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Author:  jimmypasta [ Fri May 23, 2014 5:48 am ]
Post subject:  Jessica Alba

just because,that's why!

Image

Author:  Tall Midget [ Fri May 23, 2014 2:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jessica Alba

That picture makes me want to be a bathing suit.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri May 23, 2014 3:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jessica Alba

It makes me want to be her bicycle seat.

Author:  Hockey Gay [ Fri May 23, 2014 3:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jessica Alba

Thought she was dead

Author:  TurdFerguson [ Fri May 23, 2014 5:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jessica Alba

Any takers on being her tampoon?

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri May 23, 2014 5:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jessica Alba

National Tampoon's Vacation was the most disgusting movie I've ever seen.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri May 23, 2014 5:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jessica Alba

TurdFerguson wrote:
Any takers on being her tampoon?


Is that like a tampon taped to a harpoon? If so, I'm game.

Author:  TurdFerguson [ Fri May 23, 2014 6:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jessica Alba

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
National Tampoon's Vacation was the most disgusting movie I've ever seen.


The sequel is always bloodier than the original.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Fri May 23, 2014 6:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jessica Alba

leashyourkids wrote:
TurdFerguson wrote:
Any takers on being her tampoon?


Is that like a tampon taped to a harpoon? If so, I'm game.


Well my toilet went crazy yesterday afternoon
The plumber he says "never flush a tampoon"
This great information cost me half a week's pay
And the toilet blew up later on the next day

Author:  Chus [ Fri May 23, 2014 7:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jessica Alba

Curious Hair wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
TurdFerguson wrote:
Any takers on being her tampoon?


Is that like a tampon taped to a harpoon? If so, I'm game.


Well my toilet went crazy yesterday afternoon
The plumber he says "never flush a tampoon"
This great information cost me half a week's pay
And the toilet blew up later on the next day


Flakes! Flakes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFvtoJrK1Zg&feature=kp

Author:  spanky [ Fri May 23, 2014 8:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jessica Alba

Would

Author:  Douchebag [ Sat May 24, 2014 3:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jessica Alba

Hmmm, Chris Pratt, Studs in Spaaace. Sounds like an interesting read.

Author:  lipidquadcab [ Sat May 24, 2014 4:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jessica Alba

Douchebag wrote:
Hmmm, Chris Pratt, Studs in Spaaace. Sounds like an interesting read.

Read for you by Mike Mayock

Author:  good dolphin [ Tue May 27, 2014 8:39 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Jessica Alba

saw Sin City this weekend renewing my like for her

Really, that move is packed with women looking hot. I was never much for Brittany Murphy and even SHE is gorgeous in the movie. It is probably the lighting and black and white film.

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