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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Drunk baby |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
Wow. That's going to be a problem. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Wow. That's going to be a problem. I know. Bud Light? |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
Kid has a gutter palate. |
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
Maybe she didn't know it was a screw off top, & tried to use the baby's mouth to open the bottle? |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
I think (I hope) she was just goofing around. |
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| Author: | Apologist [ Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
Kid's thirsty. Better than messing around with the tap water at O.co. |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 6:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
maybe it'll blow a .341 !! |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 6:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
Baby Bud Light? |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 8:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
jimmypasta wrote: I think (I hope) she was just goofing around. It's not funny but I'm one of those people who also don't think it's cute when parents let their kids taste their beer/wine/alcoholic drink. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 8:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
good dolphin wrote: It's not funny but I'm one of those people who also don't think it's cute when parents let their kids taste their beer/wine/alcoholic drink. Absolutely. Not even mildly amusing. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 8:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
Terry's Peeps wrote: |
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| Author: | spmack [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 8:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
The Original Kid Cairo wrote: good dolphin wrote: It's not funny but I'm one of those people who also don't think it's cute when parents let their kids taste their beer/wine/alcoholic drink. Absolutely. Not even mildly amusing. This would have been an excellent time for my Kid Cairo Jr mult that I never created. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 8:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
spmack wrote: The Original Kid Cairo wrote: good dolphin wrote: It's not funny but I'm one of those people who also don't think it's cute when parents let their kids taste their beer/wine/alcoholic drink. Absolutely. Not even mildly amusing. This would have been an excellent time for my Kid Cairo Jr mult that I never created. Yeah. That probably would have been funny. |
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| Author: | walkrman5 [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 9:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
I'm 99.99% positive that she is not giving the baby a drink of her beer. That baby is right at teething age....and not only does the cold feel good to them,... well, baby's just put things in their mouth. My kids all did this with my cold drinks...beer & otherwise. I get the humor in the picture though. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 9:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
The mom is clearly putting the bottle up to the kids mouth. The kid has its head slightly pushed back to drink, not teeth. I'm not naïve to think kids won't eventually try alcohol even against parent wishes. I think it sends all kinds of wrong messages to be permissive about it in any way. |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
good dolphin wrote: The mom is clearly putting the bottle up to the kids mouth. The kid has its head slightly pushed back to drink, not teeth. I'm not naïve to think kids won't eventually try alcohol even against parent wishes. I think it sends all kinds of wrong messages to be permissive about it in any way. 
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
and who designed that horrible hat for the A's? |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
walkrman5 wrote: I'm 99.99% positive that she is not giving the baby a drink of her beer. That baby is right at teething age....and not only does the cold feel good to them,... well, baby's just put things in their mouth. My kids all did this with my cold drinks...beer & otherwise. I get the humor in the picture though. I think you are on to something here. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
Seacrest wrote: walkrman5 wrote: I'm 99.99% positive that she is not giving the baby a drink of her beer. That baby is right at teething age....and not only does the cold feel good to them,... well, baby's just put things in their mouth. My kids all did this with my cold drinks...beer & otherwise. I get the humor in the picture though. I think you are on to something here. Spoilsports. |
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| Author: | JORR [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
I doubt that baby drank very much. Personally, I'm much more offended by the sexualization of children by dressing them in onesies with things like "Heartbreaker" on them. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
Seacrest wrote: walkrman5 wrote: I'm 99.99% positive that she is not giving the baby a drink of her beer. That baby is right at teething age....and not only does the cold feel good to them,... well, baby's just put things in their mouth. My kids all did this with my cold drinks...beer & otherwise. I get the humor in the picture though. I think you are on to something here. Those bottles have wide mouths that are much to large for teething and what parent of a baby doesn't have a pacifier at the ready in any social situation? |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
good dolphin wrote: Seacrest wrote: walkrman5 wrote: I'm 99.99% positive that she is not giving the baby a drink of her beer. That baby is right at teething age....and not only does the cold feel good to them,... well, baby's just put things in their mouth. My kids all did this with my cold drinks...beer & otherwise. I get the humor in the picture though. I think you are on to something here. Those bottles have wide mouths that are much to large for teething and what parent of a baby doesn't have a pacifier at the ready in any social situation? The cold from the can would be far more helpful to a teething baby than a pacifier. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
We didn't use pacifiers (it works) but that woman should have better awareness even if the baby isn't drinking it. If it was drinking it then someone needs to remove the child from the home. Very unlikely to be the first time. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
I have a hard time thinking someone feeds beer to their baby. Likely they thought it would be a funny pic of a the kid 'drinking' a beer during the celebration. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
Hank Scorpio wrote: I have a hard time thinking someone feeds beer to their baby. Likely they thought it would be a funny pic of a the kid 'drinking' a beer during the celebration. People would surprise you. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
Hank Scorpio wrote: I have a hard time thinking someone feeds beer to their baby. Hank, you're way too intelligent to be that naïve. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
Nas wrote: Hank Scorpio wrote: I have a hard time thinking someone feeds beer to their baby. Likely they thought it would be a funny pic of a the kid 'drinking' a beer during the celebration. People would surprise you. Yeah, people are crazy. I'm sure as I speak some mom is blowing weed smoke in their infants face or something like that. I just cant believe that a parent would be so reckless not to mention reckless in public. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
First of all, it looks like the baby is deep throating the fucking thing Secondly, of course he's not drinking it and of course its the cold to teeth thing But I never find the "Check out my baby with a beer" pics to be funny or cute or whatever they're supposed to be |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Drunk baby |
Hank Scorpio wrote: I have a hard time thinking someone feeds beer to their baby. Likely they thought it would be a funny pic of a the kid 'drinking' a beer during the celebration. I agree with you. |
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