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| Author: | Mini Ditka [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | LeBron James Is Getting Married |
I guess he figured his oldest was almost ten, so it was probably time. |
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!
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| Author: | Phil McCracken [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
Is Delonte West going to show up with his Mom? |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
Phil McCracken wrote: Is Delonte West going to show up with his Mom? 2010 called. It wants its jokes back. |
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| Author: | Phil McCracken [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
Douchebag wrote: Phil McCracken wrote: Is Delonte West going to show up with his Mom? 2010 called. It wants its jokes back. You know how to cut to the core of me Baxter. |
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| Author: | Mini Ditka [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
My suspicion is that the delay was the writing of the prenup. |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
is this his junior/high school sweetheart chick who he already has ~2-3 kids with? if so, shit, she's got it made. odds are she's rationalized the occasional foray with the occasional celebrity, if not the hummer from one's mother, and i'm actually surprised that lebron doesn't toggle my gaydar nowadays (since there's gotta be some social engineering LOLs being had @ the expense of a lot of "urban" african american culture being pretty damn burrito nowadays) so like, hey there bron bron nice job if ol girl's keepin it true and has managed to last THIS long, hopefully her mac and cheese will outdo juanita's when you open up LEBRON JAMES: THE RESTAURANT. seriously, for the $8-10 that it cost, juanita's mac and cheese at the first michael jordan restaurant was utter shit. it was basically culinary/fiscal rape. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
Douchebag wrote: Phil McCracken wrote: Is Delonte West going to show up with his Mom? 2010 called. It wants its jokes back. 2011 wrote: Is Rashard Lewis giving the bride away?
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
Douchebag wrote: Phil McCracken wrote: Is Delonte West going to show up with his Mom? 2010 called. It wants its jokes back. 1987 called, it wants it's "___ called" jokes back |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
rogers park bryan wrote: Douchebag wrote: Phil McCracken wrote: Is Delonte West going to show up with his Mom? 2010 called. It wants its jokes back. 1987 called, it wants it's "___ called" jokes back Your Mom called.... |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
Keeping Score wrote: It's been proven time and time again, that as soon as perfectly happy people just living together for any great length of time decide to get hitched, something changes. And almost never for the better. ...and then they write a breakup song about the ordeal, sell the house next-door to their loved one, and call up vanity fair because they wanna remind the world that tina fey has a special place in hell reserved for her. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
Does this ring come with an asterisk too? |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
Jordan's engagement was better |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
Keeping Score wrote: It's been proven time and time again, that as soon as perfectly happy people just living together for any great length of time decide to get hitched, something changes. And almost never for the better. Plenty of happily married guys on this board KS. |
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| Author: | conns7901 [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
Will his mistress and their kid together be invited to the wedding? |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:00 pm ] |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
rogers park bryan wrote: Jordan's engagement was better 
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| Author: | Mini Ditka [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
Keeping Score wrote: It's been proven time and time again, that as soon as perfectly happy people just living together for any great length of time decide to get hitched, something changes. And almost never for the better. The problem is cohabitation. When a guy is living with a girl and getting sex for free basically, he is sort of just pretending to really care about her. He doesn't value her enough to do things the right way. In some cases he will never marry her, but he is getting his needs met first. Whereas a husband is supposed to put his wife first and honor and cherish her. What's the point of a honeymoon if you've already been having sex for 10 years or more? |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
Mini Ditka wrote: Keeping Score wrote: It's been proven time and time again, that as soon as perfectly happy people just living together for any great length of time decide to get hitched, something changes. And almost never for the better. The problem is cohabitation. When a guy is living with a girl and getting sex for free basically, he is sort of just pretending to really care about her. He doesn't value her enough to do things the right way. In some cases he will never marry her, but he is getting his needs met first. Whereas a husband is supposed to put his wife first and honor and cherish her. What's the point of a honeymoon if you've already been having sex for 10 years or more? At least 6 pages |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
Keeping Score wrote: The Original Kid Cairo wrote: Keeping Score wrote: It's been proven time and time again, that as soon as perfectly happy people just living together for any great length of time decide to get hitched, something changes. And almost never for the better. Plenty of happily married guys on this board KS. That's not really what I said Kid. Why change a good thing if it's been going so well for over a decade. I've seen and heard of this very scenario many a time, and almost never have seen it end well. Why buy the cow when the milk is free? Charming and very 2013 of you KS. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
Hawg Ass wrote: Mini Ditka wrote: Keeping Score wrote: It's been proven time and time again, that as soon as perfectly happy people just living together for any great length of time decide to get hitched, something changes. And almost never for the better. The problem is cohabitation. When a guy is living with a girl and getting sex for free basically, he is sort of just pretending to really care about her. He doesn't value her enough to do things the right way. In some cases he will never marry her, but he is getting his needs met first. Whereas a husband is supposed to put his wife first and honor and cherish her. What's the point of a honeymoon if you've already been having sex for 10 years or more? At least 6 pages Mini Ditka is right. The guy should be paying for sex in those situations and not expect it for free. |
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
Douchebag wrote: Hawg Ass wrote: Mini Ditka wrote: Keeping Score wrote: It's been proven time and time again, that as soon as perfectly happy people just living together for any great length of time decide to get hitched, something changes. And almost never for the better. The problem is cohabitation. When a guy is living with a girl and getting sex for free basically, he is sort of just pretending to really care about her. He doesn't value her enough to do things the right way. In some cases he will never marry her, but he is getting his needs met first. Whereas a husband is supposed to put his wife first and honor and cherish her. What's the point of a honeymoon if you've already been having sex for 10 years or more? At least 6 pages Mini Ditka is right. The guy should be paying for sex in those situations and not expect it for free. It's the American way. |
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| Author: | Mini Ditka [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
Douchebag wrote: Mini Ditka is right. The guy should be paying for sex in those situations and not expect it for free. It isn't so much that you need to pay for sex, but that the guy who is having sex with his girlfriend puts no value on her purity. She's not worth a ceremony, a promise or a diamond ring. In many cases when the guy splits the girl is left with the kids or the thought, "What the heck was I thinking giving this guy a part of my soul and he didn't even care about me?" |
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| Author: | conns7901 [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
Mini Ditka wrote: Keeping Score wrote: It's been proven time and time again, that as soon as perfectly happy people just living together for any great length of time decide to get hitched, something changes. And almost never for the better. The problem is cohabitation. When a guy is living with a girl and getting sex for free basically, he is sort of just pretending to really care about her. He doesn't value her enough to do things the right way. In some cases he will never marry her, but he is getting his needs met first. Whereas a husband is supposed to put his wife first and honor and cherish her. What's the point of a honeymoon if you've already been having sex for 10 years or more? 
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
Mini Ditka wrote: He doesn't value her enough to do things the right way. 
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
Congratulations to Lebron and his lovely future wife. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
Jesus Christ, this thread sucks. |
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
Frank Coztansa wrote: Jesus Christ, this thread sucks. Would you like it pruned? |
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| Author: | Mini Ditka [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
The Original Kid Cairo wrote: Congratulations to Lebron and his lovely future wife. And his sons on becoming "former bastards." |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LeBron James Is Getting Married |
It's very difficult to converse with Mini-Ditka, so I'll just exit stage right...right now. |
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