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Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:14 pm ] |
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Couldn't they at least find non-teenagers to comment on this story. Weird. Quote: Fellow Giants hail ‘black Tim Tebow’ sex ban
By Georgett RobertsSeptember 20, 2013 | 3:27am Prince Amukamara is saving himself for fiancée Pilar Davis. Giants cornerback Prince Amukamara’s teammates didn’t know that he wears a chastity belt underneath his jockstrap — and they’re all supporting him. “When I first heard it, I was like, ‘Wow,’ ” cornerback Jayron Hosley told The Post Thursday of the 24-year-old’s vow to stay a virgin until marriage. “But everyone comes from different places. Nobody’s the same. You can’t expect that coming into a locker room. “He’s doing it for a reason, for something that he believes in, that he feels is right for him. I respect that.” The devoutly religious Amukamara made headlines this week when he told Muscle & Fitness magazine he doesn’t drink and hasn’t had sex, earning him the nickname “the black Tebow” from peers. “There’s more guys out there like that than you think,” Hosley said. “Negative publicity seems to get the headlines, but there’s a lot of good guys out here doing a lot of great things.” “I’m the type of guy, you do what works for you,” said safety Ryan Mundy. “It’s definitely a window into the type of person that he is and what he believes in and how it helped him get this far.” Cornerback Aaron Ross: “He’s raised a little different from most defensive backs, but that’s what makes him special. He’s like the little brother in the room.” Amukamara is engaged to longtime love Pilar Davis, but plenty of New York gals in Times Square Thursday said they’d take a crack at Amukamara in the sack. “I could pull this off,” said Tabitha Good, 21. “If I saw him I definitely would go up to him and introduce myself. I don’t drink either, so I’d say, ‘I’d like to share a coke with you.’ We definitely will be out all night.” “I have the male mind down. Him being a prince, that would make me a princess. I like that — it’s intriguing.” “It would be challenging, but there is nothing like a challenge,” said Phinnia Jefferys, 19. “It would be kind of cool, especially because he has never being with a girl before. If I have to take the lead, then let’s go. The first time is the best.” Lauren Biala, 19, said she would take it slowly. “I’d make it special for him. I would cook him dinner, later bring out the candles and give him a massage,” Biala said. “I’d give it a shot.” |
Author: | NSJ [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:20 pm ] |
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Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:23 pm ] |
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My favorite quote was this one - Cornerback Aaron Ross: “He’s raised a little different from most defensive backs, but that’s what makes him special." Because defensive backs are GETTIN' IT on a regular basis. That's how defensive backs roll. |
Author: | City of Fools [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:32 pm ] |
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and they couldn't find one girl who respected his position? |
Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:33 pm ] |
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City of Fools wrote: and they couldn't find one girl who respected his position? Who would? He's a defensive back. THEY HAVE SEX. LOTS OF SEX. My 12 year-old needs a position switch. |
Author: | jimmypasta [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:35 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: My favorite quote was this one - Cornerback Aaron Ross: “He’s raised a little different from most defensive backs, but that’s what makes him special." Because defensive backs are GETTIN' IT on a regular basis. That's how defensive backs roll. Odd,since most make their living for "being draped" over another guy. |
Author: | Nas [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:36 pm ] |
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Imagine if that was one of your daughters? |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:36 pm ] |
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City of Fools wrote: and they couldn't find one girl who respected his position? I thought he was saving that for his wedding night?
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Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:37 pm ] |
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Nas wrote: Imagine if that was one of your daughters? Well, I'd hope my daughter would be the one marrying the millionaire virgin football player. |
Author: | City of Fools [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:37 pm ] |
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my guess is the one girl saying that he's a prince assumed he was one... |
Author: | jimmypasta [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:39 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Nas wrote: Imagine if that was one of your daughters? Well, I'd hope my daughter would be the one marrying the millionaire virgin football player. My daughter is marrying for love....antiquated bullshit. |
Author: | Nas [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:44 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Nas wrote: Imagine if that was one of your daughters? Well, I'd hope my daughter would be the one marrying the millionaire virgin football player. Definitely a better option than the whores in training. |
Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:47 pm ] |
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City of Fools wrote: my guess is the one girl saying that he's a prince assumed he was one... I think for sure. |
Author: | Nas [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:49 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: City of Fools wrote: my guess is the one girl saying that he's a prince assumed he was one... I think for sure. Those were the days. |
Author: | jimmypasta [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:51 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: City of Fools wrote: my guess is the one girl saying that he's a prince assumed he was one... I think for sure. everyone knows prince comes in a jar |
Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:55 pm ] |
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Nas wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: City of Fools wrote: my guess is the one girl saying that he's a prince assumed he was one... I think for sure. Those were the days. I convinced a girl in college that I was on the football team. I knew a couple walk-ons that would go around with us wearing their All-American Bowl gear. I could pass as a speedy, skinny WR - as long as we didn't need to run anywhere. Who knew I should have pretended to be a DB? |
Author: | jimmypasta [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:57 pm ] |
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My "single" nights were trying to impress girls that I went to a college. |
Author: | Big Chicagoan [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:58 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: I convinced a girl in college that I was on the football team. I knew a couple walk-ons that would go around with us wearing their All-American Bowl gear. I could pass as a speedy, skinny WR - as long as we didn't need to run anywhere. Who knew I should have pretended to be a DB? I think most college football players are DB's. |
Author: | Brick [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:58 pm ] |
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Does he refuse to play QB? |
Author: | Nas [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:59 pm ] |
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If you're really a prince, I'll marry ya |
Author: | Nas [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:07 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Nas wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: City of Fools wrote: my guess is the one girl saying that he's a prince assumed he was one... I think for sure. Those were the days. I convinced a girl in college that I was on the football team. I knew a couple walk-ons that would go around with us wearing their All-American Bowl gear. I could pass as a speedy, skinny WR - as long as we didn't need to run anywhere. Who knew I should have pretended to be a DB? I told a girl I got kidnapped and that's the reason I was missing all weekend. She made it up to me. You never realize how terrible a lie was until you get older. |
Author: | beni hanna [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:08 pm ] |
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I never really lied. Couldn't do it. I also never really got laid. Coulda done that. |
Author: | City of Fools [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:09 pm ] |
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Nas wrote: If you're really a prince, I'll marry ya Arsenio really needs to put on some weight. He looks like a waif now. |
Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:10 pm ] |
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To be clear, I didn't get laid on the football lie. It just got a session in the alley behind the bar. |
Author: | Nas [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:12 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: To be clear, I didn't get laid on the football lie. It just got a session in the alley behind the bar. Some would say that's better. |
Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:15 pm ] |
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Nas wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: To be clear, I didn't get laid on the football lie. It just got a session in the alley behind the bar. Some would say that's better. Oh, I would say that. I had 1 one-night stand in my life and that was a huge mistake. That wasn't my thing. |
Author: | jimmypasta [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:17 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: To be clear, I didn't get laid on the football lie. It just got a session in the alley behind the bar. |
Author: | W_Z [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:01 pm ] |
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Nas wrote: If you're really a prince, I'll marry ya I have a secret. I worship the devil. |
Author: | sinicalypse [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:19 pm ] |
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speaking of black tim tebow.... does anyone wanna wager that the man is no stranger to the internet porn acronym du jour that is the BBC? call it a hunch that timmaye rolls that way.... he's prolly as gay as tiger woods. btw, ever since tiger's "fall from grace" you notice people aren't really wondering if he's gay anymore. well played, eldrick, well played. |
Author: | Regular Reader [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:19 pm ] |
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Nas wrote: I told a girl I got kidnapped and that's the reason I was missing all weekend. She made it up to me. You never realize how terrible a lie was until you get older. |
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