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Author:  sinicalypse [ Thu Jun 19, 2014 8:58 pm ]
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holy shit... if you're gonna go HAM on a bitch might as well make sure she's pregnant so you get the high score.

click here to be transported to teh magical realm of youtube where you shouldn't look at the video title and instead just spend the next ~30-45 seconds watching and waiting for that moment where you're inevitably going to audibly go "DAMNNNNNNNNN" because this is one of life's more legitimate "HOLY SHIT" moments. lennox lewis ain't got shit on this.

but yeah man.... this dude is str8up gangster. he aint give a fuck. walk in and case the joint out, make sure ain't nobody around the corner.... then BLAM! go and take care of business while the rest of the world around you literally reels in shock. don't even bother to hide your face or attempt to conceal your identity because at this point you're committed to the cause of taking whatever the fuck you want and becoming a viral internet sensation in the process.

Author:  redskingreg [ Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:17 pm ]
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You put this in the Shoutouts section? You're a heartless piece of shit, dude. the fuck?

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:27 pm ]
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Yea, I'm not getting this either.

He strikes me as a gutless punk. If he would have told her she was being robbed, I'm pretty damn sure she would have handed over anything he wanted.

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:39 pm ]
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So where the fuck was Krista?

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:56 pm ]
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Not even going to read the comments on that video. Over/Under on comments you have to sift through until N-word is dropped? I'll set the line at 3.5. Have at it.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:53 pm ]
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it's called a joke guys..... i'm being all kinds of sarcastic here as i hail the guy for a hero for doing some utterly deplorable shit.

it was a bit of a sociological experiment because i wanted to see how much flak i'd catch from you lot for putting it in the wrong section, cuz when we link a viral internet video here well IT BETTER BE PUT IN THE RIGHT SECTION BECAUSE THIS ISN'T NAM, THERE ARE RULES HERE!!!!

but yeah, obviously this is a deporable act and let's hope that his arresting officers give him the beatdown that he deserves (cuz if there's no cameras/bystanders around call it a hunch this dude will be written up as "resisting arrest") because dude's gonna be found soon. call it a hunch that this guy has some priors, so they'll be able to run some facial recognition software against the mugshot database and they'll figure out who he is and bring him the justice he deserves.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Jun 19, 2014 11:24 pm ]
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Man, outta nowhere. They really do have better quick-twitch muscles than we do, huh.

EDIT: damn, I was just in Pensacola!

EDIT2: upon looking, I've driven past that Boost Mobile

Author:  badrogue17 [ Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:57 am ]
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If Obama had a son….

Author:  Bagels [ Fri Jun 20, 2014 6:49 am ]
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Tad Queasy wrote:
So where the fuck was Krista?


yeah that was cold....

Author:  Tall Midget [ Fri Jun 20, 2014 8:07 am ]
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I bet sinicalypse consulted with Elmhurst Steve before formulating his joke.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Fri Jun 20, 2014 8:11 am ]
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Weak punch. She was about to get up from it.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Fri Jun 20, 2014 8:12 am ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Weak punch. She was about to get up from it.

Still, a white guy would have telegraphed his punch.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jun 20, 2014 8:28 am ]
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sinicalypse wrote:
holy shit... if you're gonna go HAM on a bitch
Leave Hawg out of this nonsense.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Fri Jun 20, 2014 8:51 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
holy shit... if you're gonna go HAM on a bitch
Leave Hawg out of this nonsense.

:pig:

Author:  redskingreg [ Fri Jun 20, 2014 8:52 am ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Weak punch. She was about to get up from it.

Still, a white guy would have telegraphed his punch.


Ice, hospital, legal counsel.

Author:  Bagels [ Fri Jun 20, 2014 8:55 am ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Weak punch. She was about to get up from it.


she was Glass Joe there...

Author:  spmack [ Fri Jun 20, 2014 8:58 am ]
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Guy was arrested. Fucking idiot.

http://www.wkrg.com/story/25813392/dist ... -pensacola

Author:  Bagels [ Fri Jun 20, 2014 9:00 am ]
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not even OKC knocks motherfuckers out like that

Author:  denisdman [ Fri Jun 20, 2014 9:29 am ]
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spmack wrote:


He looks like Kobe Bryant in about 15 years....

Image

Author:  Chus [ Fri Jun 20, 2014 9:35 am ]
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denisdman wrote:
spmack wrote:


He looks like Kobe Bryant in about 15 years....

Image


:lol:

Author:  Makalu G [ Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:18 am ]
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Was she checking her email after that asshole left?

Author:  spmack [ Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:19 am ]
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Makalu G wrote:
Was she checking her email after that asshole left?

Probably posted on Facebook first before calling the Police.

Author:  Bagels [ Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:21 am ]
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Makalu G wrote:
Was she checking her email after that asshole left?


probably seeing where the fuck Krista was at

Author:  badrogue17 [ Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:22 am ]
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spmack wrote:
Makalu G wrote:
Was she checking her email after that asshole left?

Probably posted on Facebook first before calling the Police.

E-mailing Krista to get her ass the fuck out to the front.

Author:  Bagels [ Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:23 am ]
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badrogue17 wrote:
spmack wrote:
Makalu G wrote:
Was she checking her email after that asshole left?

Probably posted on Facebook first before calling the Police.

E-mailing Krista to get her ass the fuck out to the front.


always the bridesmaid...

Author:  Furious Styles [ Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:33 am ]
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spmack wrote:
Makalu G wrote:
Was she checking her email after that asshole left?

Probably posted on Facebook first before calling the Police.

In hopes that Sting will perform some Tantric law enforcement?

Author:  Bagels [ Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:38 am ]
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Furious Styles wrote:
spmack wrote:
Makalu G wrote:
Was she checking her email after that asshole left?

Probably posted on Facebook first before calling the Police.

In hopes that Sting will perform some Tantric law enforcement?


King of Pain might have been appropriate ....

Author:  badrogue17 [ Fri Jun 20, 2014 12:13 pm ]
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Furious Styles wrote:
spmack wrote:
Makalu G wrote:
Was she checking her email after that asshole left?

Probably posted on Facebook first before calling the Police.

In hopes that Sting will perform some Tantric law enforcement?

:lol:

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