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Author:  stoneroses86 [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:24 pm ]
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Let us all put our hands together to honor this huge legend, this massive star, this most Glorious and Legendary New York Yankee, as he formally announces his retirement from the beautiful sport of baseball.

Unlike the punk choker Alex Rodriguez, Derek Sanderson Jeter was a superstar when it counted most - the playoffs. Unlike the disgraceful Alex Rodriguez, who trademarked the caught looking strikeout in big playoff games, Derek Sanderson Jeter slugged hit after hit, after hit, after hit, after hit, after hit, after hit, after massive hit in big games.

Take a look at this picture - what do you see? I see Derek Sanderson Jeter and three other great stars, but I do not see the son of a bitch Alex Rodriguez, who should be barred for life from baseball, not because of steroids, but because he is awful!

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Take a look at these pictures - these are the great things that happen to you when you put together a Hall of Fame career like Derek Sanderson Jeter. Trust me, those are luxurious ladies, and that cologne smells like victory and the Hall of Fame.

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Derek Sanderson Jeter unites all races in his greatness. I judge Derek Sanderson Jeter not by the color of his skin, but by the content of his character and massive clutch slugging.

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Oh, I have dreaded this day. Let us all soldier on.

The first round in Cooperstown, New York is on me - if you actually go there. This will be in six (6) years with 100% of the vote, BEYOTCHES!

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:29 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:32 pm ]
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stoneroses86 wrote:
This will be in six (6) years with 100% of the vote, BEYOTCHES!
100%? So the same guys that voted for his gold gloves will be voting for the HOF.

Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:35 pm ]
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Do you think Jeter (and/or Mariano Rivera) will get a monument or a plaque at Yankee Stadium? Before anyone says it's a given that one or both will get a monument, remember that Yogi Berra does not have one, and his accomplishments exceed theirs (not taking anything away from Jeter/Rivera, who were true superstars).

Author:  stoneroses86 [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:39 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
stoneroses86 wrote:
This will be in six (6) years with 100% of the vote, BEYOTCHES!
100%? So the same guys that voted for his gold gloves will be voting for the HOF.


I would pass your concerns on to Derek Sanderson Jeter, but I am sure he is very busy in his luxurious Tampa mansion with one or several supermodels. Ha ha ha!

Plus, I do not actually know him.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:43 pm ]
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nobody has ever even suspected jeter of roids, have they? he seems like the cleanest star baseball has ever seen...

Author:  stoneroses86 [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:44 pm ]
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Jaw Breaker wrote:
Do you think Jeter (and/or Mariano Rivera) will get a monument or a plaque at Yankee Stadium? Before anyone says it's a given that one or both will get a monument, remember that Yogi Berra does not have one, and his accomplishments exceed theirs (not taking anything away from Jeter/Rivera, who were true superstars).


Yogi Berra is still alive. The monuments are all for players (and Miller Huggins) who had already died.

Author:  FavreFan [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:48 pm ]
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stoneroses86 wrote:
Jaw Breaker wrote:
Do you think Jeter (and/or Mariano Rivera) will get a monument or a plaque at Yankee Stadium? Before anyone says it's a given that one or both will get a monument, remember that Yogi Berra does not have one, and his accomplishments exceed theirs (not taking anything away from Jeter/Rivera, who were true superstars).


Yogi Berra is still alive.

And hopefully attending all his friends funerals.

Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:52 pm ]
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stoneroses86 wrote:
Jaw Breaker wrote:
Do you think Jeter (and/or Mariano Rivera) will get a monument or a plaque at Yankee Stadium? Before anyone says it's a given that one or both will get a monument, remember that Yogi Berra does not have one, and his accomplishments exceed theirs (not taking anything away from Jeter/Rivera, who were true superstars).


Yogi Berra is still alive. The monuments are all for players (and Miller Huggins) who had already died.


Ah, that makes sense. I thought maybe it was because of the 4 games he played for the Mets! :lol:

Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:53 pm ]
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What do you think stoneroses, A-Rod at shortstop for 2015?

Author:  KDdidit [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:55 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
stoneroses86 wrote:
This will be in six (6) years with 100% of the vote, BEYOTCHES!
100%? So the same guys that voted for his gold gloves will be voting for the HOF.

I'm guessing they'll find a way to give him a GG again, even if he DHs all year.

Author:  stoneroses86 [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:56 pm ]
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Jaw Breaker wrote:
What do you think stoneroses, A-Rod at shortstop for 2015?


I have a much better position for that son of a bitch - the bottom of the East River.

Maybe Kramer can come across him while he is doing laps. Ha ha ha!
Jaw Breaker wrote:
Ah, that makes sense. I thought maybe it was because of the 4 games he played for the Mets! :lol:


Those games for the Mets do not exist, never did exist, and never will exist. Wake up man!

Author:  good dolphin [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:31 pm ]
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stoneroses86 wrote:
The first round in Cooperstown, New York is on me - if you actually go there. This will be in six (6) years with 100% of the vote, BEYOTCHES!


Only way he is going that year is if Paul Konerko invites him to his induction ceremony

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:40 pm ]
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For my money, Scott Sanderson was the best Sanderson in MLB history.

Author:  stoneroses86 [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:40 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:

Only way he is going that year is if Paul Konerko invites him to his induction ceremony
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Author:  Beardown [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:55 pm ]
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Forget the World Series titles, the gold gloves and the 3,000 + hits. This was by far his greatest accomplishment.

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Although, according to several reports, Jeter gave Jessica Alba herpes.
http://jezebel.com/292440/did-derek-jeter-gave-poor-jessica-alba-herpes

Must have been why she dumped him. She's a clean girl. That probably pissed her off something fierce. Made her realize that Jeter will fuck anything. And she ain't "anything".

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:55 pm ]
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Hall of Fame post by a Hall of Fame poster about a Hall of Fame player/champion

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:58 pm ]
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So, Jeter gave Eminem herpes?

Marky Mark dated Jessica Alba?

Author:  Chus [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:59 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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So, Jeter gave Eminem herpes?

Marky Mark dated Jessica Alba?


Timberlake is getting a lot of Jeter's sloppy seconds.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:03 pm ]
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Wait, Jeter's playing another year?

I thought this was because he retired! Christ, now we're going to have to do this all again. Stoneroses is going to run out of parentheses ( () ) this year.

Author:  stoneroses86 [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:18 pm ]
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This vicious rumormongering has no place in this tribute thread. I am not, however, a baby or in favor of censoring, so I will not ask that the offending posts be removed.

What is Derek Sanderson Jeter supposed to do - run a blood test on each one of the hundreds of starlets and supermodels who have thrown themselves at him because of his great stardom and clutch playoff performances? Trust me, if Jessica Alba is knocking at the door of your luxurious mansion or Manhattan penthouse apartment, you will not be asking her to sign a HIPAA authorization in order to obtain her medical records. You will be immediately proceeding to step 1 - getting down to significant business.

The following posters have made the list:

Beardown
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:21 pm ]
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I would think more starlets throw themselves at him because he has a lot money.

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:37 pm ]
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Starlin Castro - Yankee SS in 2015.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:57 pm ]
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stoneroses86 wrote:
The following posters have made the list:

Beardown
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater


Well, that's quite a list I've found myself on.

I need to rethink my life choices.

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:35 pm ]
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Jeter made sure this was to be his last year, so he doesn't have to ever again see gAyRod.

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:51 pm ]
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Hell of a ball player, but not sure about 100% of the vote. If Maddux didn't get it, no one will. That said, definitely first ballot and probably at 95%+ of the vote.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:53 pm ]
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I read somewhere his last game will be at Fenway

Laugh out Loud!

The Red Sox can't meet the Yankees in the World Series by rule

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:57 pm ]
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Hell of a ball player, but not sure about 100% of the vote. If Maddux didn't get it, no one will. That said, definitely first ballot and probably at 95%+ of the vote.

Someone will probably vote for Starlin Castro instead. & yes, he will be eligible, because after the Cubs release him in October, he'll be forced into retirement.

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:28 pm ]
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Jeter has played in more postseason games than the Chicago Cubs and Chicago White Sox combined.

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:45 pm ]
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Big Chicagoan wrote:
Jeter has played in more postseason games than the Chicago Cubs and Chicago White Sox combined.

He probably has more postseason AB than all the Cubs & WSox players during his career combined.

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