Going after Speeps in his latest mailbag. F the revolution!
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/06/14/ ... ports-fan/
"..But this is the Internet, and people are stupid.."
Boom, roasted.
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| Author: | Northside_Dan [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Ten Foot Midget! |
| Going after Speeps in his latest mailbag. F the revolution! http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/06/14/ ... ports-fan/ "..But this is the Internet, and people are stupid.." Boom, roasted. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ten Foot Midget! |
Ten Foot Turd is a ginger and should be Caller Bob punted back to the pizza delivery shop. |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ten Foot Midget! |
| I saw TP tweet that. Didn't think TFM actually would respond.
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ten Foot Midget! |
| Shoutout Denied. No one calls Speeps a dumbass but us. |
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| Author: | spmack [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ten Foot Midget! |
Hank Scorpio wrote: :lol: Shoutout Denied. No one calls Speeps a dumbass but us. Exactly. He's a dumbass, but he's our dumbass.
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ten Foot Midget! |
Congrats Speeps! You got mentioned in a local pseudo-celebrity's lap dog's mailbag! |
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| Author: | Brick [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ten Foot Midget! |
I hate it when people use Twitter to get in an argument with a well known and respected person in order to increase their own popularity. Not cool Ten Foot Midget. |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ten Foot Midget! |
leashyourkids wrote: Congrats Speeps! You got mentioned in a local pseudo-celebrity's lap dog's mailbag! Not sure why you're referring to him as a lapdog. His mailbag is purely original material. Nothing in there is beaten over listeners' heads from 1-6 on 670. Nuh-thing. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ten Foot Midget! |
redskingreg wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Congrats Speeps! You got mentioned in a local pseudo-celebrity's lap dog's mailbag! Not sure why you're referring to him as a lapdog. His mailbag is purely original material. Nothing in there is beaten over listeners' heads from 1-6 on 670. Nuh-thing. You're right. Praying vs donating, ripping on the "booyahs", and making fun of Penn State supporters are all original thoughts! #TFMB |
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| Author: | Northside_Dan [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ten Foot Midget! |
leashyourkids wrote: redskingreg wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Congrats Speeps! You got mentioned in a local pseudo-celebrity's lap dog's mailbag! Not sure why you're referring to him as a lapdog. His mailbag is purely original material. Nothing in there is beaten over listeners' heads from 1-6 on 670. Nuh-thing. You're right. Praying vs donating, ripping on the "booyahs", and making fun of Penn State supporters are all original thoughts! #TFMB Me thinks your sarcasm detector is on the fritz |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ten Foot Midget! |
I think the hashtagged TFMB implies he's on the same page. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ten Foot Midget! |
Northside_Dan wrote: leashyourkids wrote: redskingreg wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Congrats Speeps! You got mentioned in a local pseudo-celebrity's lap dog's mailbag! Not sure why you're referring to him as a lapdog. His mailbag is purely original material. Nothing in there is beaten over listeners' heads from 1-6 on 670. Nuh-thing. You're right. Praying vs donating, ripping on the "booyahs", and making fun of Penn State supporters are all original thoughts! #TFMB Me thinks your sarcasm detector is on the fritz No, I got it. Your detector is on the fritz 
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ten Foot Midget! |
Keeping Score wrote: Good Lord, if Ten Foot Ginger Bitch is calling out Speeps, I'm distinctively closer to joining The Uprising. I was thinking of precisely that. B&B has turned into "I'll maybe listen just in case they aren't being assholes and just having fun" ... and then it's usually right back to Pandora or masturbation ... depends on if I'm home or at work ... Pandora sounds really good on my home sound system ... |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ten Foot Midget! |
Don Tiny wrote: Keeping Score wrote: Good Lord, if Ten Foot Ginger Bitch is calling out Speeps, I'm distinctively closer to joining The Uprising. I was thinking of precisely that. B&B has turned into "I'll maybe listen just in case they aren't being assholes and just having fun" ... and then it's usually right back to Pandora or masturbation ... depends on if I'm home or at work ... Pandora sounds really good one my home sound system ...
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ten Foot Midget! |
Setting: Dr. Ken's Summer Kitchen Time: Early stages of drunkenness Dr. Ken - Hello children, this is your father again, Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. Children - Yes, we are starting to recognize you. Do we have Dan Bernstein to blame for bringing this family together? Dr. Ken - Yes...I mean no...that's not a nice way to say... Children - What does he want us to know this time? Dr. Ken - Actually, I'm here on the completely unrelated direction of Ten Foot Midget. Children - Who is that? Dr. Ken - I don't know but he had horrible things to say about Terry's Peeps. Children - And who is that? Dr. Ken - I don't know. Children - So, what are we doing here? Dr. Ken - I thought you might have read Ten Foot Midget's Mailbag and wanted to see if you were emotionally scarred or.... Children - You thought we read something called "Ten Foot Midget's Mailbag"? Are you drunk? Dr. Ken - Yes. Children - It's great isn't it. Dr. Ken - Yes...HEY... Children - Oh, right. Anyway, we didn't read it. But our thoughts and prayers go out to anyone that did... Dr. Ken - I TOLD YOU GUYS TO STOP DOING THAT! Children - We don't listen to you. Dr. Ken - OK. I think we're done here. Children - Good to see you again, Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You never fail to not impress us. Dr. Ken - Thanks....wait... |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:41 pm ] |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ten Foot Midget! |
Another reason it should be called "The Dr. Ken Poster of the Year Award". |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:13 pm ] |
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i got a chuckle out of that. too bad the funny guys here couldn't take the paycut to work in radio. |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ten Foot Midget! |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Setting: Dr. Ken's Summer Kitchen Time: Early stages of drunkenness Dr. Ken - Hello children, this is your father again, Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. Children - Yes, we are starting to recognize you. Do we have Dan Bernstein to blame for bringing this family together? Dr. Ken - Yes...I mean no...that's not a nice way to say... Children - What does he want us to know this time? Dr. Ken - Actually, I'm here on the completely unrelated direction of Ten Foot Midget. Children - Who is that? Dr. Ken - I don't know but he had horrible things to say about Terry's Peeps. Children - And who is that? Dr. Ken - I don't know. Children - So, what are we doing here? Dr. Ken - I thought you might have read Ten Foot Midget's Mailbag and wanted to see if you were emotionally scarred or.... Children - You thought we read something called "Ten Foot Midget's Mailbag"? Are you drunk? Dr. Ken - Yes. Children - It's great isn't it. Dr. Ken - Yes...HEY... Children - Oh, right. Anyway, we didn't read it. But our thoughts and prayers go out to anyone that did... Dr. Ken - I TOLD YOU GUYS TO STOP DOING THAT! Children - We don't listen to you. Dr. Ken - OK. I think we're done here. Children - Good to see you again, Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You never fail to not impress us. Dr. Ken - Thanks....wait... With your permission, this could figure quite prominently in my stage adaptation 37 Short Plays about Dan Bernstein by Various Authors (formerly 36 Short Plays about Dan Bernstein by Beardown.) |
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| Author: | Drop In [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ten Foot Midget! |
I thought the Girl Chained to Beardown's Furnace might make an appearance. I would certainly need an explanation as to why she's in Dr. Ken's Summer Kitchen. |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ten Foot Midget! |
I like where your head is at, Drop. |
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| Author: | Dallas Winston [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ten Foot Midget! |
spmack wrote: Hank Scorpio wrote: :lol: Shoutout Denied. No one calls Speeps a dumbass but us. Exactly. He's a dumbass, but he's our dumbass.You fuck with a member of this board, and you should expect the wrath of a thousand fire breathing dragons, all with one purpose: To smoke your ginger, unfunny, B&B taint licking ass!!!! 
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| Author: | Dave In Champaign [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ten Foot Midget! |
That column is like a Bill Simmons mailbag ghostwritten by Dan Bernstein. Reading it took at least two years off my life. |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ten Foot Midget! |
And kudos to Dr. Ken. That's fantastic. It's a wonder your kids haven't murdered you in cold blood yet. Wonder what they have planned for Father's Day. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ten Foot Midget! |
I didn't understand that first part about Rose. Was that supposed to be funny? I'm being serious. If so, it was very timely. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 2:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ten Foot Midget! |
I could probably arm you with half a dozen quotes from the bible about public prayer if you would like to refute. You should ask him if he feels he failed in his communication when by his own admission so many of his readers did not understand the point he was trying to make. I may open a Twitter account just to fuck with people. I'll call myself not good dolphin or some acceptable monniker |
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| Author: | Bucky Chris [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 2:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ten Foot Midget! |
good dolphin wrote: I could probably arm you with half a dozen quotes from the bible about public prayer if you would like to refute. You should ask him if he feels he failed in his communication when by his own admission so many of his readers did not understand the point he was trying to make. I may open a Twitter account just to fuck with people. I'll call myself not good dolphin or some acceptable monniker Just to be clear, doesn't the bible say NOT to pray in public? I'm honestly not sure, that's just how I remember it. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ten Foot Midget! |
Bucky Chris wrote: good dolphin wrote: I could probably arm you with half a dozen quotes from the bible about public prayer if you would like to refute. You should ask him if he feels he failed in his communication when by his own admission so many of his readers did not understand the point he was trying to make. I may open a Twitter account just to fuck with people. I'll call myself not good dolphin or some acceptable monniker Just to be clear, doesn't the bible say NOT to pray in public? I'm honestly not sure, that's just how I remember it. Not in any part of the bible that I have ever read. |
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| Author: | Bucky Chris [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ten Foot Midget! |
This is what I found on google: Matthew 6:1-34 ESV “Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven. “Thus, when you give to the needy, sound no trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may be praised by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you. “And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. ... Matthew 6:6 ESV But when you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ten Foot Midget! |
Bucky Chris wrote: good dolphin wrote: I could probably arm you with half a dozen quotes from the bible about public prayer if you would like to refute. You should ask him if he feels he failed in his communication when by his own admission so many of his readers did not understand the point he was trying to make. I may open a Twitter account just to fuck with people. I'll call myself not good dolphin or some acceptable monniker Just to be clear, doesn't the bible say NOT to pray in public? I'm honestly not sure, that's just how I remember it. Just don't be a burrito about your faith, essentially .... one isn't better because they publicly decry others they deem themselves above (e.g., at least I'm not chas ..... which really does sound good, but for the most part it's not right to think that way .... even if it's true .... which it's not ..... but it sure does seem like it) |
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