I imagine you'll either find this funny or you won't....

http://tinysubversions.com/stuff/youMustBe/

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Girl, you must be a benzene because you are a colorless, flammable, liquid aromatic hydrocarbon, C6H6, derived from petroleum and used in or to manufacture a wide variety of chemical products, including DDT, detergents, insecticides, and motor fuels. Also called benzine, benzol.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

In college, my "go to" pickup line was, "Hi, my name is Tall Midget and I'm a narcoleptic." I would then proceed to feign losing consciousness in front of the object of my desire. Perhaps unsurprisingly, most young ladies responded to my introduction with a disgusted bewilderment and promptly walked away before I could venture a second line. But the ones who got it, GOT IT! Booyah!

God I'm an idiot.

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That's how I got my wife.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

You're a puddinhead.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

My favorite was by comedian Steven Wright,who combined two lines in one:

"You girls live around here often?"

I remember a lot of girls actually answered the question when I used it.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Jack Brickhouse would have created a Scatological Pick-Up Line Generator thread.

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Has anyone told Beardown about this thread?

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He's beyond pick up lines. He's moved on to chloroform on a dirty rag.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.