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Author: | bigfan [ Wed May 28, 2014 4:26 pm ] |
Post subject: | MOLLY SCHUYLER |
WOW! Getting it done! (2) 72 Oz Steaks in 9 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- Putting Chestnut to shame! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESCB_-8L994 |
Author: | Big Chicagoan [ Wed May 28, 2014 4:39 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: MOLLY SCHUYLER |
She really knows how to eat the meat. |
Author: | bigfan [ Wed May 28, 2014 4:50 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: MOLLY SCHUYLER |
Big Chicagoan wrote: She really knows how to eat the meat. I was unaware that chestnut set the new record there. Was held by some Reds pitcher (Franks...?) 1 steak in 9 minutes. I can only compare this to my own indulging on my birthday at age of 24ish, got the double porterhouse at Mortons, 48 Ozer. Maybe knocked down 1/2 and couldnt eat another bit! Now, maybe if I really know what I was going for that night, I would not have eaten during the day, but even then...30 ozs? Max...and she is knocking down 144 Oz in 9 minutes! Plus salad! Baked taters! It's just impressive |
Author: | good dolphin [ Thu May 29, 2014 7:40 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: MOLLY SCHUYLER |
My BIL knocked down one of those Big Texan steak deals at a wedding rehearsal party somewhere outside of Lubbock. He finished it, held it in long enough to win the prize and puked it up |
Author: | spmack [ Thu May 29, 2014 9:08 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: MOLLY SCHUYLER |
Sounds like a normal night at Arnie's. |
Author: | Telegram Sam [ Thu May 29, 2014 9:13 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: MOLLY SCHUYLER |
spmack wrote: Sounds like a normal night at Arnie's. Have you ever heard this, spmack? Arnie's is namechecked prominently. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNJeX2hvUyQ |
Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu May 29, 2014 9:49 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: MOLLY SCHUYLER |
This will probably seem like an upset, but I haven't the first interest in "competitive eating" other than the inappropriate giggle I might let go of thinking about how many African people couldn't fathom such a concept. That said, apparently according to her Wikipedia page this 125-lb woman won the Wing Bowl XXII eating contest (record 363 chicken wings) ... the next day, she won the Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival (5 lbs of bacon in 3 min) AFTER winning the IHOP Pancake Bowl (59 pancakes) ... then the next day, she won the Adam Emenecker Challenge (whatever the flying fuck that means) by eating 5 lbs of barbecue. That's just inhuman. |
Author: | sinicalypse [ Thu May 29, 2014 9:52 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: MOLLY SCHUYLER |
Don Tiny wrote: This will probably seem like an upset, but I haven't the first interest in "competitive eating" other than the inappropriate giggle I might let go of thinking about how many African people couldn't fathom such a concept. That said, apparently according to her Wikipedia page this 125-lb woman won the Wing Bowl XXII eating contest (record 363 chicken wings) ... the next day, she won the Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival (5 lbs of bacon in 3 min) AFTER winning the IHOP Pancake Bowl (59 pancakes) ... then the next day, she won the Adam Emenecker Challenge (whatever the flying fuck that means) by eating 5 lbs of barbecue. That's just inhuman. that's also how you achieve elevation from the toilet seat when you have to shit. good lord man to do all that i think you'd need some sort of prodigious sphincter even more than you'd need a versatile stomach. |
Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Thu May 29, 2014 9:55 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: MOLLY SCHUYLER |
spmack wrote: Sounds like a normal night at Arnie's. |
Author: | spmack [ Thu May 29, 2014 10:03 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: MOLLY SCHUYLER |
Krazy Ivan wrote: spmack wrote: Sounds like a normal night at Arnie's. Pretty sure it aint the first or last time someone left there burning |
Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Thu May 29, 2014 10:07 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: MOLLY SCHUYLER |
nice... |
Author: | spmack [ Thu May 29, 2014 10:11 am ] |
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Telegram Sam wrote: spmack wrote: Sounds like a normal night at Arnie's. Have you ever heard this, spmack? Arnie's is namechecked prominently. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNJeX2hvUyQ That was pretty good. First time hearing it. |
Author: | KDdidit [ Thu May 29, 2014 10:27 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: MOLLY SCHUYLER |
Wonder if she likes it up the butt. |
Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu May 29, 2014 10:44 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: MOLLY SCHUYLER |
sinicalypse wrote: Don Tiny wrote: This will probably seem like an upset, but I haven't the first interest in "competitive eating" other than the inappropriate giggle I might let go of thinking about how many African people couldn't fathom such a concept. That said, apparently according to her Wikipedia page this 125-lb woman won the Wing Bowl XXII eating contest (record 363 chicken wings) ... the next day, she won the Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival (5 lbs of bacon in 3 min) AFTER winning the IHOP Pancake Bowl (59 pancakes) ... then the next day, she won the Adam Emenecker Challenge (whatever the flying fuck that means) by eating 5 lbs of barbecue. That's just inhuman. that's also how you achieve elevation from the toilet seat when you have to shit. good lord man to do all that i think you'd need some sort of prodigious sphincter even more than you'd need a versatile stomach. Guessing her plumber retired shortly following that gastric spree ... KDdidit wrote: Wonder if she likes it up the butt. I would think it'd be a lot less painful just to hide some food in her purse during the competition ... |
Author: | bigfan [ Thu May 29, 2014 10:52 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: MOLLY SCHUYLER |
Some really smart people studied it http://www.ajronline.org/doi/full/10.2214/AJR.07.2342 |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Thu May 29, 2014 10:59 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: MOLLY SCHUYLER |
Is that why Ron Schuler left the Sox? To train his daughter in eating the competition? |
Author: | spanky [ Thu May 29, 2014 11:39 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: MOLLY SCHUYLER |
would not |
Author: | Makalu G [ Wed Jun 04, 2014 11:47 am ] |
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Always thought that eating contests would end up being shitting contests, at some point... |
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