For providing a few minutes of hilarity as I eaves dropped a conversation between him and his wingman at the gym...talking about getting kicked out of bars for fighting and enjoying it, bitching about the bouncers, and "trolling for booty" at various after party bars...such as the cadillac ranch.

Hopefully his Mom gets Caller Bob cancer for giving birth to him

Was it Richie Daley's nephew?

Fighting should never be taken lightly. You could get permanent damage or maybe give the same. Either way you lose.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

How any dude and bro drops were there during this conversation?

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

too many to keep track of. this guy was like 6'5", had his muscle milk...so he's Gym Guy as well. Though he didn't do chalk. And of course, had a goat tee.

Did you get beat up by an Irishman again Zack?

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Like this?

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When did Wayne Stylie start roiding?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

This is why I don't own a bar anymore. You get these guys coming in looking to fight, they aren't loud, etc. They do shit to egg people on. Maybe throw ice at someone. Not one piece, but constantly. Bump into people to make them drop drinks, etc.

As the owner, you always need to be the one to keep your cool. You always had to be polite in asking a complete asshole to leave. Then maybe one day, that guy sitting at the bar calling girls Caller Bobs as they walk past, won't leave and you need to remove him from the bar stool. He doesnt really fight you at this point, but he isnt cooperating either, he is looking at you like a serial killer. You finally get him off the bar stool, start pushing him out the door and as soon as you get him outside the door, he turns around and takes a swing at your face.

The maybe , just maybe, the neanderthal gene snaps and you grab the little shit by the throat and slam his head down on the car parked in front about 10 times while he says "stop...OK..stop" and you take about 5 more shots "to the ribs rock, to the ribs", as you then come back to earth, ask if he is OK, walk him down the street and maybe, just maybe you take one more shot right to his face, just as he did to start the issue.

Grab his wallet, take his ID, tell him it will be sent to him, thank him for the generous tip he just left the bartenders and make sure he is aware he is never allowed back in your bar again.

Of course, this story was told to me by some other bar owners and I don't believe any of it.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

If somebody gets in your face and calls you a cocksucker, I want you to be nice. Ask him to walk. Be nice. If he won't walk, walk him. But be nice. If you can't walk him, one of the others will help you, and you'll both be nice. I want you to remember that it's a job. It's nothing personal.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

Dalton: I want you to be nice.. until it's time..to not be nice
Bouncer: So, uh, how are we supposed to know when that is?
Dalton: You won't..I'll let you know...You are the bouncers I am the Cooler; All you have to do is watch my back and each others....and take out the trash!

You usually know when that guy is there. I hated that part, ruined entire evenings.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Patrick Swayze did so much good work with his shirt off.

That's why he carried his medical records with him!!!!!!!!!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

what's up with short guys always wanting to scrap in bars? I'm not particularly heighty--middle of the pack by CSFMB's altitudinous standards. But most of the times I've been involved in bar fracases it's involved mighty mouse manlets:

"As soon as I get a step stool, Ima fuck you up, bro!"
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never fight a midget, not even on dare/lark/bet. you don't really lose but you can't win. and you end up pissing yourself laughing as this little person is climbing up your back, trying to strangle you.

No idea what this is in reference to but it's funny

Daulton in the Movie ROADHOUSE

he carried his medical records with him due his frequent trips required to the emergency room, where he would need to remove his shirt.

Also noted...NO ANTESTETHIC!!!!

Roadhouse has to be a top 10 in numbers of time shown on TNT, right there with die Hard

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

ROAD HOUSE.

When he got cut up and had to go to the hospital.

PAIN DON'T HURT!!!

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

My high school wrestling team had a lot of short people who always walked around with their arms held slightly out, as if their bodies couldn't let their arms just hang to the sides like normal people. Future bar fighters of America, probably.

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There's no upside in fighting a midget. If you win, you look like a bully who picked on a midget. If you lose, you got your ass beat by a midget. That's why midgets can afford to walk around like cocky little pricks. I knew a midget who hung out in a bar called Bob & Kay's on the corner of Richmond and Waveland. Actually, he may have just been a very short guy. But he was a mouthy little son of a bitch. One time I had to tell him I was going to crack him in the face if he didn't stop acting like a jerk-off.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

So win or lose?

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Elections have consequences.

In his defense, he or his family were probably harmed. Possibly at his daughter's wedding.

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-- source

It's called Imaginary Lat Syndrome or ILS, CH.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5QJ9i_o5vo

an oldie but still one of my favorites

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I got a buddy who turned into likes to fight guy at the end of the night when he's drunk. I think in his mind its like "Im leaving anyway, might as well get kicked out"

But he always went after the biggest most douchey looking bouncer so it was hard to even blame him.

I can think of one exception.

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