God @TheTweetOfGod · 17h
You're welcome, Cleveland.



God @TheTweetOfGod · 5h
I, on the other hand, am never returning to Cleveland.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

That's good.

God @TheTweetOfGod · May 28
You're welcome, #Blackhawks fans. But don't even think about asking as to help the Cubs.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

God @TheTweetOfGod · May 13
It amazes Me that the same people who doubt that I can be on Twitter have no trouble believing Jesus is on a piece of French toast.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

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God @TheTweetOfGod
Your sports team's loss is your fault.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Now who ever is doing it is going straight to hell . It is still funny as all hell lol

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

You think you two will get along down there?

I hope so.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

God @TheTweetOfGod
Agnostics are basically people who believe in Me when they want something.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

And a few Bestofs.....

God @TheTweetOfGod
No, I did not impregnate that Italian nun who just had a baby. She only kneeled for Me, if you know what I mean.

God @TheTweetOfGod
Swearing to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth ON A BIBLE is one of the great ironies of life.

God @TheTweetOfGod
When I made Lebron James I was in the zone.

God @TheTweetOfGod
At the end of a sporting event I’m often surprised by which team it turned out I was rooting for.

God @TheTweetOfGod
I am not a parody account. I am The Lord thy God, King of the Universe, and I am communicating by Twitter because My fax is broken.

God @TheTweetOfGod
I'm thinking about writing the Bible again, only this time not on meth.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Another example of why I love this site. To quote Rome: "hilarious".

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Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.- JD Vance
If you committed violence on that day, obviously, you shouldn’t be pardoned.- JD Vance on the J-6 insurrectionists

God @TheTweetOfGod · Jul 10
Even I'm uncomfortable with what Israel is doing in Gaza, and I'm Jewish.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

It's like doing a show on the Score, just quote a bunch of texts and tweets, make up some storys from some sources that are either dead or no longer in sports and taste some food on the air. I think I can do 36 minutes every hour!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Meat & BigFan 11-2 on 670 the Score! One is BigFan the other is a BIG fan!

Make it happen.

God's one follow:

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

It what makes it even funnier!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Yeah, this account is high-larious. There are some other great tweets in the history.

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"Mental illness is extremely common. Everybody I've ever talked to seems to have it." - TheTweetOfGod.

I may just actually have to join Twitter.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Just don't follow the DB ALS and you will be fine.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

What is the DB ALS?

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Sorry, you're not invited.

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Eh, this guy is mildly funny sometimes, but once you follow him for a while you realize he tweets too much and hits at about a 10% clip


Very hard to be consistently funny when you do it 10 times a day.

he does recycle the issues

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Sounds like the "Not Bill Walton" guy. Whenever I'm about ready to unfollow, he'll hit with a nice zinger.

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