God @TheTweetOfGod · 17h
You're welcome, Cleveland.
God @TheTweetOfGod · 5h
I, on the other hand, am never returning to Cleveland.
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| Author: | bigfan [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:28 am ] |
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God @TheTweetOfGod · 17h You're welcome, Cleveland. God @TheTweetOfGod · 5h I, on the other hand, am never returning to Cleveland. |
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:40 am ] |
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That's good. |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:11 am ] |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:01 am ] |
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God @TheTweetOfGod · May 28 You're welcome, #Blackhawks fans. But don't even think about asking as to help the Cubs. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:05 am ] |
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God @TheTweetOfGod · May 13 It amazes Me that the same people who doubt that I can be on Twitter have no trouble believing Jesus is on a piece of French toast. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:08 am ] |
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| Author: | Jaw Breaker [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:37 am ] |
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http://www.firstcoastnews.com/video/134 ... Tebow-Skit |
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| Author: | Juiced [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:41 am ] |
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bigfan wrote: God @TheTweetOfGod · May 13 It amazes Me that the same people who doubt that I can be on Twitter have no trouble believing Jesus is on a piece of French toast. 
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| Author: | bigfan [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 12:06 pm ] |
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God @TheTweetOfGod Your sports team's loss is your fault. |
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| Author: | chaspoppcap [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 12:58 pm ] |
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Now who ever is doing it is going straight to hell . It is still funny as all hell lol |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 1:00 pm ] |
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chaspoppcap wrote: Now who ever is doing it is going straight to hell . It is still funny as all hell lol You think you two will get along down there? |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 1:03 pm ] |
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| Author: | chaspoppcap [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 1:12 pm ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: chaspoppcap wrote: Now who ever is doing it is going straight to hell . It is still funny as all hell lol You think you two will get along down there? I hope so. |
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:00 pm ] |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:04 pm ] |
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God @TheTweetOfGod Agnostics are basically people who believe in Me when they want something. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:13 pm ] |
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And a few Bestofs..... God @TheTweetOfGod No, I did not impregnate that Italian nun who just had a baby. She only kneeled for Me, if you know what I mean. God @TheTweetOfGod Swearing to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth ON A BIBLE is one of the great ironies of life. God @TheTweetOfGod When I made Lebron James I was in the zone. God @TheTweetOfGod At the end of a sporting event I’m often surprised by which team it turned out I was rooting for. God @TheTweetOfGod I am not a parody account. I am The Lord thy God, King of the Universe, and I am communicating by Twitter because My fax is broken. God @TheTweetOfGod I'm thinking about writing the Bible again, only this time not on meth. |
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| Author: | Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:23 pm ] |
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Another example of why I love this site. To quote Rome: "hilarious". |
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| Author: | Chus [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:24 pm ] |
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God @TheTweetOfGod · Jul 10 Even I'm uncomfortable with what Israel is doing in Gaza, and I'm Jewish. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:25 pm ] |
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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote: Another example of why I love this site. To quote Rome: "hilarious". It's like doing a show on the Score, just quote a bunch of texts and tweets, make up some storys from some sources that are either dead or no longer in sports and taste some food on the air. I think I can do 36 minutes every hour! |
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:34 pm ] |
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bigfan wrote: Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote: Another example of why I love this site. To quote Rome: "hilarious". It's like doing a show on the Score, just quote a bunch of texts and tweets, make up some storys from some sources that are either dead or no longer in sports and taste some food on the air. I think I can do 36 minutes every hour! Meat & BigFan 11-2 on 670 the Score! One is BigFan the other is a BIG fan! Make it happen. |
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| Author: | a retard [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:05 pm ] |
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God's one follow: 
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| Author: | bigfan [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:13 pm ] |
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It what makes it even funnier! |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Sun Jul 13, 2014 2:27 pm ] |
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Yeah, this account is high-larious. There are some other great tweets in the history. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Sun Jul 13, 2014 10:14 pm ] |
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"Mental illness is extremely common. Everybody I've ever talked to seems to have it." - TheTweetOfGod. I may just actually have to join Twitter.
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| Author: | bigfan [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 6:32 am ] |
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Regular Reader wrote: "Mental illness is extremely common. Everybody I've ever talked to seems to have it." - TheTweetOfGod. I may just actually have to join Twitter. Just don't follow the DB ALS and you will be fine. |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 7:00 am ] |
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What is the DB ALS? |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 8:31 am ] |
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote: What is the DB ALS? Sorry, you're not invited. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 8:33 am ] |
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Eh, this guy is mildly funny sometimes, but once you follow him for a while you realize he tweets too much and hits at about a 10% clip Very hard to be consistently funny when you do it 10 times a day. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 9:16 am ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: Eh, this guy is mildly funny sometimes, but once you follow him for a while you realize he tweets too much and hits at about a 10% clip Very hard to be consistently funny when you do it 10 times a day. he does recycle the issues |
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| Author: | spmack [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 9:30 am ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: Eh, this guy is mildly funny sometimes, but once you follow him for a while you realize he tweets too much and hits at about a 10% clip Very hard to be consistently funny when you do it 10 times a day. Sounds like the "Not Bill Walton" guy. Whenever I'm about ready to unfollow, he'll hit with a nice zinger. |
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