown

I'll tell you what: I know for a FACT that I ate corn recently.

Yeah,right... I'm Juggs...A middle-aged man with 2 kids who has been married almost 30 years gets off pretending to be a hot woman on a message board.

I have had a couple of these recently, it is a great feeling.

Last one was I with my daughter at a soccer practice. The facilities there are horrible, so thankfully I was not too far from my office. So I headed over there and since it was after hours the place was empty, had the whole restroom to myself and it was a grand time. I have started going the George Costanza route and going shirtless. It really helps free things up and just let it all go. Good times.

Also let me add that the handicapped bathrooms at Disney world were wonderful as well. Lots of room with your own sink, paper towels and trash can right in the stall with you. That place really is magical

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:28 am ]
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You have had at least 9766 great deuces here.

Author:	spmack [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:30 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote: You have had at least 9766 great deuces here.

Author:	SomeGuy [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:34 am ]
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Q.Bovifs wrote: :D I am BEAMING right now!!! Seriously, I just took one of those perfect, totally gut-emptying, unbelievably-fulfilling shits that left me just glowing with a sense that I really accomplished something. I mean, perfect pinch, wonderful bowl volume, no after-burn, even the wipe went quite well, really not needing more than a second swipe of AngelSoft. Damn, that was good. Thanks for listening. So with you on this especially when one has been brewing for a while and you sit on the throne and work it out. You feel good, you look good and dammit you don't want to vacate the throne. Nothing like a good evacuation.

Author:	Terry's Peeps [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:35 am ]
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Q.Bovifs wrote: Reading Frank's last post made me think of a new name for a Charlie Brown Special. You Need More Fiber in Your Diet Charlie Brown

Author:	spanky [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:36 am ]
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Panther is Juggs.

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Author:	rogers park bryan [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:42 am ]
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spanky wrote: Panther is Juggs. Why are you trying to ruin his family? Its still Hoffy

Author:	jimmypasta [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 1:15 pm ]
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Yeah,right... I'm Juggs...A middle-aged man with 2 kids who has been married almost 30 years gets off pretending to be a hot woman on a message board.

Author:	Hank Scorpio [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 1:16 pm ]
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jimmypasta wrote: Yeah,right... I'm Juggs...A middle-aged man with 2 kids who has been married almost 30 years gets off pretending to be a hot woman on a message board. You forgot the

Author:	RFDC [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 1:16 pm ]
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I have had a couple of these recently, it is a great feeling. Last one was I with my daughter at a soccer practice. The facilities there are horrible, so thankfully I was not too far from my office. So I headed over there and since it was after hours the place was empty, had the whole restroom to myself and it was a grand time. I have started going the George Costanza route and going shirtless. It really helps free things up and just let it all go. Good times. Also let me add that the handicapped bathrooms at Disney world were wonderful as well. Lots of room with your own sink, paper towels and trash can right in the stall with you. That place really is magical

Author:	Hawg Ass [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 1:21 pm ]
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RFDC wrote: I have had a couple of these recently, it is a great feeling. Last one was I with my daughter at a soccer practice. The facilities there are horrible, so thankfully I was not too far from my office. So I headed over there and since it was after hours the place was empty, had the whole restroom to myself and it was a grand time. I have started going the George Costanza route and going shirtless. It really helps free things up and just let it all go. Good times. Also let me add that the handicapped bathrooms at Disney world were wonderful as well. Lots of room with your own sink, paper towels and trash can right in the stall with you. That place really is magical I will 2nd the Disney part.

Author:	C_Howitt_Fealz [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:25 pm ]
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Paging Jack Brickhouse.

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