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Author:  Darkside [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Jewel

Or nutel. Whatever.
Anyway, the sell deli bleu cheese stuffed olives, which are magnificent in my martinis which I am currently enjoying having replaced a heat exchanger in record time and getting off early today.
That being said...

Another 11 year old Goodman with a bad exchanger... same cracks in the same place. What the fuck man. Customer was pissed. Job cost them $1100. :?

Author:  Hatchetman [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

I'm a martini binge lately myself. Love a standard gin martini with the blue cheese olives. Jimmy's Place in Forest Park makes one that's like 6 oz, costs $12. Good deal. Two of those things and I would be on the floor. One time I had to have wife drive us home and she got mad at me for drinking too much.

Jewel, however, I avoid at all costs.

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

Hatchetman wrote:
I'm a martini binge lately myself. Love a standard gin martini with the blue cheese olives. Jimmy's Place in Forest Park makes one that's like 6 oz, costs $12. Good deal. Two of those things and I would be on the floor. One time I had to have wife drive us home and she got mad at me for drinking too much.

Jewel, however, I avoid at all costs.

No man, they have these goddamn olives at Jewel. I was telling you that. You should go to there and go to buy some. Very nice, yes.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

Darkside wrote:
No man, they have these goddamn olives at Jewel. I was telling you that. You should go to there and go to buy some. Very nice, yes.


OK, where are they in the store?

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

Hatchetman wrote:
Darkside wrote:
No man, they have these goddamn olives at Jewel. I was telling you that. You should go to there and go to buy some. Very nice, yes.


OK, where are they in the store?

The deli. They're grand. Much better that that crap in the jars. Don't buy the crap in the jars. Buy the deli ones. Please for the love of Christ man.

Author:  Chris_in_joliet [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

Hatchetman wrote:
Darkside wrote:
No man, they have these goddamn olives at Jewel. I was telling you that. You should go to there and go to buy some. Very nice, yes.


OK, where are they in the store?



Deli section.

Author:  beni hanna [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

It's a "Cart O olives" type thing. Don't worry about how sanitary it is. The gin will kill all that.

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

beni hanna wrote:
It's a "Cart O olives" type thing. Don't worry about how sanitary it is. The gin will kill all that.

DATZ EXAGLEY RITE!

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

that would make the most sense...the deli section. i like olives. both kinds. i never had my own martini. tried others, but never ordered one.

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

Darkside wrote:
beni hanna wrote:
It's a "Cart O olives" type thing. Don't worry about how sanitary it is. The gin will kill all that.

DATZ EXAGLEY RITE!


How many martinis have you had today?

Author:  Hatchetman [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

I did buy some high-end garlic stuffed ones, but it just wasn't the same.

Those fucking martinis. I could totally be an alcoholic if I didn't have to maintain a job to feed my family.

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

doug - evergreen park wrote:
that would make the most sense...the deli section. i like olives. both kinds. i never had my own martini. tried others, but never ordered one.

Come on over. I'll make you one.

Big Chicagoian wrote:
How many martinis have you had today?

I had a coupla cocktails.

Author:  A7X [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

Those martinis will fuck you up. Especially the Bombay Sapphire gin ones.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

A7X wrote:
Those martinis will fuck you up. Especially the Bombay Sapphire gin ones.


THATS THE ONE! :drunken: :drunken:

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

have to pick up the lady at six, otherwise....i still wouldn't. :P

you should make some in two saturdays... :wink:

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

Hatchetman wrote:
A7X wrote:
Those martinis will fuck you up. Especially the Bombay Sapphire gin ones.


THATS THE ONE! :drunken: :drunken:

Yeah-Bob, that's what I'm drinkin right now.

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

doug - evergreen park wrote:
have to pick up the lady at six, otherwise....i still wouldn't. :P

you should make some in two saturdays... :wink:

Ok. I will. If I can find the damned olives. They don't always have them. But for you dude... :wink:

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

yay! 8)

Author:  redskingreg [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 5:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

Was hoping this thread was announcing that she fixed her teeth.

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 5:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

Is it the fangs?
Image

Author:  redskingreg [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 5:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

Not those teeth. I hear she has vagina dentata.

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 5:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

redskingreg wrote:
Not those teeth. I hear she has vagina dentata.

I don't know what that is but it scares me anyway.

Author:  donspiracy [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 5:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

Not an olives guy.

Author:  Chus [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

redskingreg wrote:
I hear she has vagina dentata.


That's my favorite album by The Police.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

Chus wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
I hear she has vagina dentata.


That's my favorite album by The Police.



:lol: :lol:
A+ work

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

:?

Image

I suppose...after a few martinis...

Author:  donspiracy [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

Hey as long as her broken grille does scratch my cock when it is in her mouth, as is very attractive though. :bounce: :bounce:

Author:  badrogue17 [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

sjboyd0137 wrote:
:?

Image

I suppose...after a few martinis...

......she'd do you

Author:  spanky [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

Chus wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
I hear she has vagina dentata.


That's my favorite album by The Police.

:lol: :lol:


If any of you live near a Caputo's, go there for your olives. They gotta have at least 30 different kinds. Several different kinds of cheese-stuffed ones too.

Author:  spmack [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jewel

Never heard of this place. I have heard of Da Jewels.

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