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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The Farm!!! |
Run naked through a cornfield! Realize there are more than 3 stars in the sky! Never get a pizza delivered again! Get snowed in for 3 days at a time with no ability to go anywhere! Own a horse! Wake up to the smell of pigshit through your non-A/C'd open windows every Summer! Take a couple beers for the drive to town! Don't touch the vibrating wire fence! Burn all your garbage! Take 5 hours to mow your lawn! Mow your lawn with a full-sized tractor! Rats! Cricks!! People from the Suburbs are from the City and we hate them all!!! |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Farm!!! |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Run naked through a cornfield! Realize there are more than 3 stars in the sky! Never get a pizza delivered again! Get snowed in for 3 days at a time with no ability to go anywhere! Own a horse! Wake up to the smell of pigshit through your non-A/C'd open windows every Summer! Take a couple beers for the drive to town! Don't touch the vibrating wire fence! Burn all your garbage! Take 5 hours to mow your lawn! Mow your lawn with a full-sized tractor! Rats! Cricks!! People from the Suburbs are from the City and we hate them all!!! The most racist and bigoted of all! Had to leave city to get away from the blacks, then the suburbs had to many so you had to move to the farm? Just horrible! Unconscionable! |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Farm!!! |
What's the parking situation like? |
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| Author: | Baby McNown [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Farm!!! |
http://www.farmersonly.com/ |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Farm!!! |
Telegram Sam wrote: What's the parking situation like? Not bad. Farm girls get pretty lonely. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Farm!!! |
....And in the end,the shit your oxen make is equal to the shit you Rake. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Farm!!! |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib9Jz9iydeQ |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Farm!!! |
contaminated wells! toothless neighbors willing to barter! meth labs! no police to bother you! no pesky environmental regulators! artificially low property taxes! Friday night get-togethers at the laundry mat! Wild dogs! They pay you to dump sludge on your land! Dial-up modems! Good chance your kid can be honor roll! |
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| Author: | NearWessSideHussra [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Farm!!! |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Run naked through a cornfield! ouch. that would be painful. Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Get snowed in for 3 days at a time with no ability to go anywhere! nah, any hick worth his F-350 (or the neighbor) has a front-mount snow plow, and maybe even a front-end loader tractor. Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Take a couple beers for the drive to town! "Roadies". Gas stations in BFE Michigan all sell screw top cans of Miller products. First time I saw the lineup of singleton cans for sale in the front display shelf of the water cooler at a Meijer gas station--where most places have M&M Mars products--I laughed and smh. A couple more times of making the 6 hour trek up to TVC, the last half of which is a 150 miles of more deer per sq mile than people, I got the point of the roadie (and a tin of Altoids). |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Farm!!! |
NearWessSideHussra wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Get snowed in for 3 days at a time with no ability to go anywhere! nah, any hick worth his F-350 (or the neighbor) has a front-mount snow plow, and maybe even a front-end loader tractor. Disagree. If you have a half-mile lane of gravel, a front-end loader is going to be an all-day excursion which is no fun in sub-freezing with no cab. You're pretty much stuck until your neighbor with the street-wide thrower on the front of his tractor gets out of his mile-long driveway to get you out. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Farm!!! |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: NearWessSideHussra wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Get snowed in for 3 days at a time with no ability to go anywhere! nah, any hick worth his F-350 (or the neighbor) has a front-mount snow plow, and maybe even a front-end loader tractor. Disagree. If you have a half-mile lane of gravel, a front-end loader is going to be an all-day excursion which is no fun in sub-freezing with no cab. You're pretty much stuck until your neighbor with the street-wide thrower on the front of his tractor gets out of his mile-long driveway to get you out. shit kicker problems |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Farm!!! |
Aren't most farmers now millionaires that run multiple combines via GPS remote and have prices fixed by the Gubernment to make sure they make money? |
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| Author: | JORR [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Farm!!! |
How far is the closest Cooper's Hawk? |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Farm!!! |
Their land value alone went up 10 fold in the past 5 years. They just dont know where to spend their money. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Farm!!! |
bigfan wrote: Aren't most farmers now millionaires that run multiple combines via GPS remote and have prices fixed by the Gubernment to make sure they make money? Yes. All farmers became corporate millionaires. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Farm!!! |
well, if you own 50 acres, you're a millionaire. most own hundreds if not thousands of acres. |
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Farm!!! |
You left out the liberating experience of pissing in your own yard. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Farm!!! |
Urlacher's missing neck wrote: You left out the liberating experience of pissing in your own yard. Yeah I do that here. I have a pee tree. I pee on this tree... see, and like... it's sweet. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Farm!!! |
Hatchetman wrote: well, if you own 50 acres, you're a millionaire. If you're farming 50 acres, you need to reevaluate your overhead analysis. |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Farm!!! |
Much like the suburbs, there is meth. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Farm!!! |
bigfan wrote: Aren't most farmers now millionaires that run multiple combines via GPS remote and have prices fixed by the Gubernment to make sure they make money? nope. they have fixed incomes, exactly the same as social security, that they get even if they dont produce anything. i know farmers getting this money. they work long days and nights.... for like 3 months a year. and they make $100k/yr without blinking an eye. |
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| Author: | mcbrides [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Farm!!! |
Didn't your beloved Dems just push thru another extension to that very farm bill??? |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Farm!!! |
Overalls? |
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| Author: | Chus [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Farm!!! |
rogers park bryan wrote: Overalls? Fresh eggs, and people named Cletus. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Farm!!! |
Chus wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: Overalls? Fresh eggs, and people named Cletus. Gritts, slow it down a bit, chew some straw...I could do it for a week |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Farm!!! |
My neighbor was named Cletus. Nice guy. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Farm!!! |
FARMER: Enjoy that mutton? NEWMAN: It's delicious mutton. This is uh, this is outta sight. I would, I would love to get the recipe. It's very good. FARMER: That cider too strong for you? NEWMAN: No, no. I love strong cider. I'm a big, strong, cider guy. FARMER: Gonna be milking Holsteins in the morning, if you'd like to lend a hand. NEWMAN: You know, I don't really know that much about uh.. I don't have any.. I don't.. I don't think I know much about that. FARMER: Ahh, Susie here'll teach you. Just gotta pull on the teat a little. SUSIE: Nice having a big, strong, man around. |
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