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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Drunk baby

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:41 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:43 pm

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Wow. That's going to be a problem.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:57 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Wow. That's going to be a problem.

I know.

Bud Light?

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:59 pm

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Kid has a gutter palate.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:03 pm

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Maybe she didn't know it was a screw off top, & tried to use the baby's mouth to open the bottle?

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:13 pm

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I think (I hope) she was just goofing around.

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Apologist

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:15 pm

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Kid's thirsty. Better than messing around with the tap water at O.co.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 6:32 am

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maybe it'll blow a .341 !!

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 6:34 am

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Baby Bud Light?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 8:03 am

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jimmypasta wrote:

I think (I hope) she was just goofing around.

It's not funny but I'm one of those people who also don't think it's cute when parents let their kids taste their beer/wine/alcoholic drink.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 8:16 am

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good dolphin wrote:

It's not funny but I'm one of those people who also don't think it's cute when parents let their kids taste their beer/wine/alcoholic drink.

Absolutely. Not even mildly amusing.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 8:26 am

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Weed would have been safer.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 8:31 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

It's not funny but I'm one of those people who also don't think it's cute when parents let their kids taste their beer/wine/alcoholic drink.

Absolutely. Not even mildly amusing.

This would have been an excellent time for my Kid Cairo Jr mult that I never created.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 8:51 am

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spmack wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

It's not funny but I'm one of those people who also don't think it's cute when parents let their kids taste their beer/wine/alcoholic drink.

Absolutely. Not even mildly amusing.

This would have been an excellent time for my Kid Cairo Jr mult that I never created.

Yeah. That probably would have been funny.

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walkrman5

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 9:08 am

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I'm 99.99% positive that she is not giving the baby a drink of her beer. That baby is right at teething age....and not only does the cold feel good to them,... well, baby's just put things in their mouth. My kids all did this with my cold drinks...beer & otherwise.

I get the humor in the picture though.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 9:59 am

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The mom is clearly putting the bottle up to the kids mouth. The kid has its head slightly pushed back to drink, not teeth.

I'm not naïve to think kids won't eventually try alcohol even against parent wishes. I think it sends all kinds of wrong messages to be permissive about it in any way.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:05 am

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good dolphin wrote:

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:30 am

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and who designed that horrible hat for the A's?

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:45 am

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walkrman5 wrote:

I think you are on to something here.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:47 am

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Seacrest wrote:

walkrman5 wrote:

I think you are on to something here.

Spoilsports.

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JORR

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:53 am

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I doubt that baby drank very much.

Personally, I'm much more offended by the sexualization of children by dressing them in onesies with things like "Heartbreaker" on them.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:19 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

walkrman5 wrote:

I think you are on to something here.

Those bottles have wide mouths that are much to large for teething and what parent of a baby doesn't have a pacifier at the ready in any social situation?

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:22 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

walkrman5 wrote:

I think you are on to something here.

Those bottles have wide mouths that are much to large for teething and what parent of a baby doesn't have a pacifier at the ready in any social situation?

The cold from the can would be far more helpful to a teething baby than a pacifier.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:37 pm

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We didn't use pacifiers (it works) but that woman should have better awareness even if the baby isn't drinking it. If it was drinking it then someone needs to remove the child from the home. Very unlikely to be the first time.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:40 pm

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I have a hard time thinking someone feeds beer to their baby. Likely they thought it would be a funny pic of a the kid 'drinking' a beer during the celebration.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:46 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

I have a hard time thinking someone feeds beer to their baby. Likely they thought it would be a funny pic of a the kid 'drinking' a beer during the celebration.

People would surprise you.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:48 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

I have a hard time thinking someone feeds beer to their baby.

Hank, you're way too intelligent to be that naïve.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:48 pm

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Nas wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

I have a hard time thinking someone feeds beer to their baby. Likely they thought it would be a funny pic of a the kid 'drinking' a beer during the celebration.

People would surprise you.

Yeah, people are crazy. I'm sure as I speak some mom is blowing weed smoke in their infants face or something like that.

I just cant believe that a parent would be so reckless not to mention reckless in public.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:51 pm

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First of all, it looks like the baby is deep throating the fucking thing

Secondly, of course he's not drinking it and of course its the cold to teeth thing

But I never find the "Check out my baby with a beer" pics to be funny or cute or whatever they're supposed to be

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Drunk baby

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:53 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

I have a hard time thinking someone feeds beer to their baby. Likely they thought it would be a funny pic of a the kid 'drinking' a beer during the celebration.

I agree with you.

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