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Author:  bigfan [ Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:41 pm ]
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chased down some bad guys today, caught them attempting to steal some stuff from our building.

RUN YOU ASSHOLES!

I know they hang out around here and now I know who "they is"

Things happen

No, I didnt pull a Bernstein and worry they might have a gun.
Author:  Telegram Sam [ Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:48 pm ]
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Now I have "Bad Boys," the theme from "Cops" in my head, which is ironic, because I saw the band that played the song, Inner Circle, at the Wild Hare once.

What were they stealing?
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:50 pm ]
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Bandwidth.
Author:  bigfan [ Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:54 pm ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
Now I have "Bad Boys," the theme from "Cops" in my head, which is ironic, because I saw the band that played the song, Inner Circle, at the Wild Hare once.

What were they stealing?


They steal the packages that the UPS guys put in the lobby. They probably thought they had a gold chain today, as they pulled the chain out, but it was attached to a purse which was still in the box and they couldnt take it out.

Next time I see them , and Yes I am quite sure I will, I will ask them nicely to stop. :lol:
Author:  NearWessSideHussra [ Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:42 pm ]
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bigfan wrote:
chased down some bad guys today, caught them attempting to steal some stuff from our building.

RUN YOU ASSHOLES!

I know they hang out around here and now I know who "they is"

Things happen

No, I didnt pull a Bernstein and worry they might have a gun.


bigfan wrote:


Next time I see them , and Yes I am quite sure I will, I will ask them nicely to stop. :lol:



so did you actually chase them down or did you Loho chase them down?
Author:  Juiced [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:28 am ]
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bigfan wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
Now I have "Bad Boys," the theme from "Cops" in my head, which is ironic, because I saw the band that played the song, Inner Circle, at the Wild Hare once.

What were they stealing?


They steal the packages that the UPS guys put in the lobby. They probably thought they had a gold chain today, as they pulled the chain out, but it was attached to a purse which was still in the box and they couldnt take it out.

Next time I see them , and Yes I am quite sure I will, I will ask them nicely to stop. :lol:


Leave them a message asking them to meet you by th bike rack. :wink:
Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 6:58 am ]
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Your building near Wrigley? There has always been a lot of low-level crime in that area.
Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 7:33 am ]
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Your building near Wrigley? There has always been a lot of low-level crime in that area.

It was probably hipsters.
Author:  bigfan [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 7:44 am ]
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NearWessSideHussra wrote:
bigfan wrote:
chased down some bad guys today, caught them attempting to steal some stuff from our building.

RUN YOU ASSHOLES!

I know they hang out around here and now I know who "they is"

Things happen

No, I didnt pull a Bernstein and worry they might have a gun.


bigfan wrote:

Next time I see them , and Yes I am quite sure I will, I will ask them nicely to stop. :lol:


so did you actually chase them down or did you Loho chase them down?


Followed them first (Leary wouldnt even do that), until I was 100% sure they werent there for some other reason and as soon as I saw them walk out the back, I chased them, they knew I saw them and ran since they got out of my site, as when I turned the corner, they were already running...and the car pulled up.

I yelled "Excuse me sir, I would appreciate it if you would not break and enter the premises again, thank you!"
Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:01 am ]
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why are you having purses and gold chains delivered to you through UPS?
Author:  bigfan [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:08 am ]
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Myself? About once a month.

But this was for one of the girls that lives here, these guys must have thought they got a gold chain, started pulling it out and it didnt come out, because of the purse.

Gotta give these criminals a little credit. These guys knew if they are caught with something on them, thats the crime, so they left it. Had the "Get Away" planned, as they have done this before.

The one thing that they fucked up, is that now I know exactly who they are or at least who's car it was.
Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:06 am ]
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Have you ever had one of your just out of college and too poor to be living out of the house female tenants offer you services in exchange for due rent that couldn't be paid?
Author:  Chus [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:46 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Have you ever had one of your just out of college and too poor to be living out of the house female tenants offer you services in exchange for due rent that couldn't be paid?


That is why they sent me. I am expert.

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Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:50 am ]
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bigfan wrote:
chased down some bad guys today, caught them attempting to steal some stuff from our building.

RUN YOU ASSHOLES!

I know they hang out around here and now I know who "they is"

Things happen

No, I didnt pull a Bernstein and worry they might have a gun.



Real men don't worry about guns. That much I know. But.....um.....the portion in red.........what's up with that?
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:58 am ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
bigfan wrote:
chased down some bad guys today, caught them attempting to steal some stuff from our building.

RUN YOU ASSHOLES!

I know they hang out around here and now I know who "they is"

Things happen

No, I didnt pull a Bernstein and worry they might have a gun.



Real men don't worry about guns. That much I know. But.....um.....the portion in red.........what's up with that?
FTFY
Author:  SteveSarley [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:31 am ]
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I am proud of you, BF.
Very few people would have had the balls to do that.
Good job!
Author:  NearWessSideHussra [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:40 am ]
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bigfan wrote:

Followed them first (Leary wouldnt even do that), until I was 100% sure they werent there for some other reason and as soon as I saw them walk out the back, I chased them,

I yelled "Excuse me sir, I would appreciate it if you would not break and enter the premises again, thank you!"
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Loho would've been this close to chasing them but they lucked out when Loho got distracted by a nice piece of tail walking by.

Sounds like you could use one of IkeSouth's patented cell-phone security cams.
Author:  bigfan [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:13 pm ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
bigfan wrote:
chased down some bad guys today, caught them attempting to steal some stuff from our building.

RUN YOU ASSHOLES!

I know they hang out around here and now I know who "they is"

Things happen

No, I didnt pull a Bernstein and worry they might have a gun.



Real men don't worry about guns. That much I know. But.....um.....the portion in red.........what's up with that?


It is a shot at the black men who have attempted robberies in my building numerous times and their inability to speak The English "you axed, I answered".
Author:  bigfan [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:15 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
bigfan wrote:
chased down some bad guys today, caught them attempting to steal some stuff from our building.

RUN YOU ASSHOLES!

I know they hang out around here and now I know who "they is"

Things happen

No, I didnt pull a Bernstein and worry they might have a gun.



Real men don't worry about guns. That much I know. But.....um.....the portion in red.........what's up with that?
FTFY


Everyone else seems to understand what happened. Even KI got the ebonics portion.
Author:  bigfan [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:15 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Have you ever had one of your just out of college and too poor to be living out of the house female tenants offer you services in exchange for due rent that couldn't be paid?


The full month or a portion?
Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:16 pm ]
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bigfan wrote:
It is a shot at the black men who have attempted robberies in my building numerous times and their inability to speak The English "you axed, I answered".



That's pretty much what I thought it was. Just wanted to know for sure.
Author:  bigfan [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:23 pm ]
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I actually heard them say "They don't know who we is" from around the corner. But now I know where to find "we"

I can't talk about this rest of the story as it is an ongoing police investigation!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Author:  Kirkwood [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:30 pm ]
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Install a lock on the lobby door so you can only enter the building if you're a tenant? If a visitor there's a buzzer so the tenant can let you in? This situation would be avoided?
Author:  bigfan [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:33 pm ]
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Kirkwood wrote:
Install a lock on the lobby door so you can only enter the building if you're a tenant? If a visitor there's a buzzer so the tenant can let you in? This situation would be avoided?


Thanks for the attempt at helping me manage a real estate company.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:35 pm ]
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I thought you were "RETIRED"
Author:  Kirkwood [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:35 pm ]
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bigfan wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
Install a lock on the lobby door so you can only enter the building if you're a tenant? If a visitor there's a buzzer so the tenant can let you in? This situation would be avoided?


Thanks for the attempt at helping me manage a real estate company.

Just trying to give you a few solutions Jerry. Someone took a shit in our building's elevator when our lobby door lock broke.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:39 pm ]
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I'm picturing a man with a bag on his head chasing the wrongdoers.
Author:  badrogue17 [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:43 pm ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
bigfan wrote:
It is a shot at the black men who have attempted robberies in my building numerous times and their inability to speak The English "you axed, I answered".



That's pretty much what I thought it was. Just wanted to know for sure.

Interesting
Author:  bigfan [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:46 pm ]
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Kirkwood wrote:
bigfan wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
Install a lock on the lobby door so you can only enter the building if you're a tenant? If a visitor there's a buzzer so the tenant can let you in? This situation would be avoided?


Thanks for the attempt at helping me manage a real estate company.

Just trying to give you a few solutions Jerry. Someone took a shit in our building's elevator when our lobby door lock broke.

Les live in your building?
Author:  Hatchetman [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:52 pm ]
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next time leave a stool sample in the Amazon box. Surprise!
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