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Author:  SpiralStairs [ Sun May 26, 2013 2:30 am ]
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I generally try not to toot my own horn but I feel like with the amount of wine and beer in my system I can make an exception this one time because as of today you can add me to the list of board lawers. Just don't ask me for anything. :drunken: :drunken: :drunken:

Author:  leashyourkids [ Sun May 26, 2013 8:15 am ]
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Why are you not out blowing lines off of hookers?

Author:  JORR [ Sun May 26, 2013 8:18 am ]
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He's probably waiting until he gets hired at Winston & Strawn so he can expense it.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Sun May 26, 2013 8:42 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
He's probably waiting until he gets hired at Winston & Strawn so he can expense it.

:lol:
Truth.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Sun May 26, 2013 8:46 am ]
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Congratulations, SpiralStairs. I look forward to your inclusion into many sweeping generalizations. ¡Mazel Tov!

Author:  Irish Boy [ Sun May 26, 2013 9:42 am ]
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Is that graduation, or passed the bar? Either way, congrats.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Sun May 26, 2013 9:45 am ]
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Irish Boy wrote:
Is that graduation, or passed the bar? Either way, congrats.

I think he just had some business cards printed.

Author:  W_Z [ Sun May 26, 2013 9:53 am ]
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congrats, spiralstairs.

i usually just go to don pratt if i need legal advice, even though he's not a lawyer. always remember the 3 pratt promises.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Sun May 26, 2013 10:04 am ]
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Beware of others who make these claims. They're either trying to have sex with you, or they're a lawyer.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Sun May 26, 2013 10:05 am ]
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Congrats Stairs.

Author:  Darkside [ Sun May 26, 2013 10:10 am ]
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No money down?
No, money down!

Author:  RFDC [ Sun May 26, 2013 10:20 am ]
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Irish Boy wrote:
Is that graduation, or passed the bar? Either way, congrats.

:lol: IB not willing to let him in the club just yet.

Also, IB will need to know your thoughts on Phil Emery before you receive your board lawer paperwork.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Sun May 26, 2013 10:25 am ]
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Spiral - I will PM you my info to touch base. I was hanging out behind a Kohl's last night, and some shit went down. Long story short, I may need your services. Talk to you soon...

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Sun May 26, 2013 10:52 am ]
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Irish Boy wrote:
Is that graduation, or passed the bar? Either way, congrats.


Just graduation for now. Taking the bar in July and I only plan on taking that motherfucker once.

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Sun May 26, 2013 10:58 am ]
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SpiralStairs wrote:
Irish Boy wrote:
Is that graduation, or passed the bar? Either way, congrats.


Just graduation for now. Taking the bar in July and I only plan on taking that motherfucker once.

Good luck.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Sun May 26, 2013 11:02 am ]
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SpiralStairs wrote:
I only plan on taking that motherfucker once.


That's what I said about 8th grade. Some things don't go as planned.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Sun May 26, 2013 11:21 am ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
I have a client in Wisconsin who may need your help. She beat up her 20 year old daughter. Daughter called the cops. Cops put mama in handcuffs. The pain and strain of the cuffs being on for 30 minutes made mama get arthritis, tendinitis and Carpal Tunnel in both arms, shoulders and hands.

She subsequently lost her job. And is currently fighting with the state about her disability claims.

She also has an ugly problem.

Any advice?


See if she's down for a three way?

Author:  Irish Boy [ Sun May 26, 2013 12:10 pm ]
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RFDC wrote:
Irish Boy wrote:
Is that graduation, or passed the bar? Either way, congrats.

:lol: IB not willing to let him in the club just yet.

Also, IB will need to know your thoughts on Phil Emery before you receive your board lawer paperwork.

I figured if he took the bar in February then the results would probably be out right about now.

Author:  Nas [ Sun May 26, 2013 1:02 pm ]
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Congrats! I'm really concerned about all of you lawers on the board. There are more lawers here than drug users. I need some free legal work.

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Sun May 26, 2013 1:18 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
I have a client in Wisconsin who may need your help. She beat up her 20 year old daughter. Daughter called the cops. Cops put mama in handcuffs. The pain and strain of the cuffs being on for 30 minutes made mama get arthritis, tendinitis and Carpal Tunnel in both arms, shoulders and hands.

She subsequently lost her job. And is currently fighting with the state about her disability claims.

She also has an ugly problem.

Any advice?

I've got some advice for her: Stop being a stupid, fat fucking hillbilly, getting into scuffles w/ your adult kids.

I kind of doubt that having cuffs on for a 1/2 hr. will give you all those symptoms.

Author:  stoneroses86 [ Sun May 26, 2013 2:00 pm ]
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SpiralStairs wrote:
Irish Boy wrote:
Is that graduation, or passed the bar? Either way, congrats.


Just graduation for now. Taking the bar in July and I only plan on taking that motherfucker once.


Congratulations on being "A New Law School Graduate For the Board."

Author:  spmack [ Sun May 26, 2013 4:27 pm ]
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Congrats, SS.

Looking forward to the magnet schedules of our respective sports teams in the mail.

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Mon May 27, 2013 9:35 am ]
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Good luck on the bar exam.

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Author:  spmack [ Mon May 27, 2013 11:36 am ]
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I'm shocked that neither Frank nor someone from The Crew has posted a Seinfeld/Jackie Chiles pic yet.

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Mon May 27, 2013 12:25 pm ]
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spmack wrote:
I'm shocked that neither Frank nor someone from The Crew has posted a Seinfeld/Jackie Chiles pic yet.

Image

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Mon May 27, 2013 8:20 pm ]
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As if Spada hasn't killed off enough people. :roll:

Author:  good dolphin [ Tue May 28, 2013 7:36 am ]
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Nas wrote:
Congrats! I'm really concerned about all of you lawers on the board. There are more lawers here than drug users. I need some free legal work.


pretty soon they will outnumber the humans

Congratulations.

Q: What do you say to a person with a JD who hasn't passed the bar?

A: I'll take two sugars and a cream with that.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue May 28, 2013 7:52 am ]
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Author:  Chus [ Tue May 28, 2013 7:53 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Nas wrote:
Congrats! I'm really concerned about all of you lawers on the board. There are more lawers here than drug users. I need some free legal work.


pretty soon they will outnumber the humans

Congratulations.

Q: What do you say to a person with a JD who hasn't passed the bar?

A: I'll take two sugars and a cream with that.


Daniel dolphin Carver.

Author:  Chus [ Tue May 28, 2013 7:55 am ]
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