The greatest man on earth.

He saw me crying on the side of the road on Friday. He said "he fella, what's got you down?" I told him "everyone else either got invited to some stupid bottom shelf liquor wedding or some racist boxing gathering this weekend and I was left friendless."

Well this true humanitarian, this protector of widows, this finder of lost children gave me two tickets and parking to see Northwestern battle Western Michigan.

The Lord has reserved one of his many rooms for this man and adorned it in purple and white.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

MUD seems like a person that makes the lives of others better by his presence.

I couldn't talk little Crest into going Saturday night. Tix in the north endzone were selling for .01 on Stub Hub.

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