Ed Sheeran is pretty awesome.

I don't think that looks like me, but whatever.

Too bad Taylor Swift is terrible (unless you're an adolescent girl or Keeping Score)

Good career move for Ed. Teenaged girls love him and he is opening for Swift on her tour.
His first album was really good in my opinion.

I don't think that looks like me, but whatever.

I do not find Taylor all that attractive.

Just wait until her revenge song about him...can you figure out a way to rhyme soul-less ginger with food court?

Everyone on this board would bang Taylor Swift just to be able to say they had, at the very least. While I don't think she is stunning, she is somewhat attractive. I'd have no issues with it...

EDIT: Except in that above photo. Not a good look.

Everyone on this board would bang Taylor Swift just to be able to say they had, at the very least. While I don't think she is stunning, she is somewhat attractive. I'd have no issues with it...

EDIT: Except in that above photo. Not a good look.

Boyd...I don't get to bang multi-millionaire / Maxim Hot 100 chicks all that often...I think the brag would be fairly significant. And I'd be immortalized in a song. That is a two-fer.

Everyone on this board would bang Taylor Swift just to be able to say they had, at the very least. While I don't think she is stunning, she is somewhat attractive. I'd have no issues with it...

EDIT: Except in that above photo. Not a good look.

I would do her but I would do some real degrading shit to her. Gonzo porn type shit, go all Max Hardcore on her.

Hawger and IMU were about the only ones making even a little sense in this thread, UNTIL they had to go and rip on her pic.

T-Bone and Brick seemed to be the lone holdouts on ripping her.

Everybody else

And chas I will kill you.


For the record, the two times I did her in my dreams was heaven on earth. Just ask my buddy Northside Dan how good it is.

I swear to God, if I find out she's banging Ginger Frank, I will seriously have to question my sexuality.

If anyone can pull it off it would be her.

Please don't say those kind of things.

Hawger and IMU were about the only ones making even a little sense in this thread, UNTIL they had to go and rip on her pic.

T-Bone and Brick seemed to be the lone holdouts on ripping her.

Everybody else

And chas I will kill you.


For the record, the two times I did her in my dreams was heaven on earth. Just ask my buddy Northside Dan how good it is.

I swear to God, if I find out she's banging Ginger Frank, I will seriously have to question my sexuality.

Players Choice? We'll see. Thanks for the heads up though. Gives me a full month to come up with some lame excuse.

T-Bone and Brick seemed to be the lone holdouts on ripping her.

Do you think she sets up alerts on her phone that remind her to breathe?

I would do her but I would do some real degrading shit to her. Gonzo porn type shit, go all Max Hardcore on her.

I kind of like the Max Hardcore stuff. He always gets the skinny chicks, and he always goes anal on them. Taylor would love it. But not from chas.

It kind of disturbs me when Max pisses in their mouths though.

Chas, you're a fucking sociopath.

That is some unhealthy anger that he has for the fairer sex.

I swear to God, if I find out she's banging Ginger Frank, I will seriously have to question my sexuality.