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Author:  JORR [ Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Portugal!
Normally, I couldn't give two shits about European soccer. But as I was drinking my lunch at the Curragh on Lincoln Avenue, some douchebag Russian kid with no trace of an accent was raking an old Russian man for his American patriotism. The stupid kid suggested that the Russians really won WWII and didn't need U.S. assistance. The old guy tried to tell him it wasn't that way but the kid was having none of it. The kid was going on and on about the greatness of Russia. Somebody said, "And yet you're in Skokie." :lol: The kid scoffed that the U.S. won two world wars. A younger guy who was sitting with the old Russian said, "That's right, baby! Back to back World War Champions! I was very happy when Portugal won. Fuck soccer and fuck fake-ass Russians in Skokie!
Author:  Colonel Angus [ Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Portugal!
If he lived in Russia, he'd be executed for having such a big mouth.
Author:  bigfan [ Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:55 pm ]
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Portugal....the new Cyprus!
Author:  Hockey Gay [ Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:00 pm ]
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What were you drinking for lunch?
Author:  JORR [ Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Portugal!
Hockey Gay wrote:
What were you drinking for lunch?


MGD: A fine American marcobrew.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Portugal!
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Hockey Gay wrote:
What were you drinking for lunch?


MGD: A fine American marcobrew.



Better question .... what was the Russkie prick imbibing?
Author:  spmack [ Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:19 pm ]
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Author:  Houston Homer [ Fri Jun 07, 2013 7:31 pm ]
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spmack wrote:
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:D :D :D
Author:  JORR [ Fri Jun 07, 2013 7:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Portugal!
Don Tiny wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Hockey Gay wrote:
What were you drinking for lunch?


MGD: A fine American marcobrew.



Better question .... what was the Russkie prick imbibing?


I don't know, but he was hammered when I left. He argued with the old man about the last time Russia qualified for the World Cup. He said they made it the time before last. I just looked it up and he was wrong. They haven't made the group stage since 2002.

My Russian chess buddies say the same kind of stupid shit all the time, but I don't find it offensive. They're Russian army veterans. And no matter what, they appreciate the USA. This douche grew up in Morton Grove. And he doesn't know shit.
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Fri Jun 07, 2013 7:42 pm ]
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It's his birthday. Lay off.
Author:  Chus [ Fri Jun 07, 2013 7:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Portugal!
I thought the shoutout was for their sensible drug laws.
Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Jun 10, 2013 8:05 am ]
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As I've said, you would be hard pressed to find a more loathsome peoples on the planet.
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