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PostPosted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:07 pm 
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Perhaps you remember Jared Lorezen? The big lefty quarterback dominated at Kentucky and made his way into the NFL where he won a Super Bowl as Eli Manning's backup with the Giants. So what's he doing now?

Oh not much, just weighing 320 pounds, playing for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the Continental Indoor Football League


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:36 pm 
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If the Qb is 320....whats #70 checking in at? 450?

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If the Qb is 320....whats #70 checking in at?

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It's all muscle.


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Black American football players: the best athletes in the world.


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 Post subject: Re: 320lb QB
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he is still more mobile than Manning :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: 320lb QB
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he is still more mobile than Manning :lol:


or half of CSFMB....

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That had to be a second picture where they all exhaled after sucking it in


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Does Lipid's bad say "Belding" at the bottom? :lol:

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denisdman wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Black American football players: the best athletes in the world.


Fixed.


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Fuck you guys. I look sexy in that pic.

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Fuck you guys. I look sexy in that pic.


depends which one you are


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 Post subject: Re: 320lb QB
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Fuck you guys. I look sexy in that pic.


depends which one you are

The sexy one.

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 Post subject: Re: 320lb QB
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Darkside wrote:
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Fuck you guys. I look sexy in that pic.


depends which one you are

The sexy one.


maroon/gold combined with wet shorts isn't a good look for you

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 Post subject: Re: 320lb QB
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Bagels wrote:
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Fuck you guys. I look sexy in that pic.


depends which one you are

The sexy one.


maroon/gold combined with wet shorts isn't a good look for you

I would agree, which is why I'm not wearing that.

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 Post subject: Re: 320lb QB
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Darkside wrote:
Fuck you guys. I look sexy in that pic.


depends which one you are


The black one.

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 Post subject: Re: 320lb QB
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It looks like they are playing in someone's living room

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 Post subject: Re: 320lb QB
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RFDC wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Bagels wrote:
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Fuck you guys. I look sexy in that pic.


depends which one you are

The sexy one.


maroon/gold combined with wet shorts isn't a good look for you

Shorts weren't wet...that's my hat...I couldn't get the bag on over it.

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 Post subject: Re: 320lb QB
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Does Lipid's bad say "Belding" at the bottom? :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: 320lb QB
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Bagels wrote:
bigfan wrote:
he is still more mobile than Manning :lol:


or half of CSFMB....

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the sheer amount of mandals and adidas sambas in that picture scare me.

and then i notice the pearl jam shirt..... yikes!

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 Post subject: Re: 320lb QB
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oh and this just happened to be the topic of a 4:18pm Jim Rome CBS sports minute.... he gave us "the hefty lefty" or my clubhouse leader: "the pillsbury throw boy"

RACK 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"the pillsbury throw boy"

PHE...

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 Post subject: Re: 320lb QB
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sinicalypse wrote:
oh and this just happened to be the topic of a 4:18pm Jim Rome CBS sports minute.... he gave us "the hefty lefty" or my clubhouse leader: "the pillsbury throw boy"

RACK 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's the magic of Rome

You're not getting that anywhere else


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rogers park bryan wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
oh and this just happened to be the topic of a 4:18pm Jim Rome CBS sports minute.... he gave us "the hefty lefty" or my clubhouse leader: "the pillsbury throw boy"

RACK 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's the magic of Rome

You're not getting that anywhere else



Perhaps more on the 'demand' side of supply and demand?

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Pillsbury Throw Boy goes way back. I don't think Rome came up with that.

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Don Tiny wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
oh and this just happened to be the topic of a 4:18pm Jim Rome CBS sports minute.... he gave us "the hefty lefty" or my clubhouse leader: "the pillsbury throw boy"

RACK 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's the magic of Rome

You're not getting that anywhere else



Perhaps more on the 'demand' side of supply and demand?

Pretty much, if you dont find Pillsbury ThrowBoy funny, the problem is with you, Not Rome


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Pillsbury Throw Boy goes way back. I don't think Rome came up with that.

Actually I was guessing an emailer


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breathing knocks the wind out of this guy.


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 Post subject: Re: 320lb QB
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He could slim down. This guy did it:

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