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| Author: | newper [ Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Tautological Pick-up Line Generator |
I imagine you'll either find this funny or you won't.... http://tinysubversions.com/stuff/youMustBe/ |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Tautological Pick-up Line Generator |
Girl, you must be a benzene because you are a colorless, flammable, liquid aromatic hydrocarbon, C6H6, derived from petroleum and used in or to manufacture a wide variety of chemical products, including DDT, detergents, insecticides, and motor fuels. Also called benzine, benzol. 
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Tautological Pick-up Line Generator |
In college, my "go to" pickup line was, "Hi, my name is Tall Midget and I'm a narcoleptic." I would then proceed to feign losing consciousness in front of the object of my desire. Perhaps unsurprisingly, most young ladies responded to my introduction with a disgusted bewilderment and promptly walked away before I could venture a second line. But the ones who got it, GOT IT! Booyah! God I'm an idiot. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Tautological Pick-up Line Generator |
Tall Midget wrote: In college, my "go to" pickup line was, "Hi, my name is Tall Midget and I'm a narcoleptic." I would then proceed to feign losing consciousness in front of the object of my desire. Perhaps unsurprisingly, most young ladies responded to my introduction with a disgusted bewilderment and promptly walked away before I could venture a second line. But the ones who got it, GOT IT! Booyah! That's how I got my wife. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Tautological Pick-up Line Generator |
Tall Midget wrote: In college, my "go to" pickup line was, "Hi, my name is Tall Midget and I'm a narcoleptic." I would then proceed to feign losing consciousness in front of the object of my desire. Perhaps unsurprisingly, most young ladies responded to my introduction with a disgusted bewilderment and promptly walked away before I could venture a second line. But the ones who got it, GOT IT! Booyah! God I'm an idiot. You're a puddinhead. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Fri Nov 22, 2013 11:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Tautological Pick-up Line Generator |
My favorite was by comedian Steven Wright,who combined two lines in one: "You girls live around here often?" I remember a lot of girls actually answered the question when I used it. 
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Fri Nov 22, 2013 11:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Tautological Pick-up Line Generator |
Jack Brickhouse would have created a Scatological Pick-Up Line Generator thread. 
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Fri Nov 22, 2013 12:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Tautological Pick-up Line Generator |
Has anyone told Beardown about this thread? |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Fri Nov 22, 2013 8:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Tautological Pick-up Line Generator |
http://www.theonion.com/articles/maybe-i-can-impress-her-with-my-holy-grail-quotes,16259/ |
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| Author: | Zizou [ Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Tautological Pick-up Line Generator |
Seacrest wrote: Has anyone told Beardown about this thread? He's beyond pick up lines. He's moved on to chloroform on a dirty rag. |
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