indeed, she is beyond deserving of the shout out because she's taught us a valuable lesson: revenge may be a dish not necessarily best-served cold.

http://gawker.com/high-school-girl-fed- ... ayhathaway

Living well is the best revenge, but feeding your enemies semen-filled cupcakes is a close second.

A bullied high school girl in Bakersfield, Calif., reportedly put pubic hair, semen, expired food, and pills into the cupcakes she handed out last Thursday to kids who picked on her. Another student asked the girl why her cupcakes tasted so bad, and she said it was because she'd filled them with bodily fluids.

Police were able to confirm that the cupcakes were made with a gross combination of condiments including mayonnaise, barbecue sauce, and soy sauce, but the food was destroyed before it could actually be tested for semen. The health department has been called off of the investigation.

One student is the source of the report that the cupcakes contained semen and that they were passed out to kids who bullied the cupcake-baking girl, according to ABC 10, so take the whole story with a grain of salt.

Centennial High School has now implemented a "no outside food" policy, forcing the cancellation of a French class food day this week. Sorry, students, no pain au sperme for you.

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When I was in eighth grade at Skiles Middle School in Evanston we had a home economics elective. It was split into two halves. One semester was sewing with Ms. Scott and the other semester was cooking with Ms. Bissell. It was mostly girls who took the elective but some of my friends and I took it because it was an easy grade and we might get to hang out with the hot chicks like Laurie Madura and Caryn Rowe.

One day we had to make cupcakes. My friend Jeff Nuss had discovered a can of Babbo cleaner in a cabinet. Babbo was like a discount version of Comet. For some reason we put a little Babbo in our cupcakes. Not enough to kill anyone, just a little bit. A kid named Joe Manning grabbed one of ours right out of the oven and said, "Mmmmm, my compliments to the chef!" for the rest of the school year Nuss and I walked around saying, "Hey Joe, wanna eat some Babbo?"

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

Don't like these stories, they're not funny. Never good to put drugs or chemicals in people's food.

Really Spaulding? Are you cautioning us not to poison people?

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

I agree. When I make "special" cookies or brownies, I NEVER give them to somebody, without telling them what is in it. They can make their own decision, whether they want it, or not.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

JORR is worse than Monsanto.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

And on the flip side, I wont eat them unless I know (meaning I watched) whats in them.

Too risky

We need Goggles to chime in on this.

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Luckily Joe survived. Someone told me he has a hot wife who is much younger than we are.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

Well... that make it all ok then.

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Maybe somebody shoulda told you at 13. I think the stories are horrible. That's all I'm saying.

Nowadays, people just come to a school with a gun and shoot up the place. I commend this girl for her creativity in getting even.

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Back in the 70s when men were men a real stud like Joe Manning could gobble down a can of Babbo without getting the slightest hint of a stomachache. Nowadays people start Facebook groups to whine about the great work Monsanto does to feed the world and post crazy shit about chemtrails. Pussification of America.

But yes, I admit some of my behavior as a thirteen year old was atrocious. Haven't you ever acted atrociously, Spaulding? I mean beyond martialling the forces of your male harem to shout down the wisdom of amiable CSFMB members like Boilermaker Rick and Douchebag.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

JORR's posts are slowly moving farther and farther away from simply "different".

Anyway, the girl wasn't a total outcast if she was able to get ahold of that much, um, "bodily fluids". She needs to look on the bright side of life.

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Gee, she didn't even have to martial you this time.

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Guy Fieri is co-owner of Johnny Garlic's and Tex Wasabi's Restaurants

You say that like it's a bad thing. It takes all kinds.




Yeah, that's what I was wondering. Who donated that much filling?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Yeah, that probably sounds negative. I didn't mean it that way. I was just pointing out, as others have, that his "tone" seems to have changed lately.

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Ah, ok.

I havent really noticed

It didn't say anywhere in the article it was human semen.

I hadn't thought of that.......luckily you did.

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Maybe she hit up Barry Bonds for some Elk Semen

I'm right behind you Spaulding.

I also agree with what you said 100%

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Giving somebody chemicals or drugs to ingest unknowingly is no big deal if it does not result in any
negative consequences or bodily harm? Whiny people disagree with that and real men power thru it? That's your argument?

I don't have much of a facebook page and I don't think I've started a thread on food, chemicals, et al. I have given my opinion
when the subject comes up. Maybe people are interested, maybe not, maybe people agree sometimes, maybe not. We live a fairly
average existence in my house. I did not know that I could not express these thoughts. Perhaps I should look for a more pressing cause
like what people wear on airplanes. That shit is important. Way more than what people eat and way more than drugging an unsuspecting person.

I also think it sucks that when people agree with me they are called part of a harem. When you tell one of your stories, and
people tell you their great, they aren't labeled as JORR's cockslobbering short story lovers.

Never seen much wisdom from BR or Douchebag so I don't know what you are talking about.




Maybe the tone of the article bothers me. It's presented as if this girl were coy or funny. If there were drugs in them she could damage somebody, maybe permanently. That's not cute. I don't like it, never have.

On one side of the debate we have child poisoning. On the other side of the debate we have Spaulding.

Looks like I'm siding with child poisoning.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

oh comeon JORR.... we live in a world where people not only beLIEve that neil armstrong took a nice little stroll on the moon in 1969 because the moon trips were important in that they ended up giving us velcro or whatever..... but they also band togetyher and browbeat anyone "out there" enough to have the audacity to not believe the tv/radio/newspapers/media/groupthink that, indeed, american men went to the moon in 1969.

once you pulled that off and got all these dullards convinced that we beat russia to the moon and they came back in some "lunar module" that looks like it could have been built by a hobbyist in someone's backyard.... and oh yeah even tho you needed some giant c-band satellite dish to get satellite tv in the 1980s some modest little dish could transmit video FROM THE FUCKING MOON back to mission control NO PROBLEMO.

comeon dude, in a world where people believe that why not chemtrails and monsanto and flouride in the water and dan bernstein championing the whole "IF YOU DONT GET VACCINATED DISEASES WILL MUTATE AND KILL YOU" even tho like ~10yrs ago you could read about how diseases were beginning to mutate BECAUSE OF ALL THE VACCINATIONS causing them to have to, you know, hustle and adapt in order to survive.... well now that there's an anti-vaccine movement just have some big official media outlets quote some study by some big official important sounding science bureau like "nope we were wrong, these diseases now mutate when they get a chance to infect people because you know if there's one thing life as a whole teaches you it's that life as a whole is so not lazy, it's diabolically proactive and thinking "hey now that i'm having an easy time surviving from host to host, you know what, i'd better mutate so i can go destroy all of those vaccines i'm not encountering because now this non-vaccinated host has given me the antibodies of the vaccine it doesnt have to study and adapt to, so yeah now imma go adapt and infect vaccinated people just so dan bernstein is right (as he always is)!!!!"

yeah man, this vehicle was infinitely more complex than the vehicle that supposedy brought back people from the moon:


and yes, i know TL;DR and i'm wrong and stupid and loser and gay so yeah this july whatever i'll go celebrate the moon landing with all of my non-/friends who have jobs lives wives kids cars and tax brackets.

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Rick, You are probably on the side of Pennsylvania and Penn State too.

I swear I will start flying to NY and do all sorts of shit that bothers you on the flight.

I wouldn't object if they were.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

I'm with spaulding, no way would I waste drugs on someone I didn't like.

This is how you take care of a bully, they should PSA this in schools:

This whole NFL draft thing has you stressed out

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.