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Author:  bigfan [ Wed May 28, 2014 4:26 pm ]
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WOW! Getting it done! (2) 72 Oz Steaks in 9 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- Putting Chestnut to shame!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESCB_-8L994

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Wed May 28, 2014 4:39 pm ]
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She really knows how to eat the meat.

Author:  bigfan [ Wed May 28, 2014 4:50 pm ]
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Big Chicagoan wrote:
She really knows how to eat the meat.

I was unaware that chestnut set the new record there. Was held by some Reds pitcher (Franks...?) 1 steak in 9 minutes.

I can only compare this to my own indulging on my birthday at age of 24ish, got the double porterhouse at Mortons, 48 Ozer. Maybe knocked down 1/2 and couldnt eat another bit! Now, maybe if I really know what I was going for that night, I would not have eaten during the day, but even then...30 ozs? Max...and she is knocking down 144 Oz in 9 minutes! Plus salad! Baked taters!

It's just impressive

Author:  good dolphin [ Thu May 29, 2014 7:40 am ]
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My BIL knocked down one of those Big Texan steak deals at a wedding rehearsal party somewhere outside of Lubbock. He finished it, held it in long enough to win the prize and puked it up

Author:  spmack [ Thu May 29, 2014 9:08 am ]
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Sounds like a normal night at Arnie's.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Thu May 29, 2014 9:13 am ]
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spmack wrote:
Sounds like a normal night at Arnie's.


Have you ever heard this, spmack? Arnie's is namechecked prominently.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNJeX2hvUyQ

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu May 29, 2014 9:49 am ]
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This will probably seem like an upset, but I haven't the first interest in "competitive eating" other than the inappropriate giggle I might let go of thinking about how many African people couldn't fathom such a concept.

That said, apparently according to her Wikipedia page this 125-lb woman won the Wing Bowl XXII eating contest (record 363 chicken wings) ... the next day, she won the Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival (5 lbs of bacon in 3 min) AFTER winning the IHOP Pancake Bowl (59 pancakes) ... then the next day, she won the Adam Emenecker Challenge (whatever the flying fuck that means) by eating 5 lbs of barbecue.

That's just inhuman.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Thu May 29, 2014 9:52 am ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
This will probably seem like an upset, but I haven't the first interest in "competitive eating" other than the inappropriate giggle I might let go of thinking about how many African people couldn't fathom such a concept.

That said, apparently according to her Wikipedia page this 125-lb woman won the Wing Bowl XXII eating contest (record 363 chicken wings) ... the next day, she won the Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival (5 lbs of bacon in 3 min) AFTER winning the IHOP Pancake Bowl (59 pancakes) ... then the next day, she won the Adam Emenecker Challenge (whatever the flying fuck that means) by eating 5 lbs of barbecue.

That's just inhuman.


that's also how you achieve elevation from the toilet seat when you have to shit. good lord man to do all that i think you'd need some sort of prodigious sphincter even more than you'd need a versatile stomach.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Thu May 29, 2014 9:55 am ]
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spmack wrote:
Sounds like a normal night at Arnie's.


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Author:  spmack [ Thu May 29, 2014 10:03 am ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
spmack wrote:
Sounds like a normal night at Arnie's.


Image

Pretty sure it aint the first or last time someone left there burning :D

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Thu May 29, 2014 10:07 am ]
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:lol:
nice...

Author:  spmack [ Thu May 29, 2014 10:11 am ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
spmack wrote:
Sounds like a normal night at Arnie's.


Have you ever heard this, spmack? Arnie's is namechecked prominently.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNJeX2hvUyQ


That was pretty good. First time hearing it.

Author:  KDdidit [ Thu May 29, 2014 10:27 am ]
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Wonder if she likes it up the butt.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu May 29, 2014 10:44 am ]
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sinicalypse wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
This will probably seem like an upset, but I haven't the first interest in "competitive eating" other than the inappropriate giggle I might let go of thinking about how many African people couldn't fathom such a concept.

That said, apparently according to her Wikipedia page this 125-lb woman won the Wing Bowl XXII eating contest (record 363 chicken wings) ... the next day, she won the Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival (5 lbs of bacon in 3 min) AFTER winning the IHOP Pancake Bowl (59 pancakes) ... then the next day, she won the Adam Emenecker Challenge (whatever the flying fuck that means) by eating 5 lbs of barbecue.

That's just inhuman.


that's also how you achieve elevation from the toilet seat when you have to shit. good lord man to do all that i think you'd need some sort of prodigious sphincter even more than you'd need a versatile stomach.


Guessing her plumber retired shortly following that gastric spree ...

KDdidit wrote:
Wonder if she likes it up the butt.


I would think it'd be a lot less painful just to hide some food in her purse during the competition ...

Author:  bigfan [ Thu May 29, 2014 10:52 am ]
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Some really smart people studied it

http://www.ajronline.org/doi/full/10.2214/AJR.07.2342

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu May 29, 2014 10:59 am ]
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Is that why Ron Schuler left the Sox? To train his daughter in eating the competition?
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Author:  spanky [ Thu May 29, 2014 11:39 am ]
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would not

Author:  Makalu G [ Wed Jun 04, 2014 11:47 am ]
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Always thought that eating contests would end up being shitting contests, at some point...

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