These fellow cretins were gracious enough to give me their old refrigerators. Got one in the basement and one in the garage. Thank you both very very much!!

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That's a better offer than what two people offered Keeping Score.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Make sure to clear the human heads out of the vegetable crisper box before using.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

So I guess that tankless water heater Biggie gave me seems kind of lame in comparison.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Glad it's still working! You failed to mention the complimentary Nickelodeon stickers.

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